Bilingual pill

First scene

Coni: ¡Hola! Sabes… hace tiempo que creo que eres lindo, ¿Te gustaría salir conmigo?

Basti: Sorry, but I do not speak Spanish, I can´t understand you

Coni: ¡No! ¿Por qué a mi?

Vale: You can´t flirt because you don’t know another language?

Second scene

Coni: Por favor, necesito ir al baño, cuánto tengo que pagar?

Montse: Oh, I can´t understand you, are you selling something? Or what?

Coni: Ay no, ¡Otra vez el inglés!

Vale: And you can´t go to the bathroom because of this?

Vale: Hello, it´s me, Valentina, and here is the solution! If you take this bilingual pill, you will find
the answer to all your problems!

Third scene

Vale: If you take it, you will flirt easily!

Coni: Hi darling, you are handsome, would you go out with me?

Basti: *Sigh* I´m gay…

Vale: And now you can go to the bathroom too!

Coni: I need to pass, how much is it?

Montse: Oh, is just 1dollar and 99 cents

Vale: Call now! If you bought it, this product would change your life, amazing human…!
Celebrity resuscitating powder
Montse: I´d like to meet my favorite celebrities, but they are all dead! So I created this magic
resuscitating powder to have the opportunity to know them.

Montse: For example, If I want to learn how to dance like Michael Jackson, I could resuscitate him
with this fantastic powder!

Basti: *Appears imitating Michael Jackson*

Montse: If me and, in fact, all of you guys want to know who killed Marilyn Monroe, we could go
and ask it to her with this amazing powder!

Coni: *Appears imitating Marylin Monroe*

Montse: And if you want to meet our founder Mary Ward, you could do this by using the magic
powder that I have created!

Vale: *Appears imitating Mary Ward*

Montse: This product is the best thing that it’s has been created in life. Buy it now and you will
meet all your favorites celebrities <3

Infinity water bottle

Basti: Are you tired of always running out of water in your bottle while running?

Coni: Going for water for your bottle can be a bit tedious, don´t you think?

Basti: I present you the wonderful infinity water bottle. With this, your water will never finish.

Vale: It's very tedious to have to fill my bottle all the time but I won´t pay for that.

Montse: If you ran out of water, wouldn’t you buy an infinity water bottle?

Vale: No, It’s too expensive.

Basti: But if you bought one, you could take two free.

Coni: If you are and English teacher and you always need to have a water bottle…

Basti: Because your students are so noisy… This is your product, darling. Buy It now!