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Tongue Twisters
Tongue Twisters
4. I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?'
You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second
stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth
stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s
eyes?
A. The same as yours, you’re the bus driver.
Q: If there are three apples & you took away two, how many do
you have?
A. Two—because YOU took two.
On a map
Frank’s mother has 2 kids, one is April what the name of the
second child is?
Answer: Frank
Answer: Meat
4. What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Your cellphone.