Westeros Times

“He Doesn't Want It!" 

By: Brittany Gesualdo 

The news of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's escape from Royal Palace has the whole world

talking, so much so that it has even reached the lands of Winterfell. The Royal Palace now has a

spot available, and it has been currently offered to Jon Snow of the Knight's Watch. Even though

he killed the last queen he worked for, they still can't seem to get him off their minds. He has

been asked multiple times now, but he always claims that he doesn't want it. Will Jon Snow take

Harry's place, or will he keep saying he doesn't want it? Will Jon kill the queen? 

Reported by Dustin Davis

Last nights season finale of The Bachelor came with some exciting news about what to expect for

the upcoming season of The Bachelorette. The shows host, Chris Harrison, was proud to

announce one of the most high profile celebrity bachelorettes in the shows history. Harley Quin,

recently separated from The Joker, is ready to test her hand at true love and will be our next

bachelorette. Will Harley be able to find a man who can keep up with her crazy life style or will

she be breaking more than just hearts in the mansion this season? Last nights episode showed a

preview of what's to come and Harleys first one on one looked more like a heist than a date to

me. 
 Best of Both Worlds? Reported by Dustin Davis

Reported by Briana Hinkell Last nights season finale of The Bachelor came

BREAKING NEWS: Miley Cyrus exposed for with some exciting news about what to expect

cheating on recent ex Liam Hemsworth. for the upcoming season of The Bachelorette.

Miley claims that she was always faithful to The shows host, Chris Harrison, was proud to

Liam but did confirm that Hannah Montana announce one of the most high profile celebrity

does like to get around and date all the bachelorettes in the shows history. Harley Quin,

popular celebrities. She never knew it was a recently separated from The Joker, is ready to

problem if both her and Hannah were dating test her hand at true love and will be our next

different people. A few weeks after their bachelorette. Will Harley be able to find a man

breakup Dr. Oz invited Miley to be a guest who can keep up with her crazy life style or will

star on his show. The medical wiz diagnosed she be breaking more than just hearts in the

Miley with Dissociative Identity mansion this season? Last nights episode

Disorder(DID). All these years she thought showed a preview of what's to come and

she was living a normal life and had no clue Harleys first one on one looked more like a

Hannah was taking over the spotlight. Will heist than a date to me. 

Liam take her back since it was her medical

condition causing the cheating? I guess

we will find out soon. Sorry that you couldn't

have the best of both worlds Miley. Until next

time.
 Scooby-Doo Team Expansion?
By Shantal Flores-Ynigo
It seems that someone new has joined the
Scooby-Doo team.  Horatio Caine came out to
the media about his new career, from CSI
Miami to the United States Official
Investigative Scooby Doo Gang. He is taking
his acting to a new level and actively seeking a
career in CSI. Scooby Doo has been certified as
the official recently, aside from the show, so
with Horatio joining fresh after graduating
with his degree in CSI he seems to be quickly
picking up the career. What does help with his
new found career is his experience from his
own SCI Miami show and the seasons he spent
acting in them. Just this past week a source
told us he found a lead for the team on a long
pursued investigation on the Cartel Tunnels in
the United States and we could be hearing
more information soon about a solved case. We
are rooting for you Horatio!
Did Maleficent go mad again?
By Megan Kauth
Just in! Maleficent is at it again. It is said
that she took her grand-daughter from
Aurora. The word is Maleficent took her to
Fae. Aurora is so irate with her. As we all
have seen in the past she can be evil and
good. So, our question is did Maleficent
really go mad or is she just trying to protect
her grand-daughter? What is going threw
Aurora's head and if she will get a chance to
raise her daughter or just get climes of her?
All we can do now is hope for the best. 
Colby James Prather
Al Bundy travels through time by
mistakenly falling asleep on a couch he
found inside a police box! This was reported
by the Doctor, Who didn’t give his name. It
appears Al just wanted to take a break from
“miserable family duties”. The Doctor
originally proclaimed the man to be
extraordinary before realizing he was too
lazy to participate on his journeys. On a side
note we caught up with the Doctor at the
grocery store because “Al ate all of the food
on the Tardis”, whatever that is.
 Botched Barbie?

Article by Gabriella Anderson

This just in “household name and squeaky-clean image” Barbie has finally caved under the

pressures of Hollywood. Barbie has been looking rather different these days. Although she was

born in the late 1950's, she still looks just as young as her glory days. Barbie has been known to

have many different types of careers such as astronaut, baseball player, basketball player,

doctor, teacher, president, and scientist to name a few. She has quite the extensive resume!

However, despite her great appearance it is been a known fact that she continues to be rejected

by many acting roles and overlooked for many job opportunities. Early Friday morning one of

our reporters saw Barbie leaving her “dream house” in Malibu and was spotted in Los Angeles

leaving Paul Nassif and Terry Dubrow’s, those of whom have a famous reality TV show

“Botched,” plastic surgery building. Could this be the reason why Barbie has been looking young

or maybe to fix an unwanted previous surgery gone wrong? Perhaps she found her way to stay

relevant in Hollywood? Find out next week for more updates.

Is Joe going to continue killing for YOU. 

By:Katherine Cardenas Gomez.

Just in, there have been new reports of Joe killing for Love, but is it really for Love, Joe found
out he was not going to be a father and as soon as he heard, he confronted her and a big fight
erupted, Joe got so mad he went on to Love’s mother and ended up having an affair with her,
Joe went back to Love and told her what happened, Love went on to fight and was between her
man and her mother. Love decided to forgive Joe but went on to killing her mother. As soon as
Love got back home and told what she had done, Love told Joe” I killed her for YOU”.