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10. Things you should let us do alone: figuring out where we are,
watching anything on TBS, playing cards, smoking cigars and
picking out the beer.
12. Department stores and malls were designed so that when you want
to look at bed linen, shower curtains or handbags, there are
always some speakers, tires or sporting equipment nearby.
14. We did water the plants. They died anyway. Nobody knows why
this happens.
15. Even if you think he's cute, George Clooney can't act.
16. Of course, neither can Pamela Anderson, but she had the good
sense to do "Baywatch" rather than "ER."
18. Compromise does not mean that we abandon our position in favor
of yours.
20. It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Quiz together.
21. Unless you are willing to follow the careers of Mo Vaughn, Cal
Ripken, David Robinson,Mats Sundin, Michael Jordan, Arnold Schwarzenegger
and
Chris Farley, don't expect us to know what Helen Gurley Brown,
Hilary Clinton, Naomi Wolf or your mother are up to.
22. Sex on a weeknight is generally welcome. Three hours of
post-coital conversation is not.
25. If you must take us with you into Victoria's Secret, never,
ever leave us alone. All the old fat ladies make mean faces
at us and only add to our discomfort.