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    Wildlife PP reserves A Far Side Collection by Gary Larson ‘The Far Side is distributed internationally by Universal Press Syndicate. Wildlife Preserves copyright © 1989 FetWorks, Inc. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America, No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews. For information write Andrews and ‘McMeel, a Universal Press Syndicate Company, 4900 Main Street, Kansas City, Missouri 64112. ISBN: 0-8362-1842-6 Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 88-83867 First Printing, March 1989 Fourth Printing, September 1993 Printed on recycled paper. Life in the primordial soup ye done everything we can; now we can only wait 1 pulls through... If she doesn't, however, got dibs on these ribs right here.” a ele Pog ea ae ee Pe ee po ee - “So then [says to Borg, ‘You know, as longas we're under siege, one of us oughta moon these Saxon dogs.” Ha. 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Machine No. 5 has jammed, several of the largerspooks have gone off rack, the generator'sblown, 47 ‘and, well, everythingscems to be you-know-what?” Aug,l\1957: Tite Reente (aus: loses the beat ee Ella Fitegeratd hits note Sept.4, 194g Dizzy Gillespie cant Find Bb Taly 41974: 6 74. sc Peletstn fgets ‘ve chords 43 "Heart ar Soul” Infamous moments in jazz “Well, hank God we all made it out in time. “Hley, Bob... did Iscare you or what?” =’ Course, now we're equally screwed.” a vende pies : Toad at io Today ahldes seis Hummingbieds on vacation 5t , Fruitcakes of the World Buteerfly yearbooks 52. 33 Primitive think tanks, “Oh, for heaven's sake, Miss Carlisle! ‘They're only cartoon animals!” Fly travelogues. ‘Her answer off by miles, Sheila’ “cow sense” was always a targetof: 55 Goldfish laundry days 58 “Yeah, yeah, buddy, I've heard it all before: You've just ‘metamorphosed and you've got 24+hou breed before you die... “Allright! Hand me the tongs Frank... ‘We yotusa bigden of rattiershete.” ry 3) (pa ‘| Cnet And nthe Bly in atte a ‘Aladdin's lamp, end table,and sofa Monster jobs 6 “You and Fred have such afovely web, Edna — and [love what you've done with those fly wings.” oe . “The wench, you idiot! Bring me the wench!” c, gradually succumbs 1g back i to the early stages of nonculture shock. Professor Feldman, travelin 63 ‘The world was going down the tubes. They needed a_ scapegoat. They found Wayne. 65 di! There's a car across the el, the Sullivans are outon theie tre again.’ yo ‘you weren't followed, Mary?” s 2 = “Well! No wonder! ... Look who's been “And this report justin. .. Apparently, the grass loose the whole evening!” is greener on the other side!” or ‘The toaster divers of Pago Pago BEN & VERAS ee) ‘The untold ending of D.B. 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