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The Round Table Heard in the Hallways The Profound Urgency to Address

Environmental Atrocities
A vivid description of environmental
The Year of the Pig
A year of health, good fortune,
Bananas and Imperialism
The rampant corruption in La
Big Reputation
A reflection on Taylor Swift’s
by the students, for the students A collection of quotes collected from various teachers and students decay
and fun for all Chiquita Banana Company influence
Erika Piotrowski p2 Grace Generous p2 Paul Darnall p3 Krystal Larkin p4
By: MICHELLE LEE
2018-2019

The Round Table


Staff Writer
“The Latin word for tail is penis. They referred to theirs as ‘front tails,’ and that’s where we get that word.” -Jonathan Rowland
January 2019
Adviser:
Kerry Clark “He slapped me with his beef stick!” - Charlie Darnall, January 2019

“You just dabbed and sneezed…” *slowly dabs* -Joshua Hayes, January 2019

Editor-in-Chief: “What does HBO stand for?.... are you sure it doesn’t stand for Aluminum????”- Kai Jacobs, January 2019 Vol. IV No. V Spokane, WA Monday, February 4, 2019 Saint George’s School

The Hidden Side of Valentine’s Day


Marshall Roll ‘20
“I don’t want Slate to write like Jacob, or God forbid like Ben.” - Joshua Hayes, January 2019

“A home button is a sign of poverty” - Maddy Christiansen, January 2019


Staff Writers:
Kyrie Woodard ‘19 “Those Juniors… no I shouldn’t say that… that Liam” - Dave Holte, January 2019 Exploring the origins of the holiday of love
Michelle Lee ‘19 By:
“I might be back in 5 minutes or I might be back in a half hour… I’ll see where the good lord takes me.” - Chad, January 2019 MADDY ROBERTS out into the public, and executed. He was to the cave they were raised in and named
Grace Generous ‘19 Staff Writer eventually named a saint after his death. it Lupercus. The boys later grew up to be
Charlie Darnall ‘19 Ethan Johnson and Adam Hasdorff January 2019
Valentine’s day is never consid- Another legend says that when the founders of Rome.
E: “I’m gonna wax my legs, Bro”
Erika Piotrowski ‘21 A: “Sounds cute” ered a bloody holiday. It is well-loved Valentine was imprisoned, he fell in love
Paul Darnall ‘21 E: “Imma wax my knee caps”
across the world. People flood the stores, with the jailor’s daughter, who visited
Maddy Roberts ‘22 “I don’t wanna sit too close to Hayes. He scares me.” -Kai Jacobs, January 2019 grasping at teddy bears and cheap choco- him in his cell. Some tales say that he
Beth Swartzwelder ‘22 lates which never taste that good anyway. cured her from her blindness. In any case,
Cassie Benson ‘22 “Sixth grade was my peak.” - Jeff Darnall, January 2019
It’s cheesy and often not taken seriously. they were deep in love with each other. It
“Legally if you go to a private school they have to give you all As.” - Jacob Whitman, January 2019 However, the holiday is a still remind- is said that he wrote her a letter before he
Art and Photo: “No, you can’t get drunk from sourdough.” - Seth Coleman, December 2018
er of love and hope. However, it didn’t died and signed it: “from your Valentine.”
Claire Bennett ‘19 always represent those stunning qualities. We still use this phrase today. The after-
Bella Cooley ‘19 Valentine’s day has existed since math of his death was remarkable. People
Krystal Larkin ‘19 Big Reputation February AD 270, when the ancient Roman empire were so inspired by his commitment to
Illustration by Krystal Huang
Krystal Huang ‘20
Caleb Flegel ‘20
A reflection on Taylor Swift’s influence Birthdays still existed. It comes from a story about
St. Valentine, a martyr and a saint. It is
love, that they began a new tradition.
It consisted of drawing two names out From this story, the festival of
son Swift recieves immense adulation.
suspected that he was a priest in third of a hat and letting the two people get Lupercalia was born. The event calls
Lucy Yan ‘20 By: KRYSTAL LARKIN Her altruistic and generous spirit drive

Staff Artist 2/1 Jaiden Nagra century Rome. Claudius II was emperor, to know each other over the course of for the sacrifice of goats and dogs in
her fans crazy with excitement, espe-
The Round Table has the right cially when invited to secret sessions 2/1 Selina Yang and he had declared that only single men a year. This often led to love, and con- order to honor the she-wolf, and the
under the First Ammendment of
Everyone knows the es- or Meet-n-greets. Her donations to 2/4 Ethan Hunter could serve in the army. Claudius figured sequently marriage (much like a blind god of fertility, Lupercus. The killings
teemed Taylor Swift; if you don’t it’s
the United States Constitution hundreds of charities, including Red 2/4 Gabrielle Whitney they would be filled with temptation, and date). were performed by a group of Roman
obvious you’ve been living under a Cross, ALS Association and AMC
and the Revised Code of Wash- rock. In 2006 she released her first al- 2/5 Nick Henning outlawed marriage for young men serv- However, Valentine’s day wasn’t priests, called Luperci. After the ritual,
Lifting Lives, have made an impact
ington to report on or discuss bum self-titled ‘Taylor Swift’ with her 2/5 Cliff Ma ing in the army. Valentine knew this was just based off a saint. It also came from everyone participated in a great feast to
on fans revealing her character as gen-
anything that is not forbidden first song hit single ‘Tim McGraw’. an unjust rule and continued to perform an ancient pagan tradition called Lu- celebrate the tradition. This was followed
erous and amiable. The singer herself 2/5 Taylor Sande
by law, obscene, libelous, or an From that first debut, she’s been even stated that ‘Reputation’ was for secret ceremonies for lovers. Some ver- percalia. This festival was celebrated by various men running around, whip-
invasion of others’ privacy. writing beautiful allegorical music for the fans and expressing her inner self
2/5 Paige Tang sions of the story say that Valentine actu- in Rome and Italy and represented love ping women in the name of fertility. The
The Round Table will strive to millions of fans young and old around and who she’s come to be through- 2/6 Bill Ji ally attempted to save Christian soldiers and fertility. According to legend, King symbolism of this is often disputed, but
meet professional journalism the world. Recently, on November 10, 2/7 Gabriel Gustafson
2017, Swift released her sixth album
cheerful deep songs and speeches. from being unjustly enlisted in the army. Amulius ordered his two nephews (Ro- generally unknown. This seems strange,
standards and report news ac- 2/8 Winnie Wu He did this by marrying them off, which mulus and Remus) to be thrown into the but often the women accepted it, or
‘Reputation’ for the public. Overnight,
curately, objectively, fully, and the album became a sensation selling 2/11 Krystal Larkin made them exempt. Once the emperor Tiber River. He wanted them to drown, held out their hands willingly, in hopes
in depth. We will acknowledge more than 2 million copies and the found out, he ordered Valentine to be as revenge for their mother’s broken vow to conceive. Lupercalia has had many
mistakes and correct errors in
2/12 Lisa Yuan
music video for ‘Look what you made beaten with clubs and have his head cut of celibacy. However, a servant knew the influences on the modern holiday. Some
content which are brought to me do’ gained over 13 million views.
2/13 Nikhil Chaudhry
2/18 Jack Liao off. On February 14th, he was dragged boys wouldn’t survive, and sent them Christians refuse to celebrate Valentine’s
the staff’s attention. Of course, we cannot simply
down the river in a basket instead. The day, based on its pagan roots. Today,
The Round Table is a public forget her phenomenal Reputation 2/19 Liam Elsensohn
forum, and op-ed pieces may be stadium tour, regardless of whether river gods swept them downstream, until we have adapted many aspects of these
you are a swiftie or not. Fans flocked
2/19 Travis Morris they eventually landed among the branch- traditions into our celebrations. We take
brought to the staff for publica- 2/19 Annie Sawyer
tion, and the author’s name may to the stadiums nationwide to see es of a fig tree. Later, they were found the colors red and white from Lupercalia,
be withheld upon request with
Swift perform, and this tour was stated 2/20 Mary Bade by a she-wolf who took them to her den as symbols of love and hope. Despite its
to be the highest grossing tour she’s 2/21 Annalie Nachreiner
editor approval. The opinions and cared for them. Eventually, they gruesome history, Valentine’s day still
ever produced. She had even won four
expressed in this publication American Music Awards, one of them 2/22 Elijah Kangas were adopted by a shepherd and his wife, values and celebrates young passion and
are not necessarily those of the being tour of the year. 2/23 David Thew where they learned traditional trades. The commitment.
Round Table staff, adviser, or However, fame aside, I don’t 2/26 Claire Bennett boys returned, and rightfully killed their
school admin. think that is her music is the main rea- murderous uncle. Finally, they went back
Illustrated by Krystal Larkin 2/26 Lily Yang Image Licensed Under the Creative Commons Zero License
The Profound Urgency to Address The Year of the Pig Post-Parkland Shooting
Environmental Atrocities A year of wealth, good fortune,
and fun for all
One year after the deadliest school shooting in American history
so much support and demand for action, many Senator Mark Rubio, who seemingly softened his
By: KYRIE WOODARD
A vivid description of environmental decay By: GRACE GENEROUS
Staff Writer
states began passing legislation to restrict gun stance on gun restrictions after the event.
Staff Writer access. Florida specifically passed the Marjory As a whole, the survivors of the Park-
Anyone that has glanced at the cheery Valentine’s Day is generally a day of Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Act, land shooting were awarded the International
By: ERIKA PIOTROWSKI The babbling brook that carved out a love and care for one another. Valentine’s Day is a comprehensive bill that includes a provision that Children’s Peace Prize in November of 2018 in
posters hanging around the front entrance of the
Staff Writer section of the woodland brought mul- a day of hugging your loved ones and delivering raises the age to purchase a gun, bans bump stocks response to their activism and drive for change.
Upper School is aware that the Chinese Zodiac’s
My personal experiences of titudes of amphibians that serenaded Year of the Pig is coming up. Because the Chi- chocolates. Valentine’s Day is NOT a day you and allows law enforcement to bar those deemed They were also collectively in the TIME’s list of
imagine seventeen of your classmates will be dangerous due to mental illness from owning guns the 100 most influential people of 2018.
trekking through natural woodlands, the night until pink mist coated the nese zodiac is governed by the lunar calendar,
shot and killed in the safety of your own school. for up to a year. In reflection, many people rightfully
especially the one outside my front sky. Meadow larks, flickers, red-wing the Year of the Pig does not start until February Valentine’s Day is not a day you consider as the Individually, the students of Stoneman state this tragedy should not have happened, not
door have brought unmeasurable peace black birds, and swallows also graced 5th and lasts until January 24, 2020. On the anniversary of a massacre marking just the begin- Douglas have done phenomenal things despite the in Parkland, not on a school campus, not any-
and tranquility to my life. Above all, the skies. Eventually, the days became night of February 4th, many families will gather ning of what has been considered a losing battle setbacks. Emma Gonzalez has restlessly backed where. Gun control laws should have been tighter
to celebrate the coming of a new year and the for gun control. the NeverAgain movement, and has yet to give to begin with, preventing this shooting and the
these experiences have taught me to hazy, characterizing summer. Some of
good luck it symbolizes. This celebration is one The “NeverAgain” movement launched up her stance as an activist. She has co-authored more which would continue to come. We should
revere the natural world and understand the flowers wilted off, and individuals of great importance and it is one Saint George’s into popularity after the Parkland shooting on “Glimmer of Hope, How Tragedy Sparked a not have seen nearly 40 more school shootings
human beings are intertwined with the sought solace from the burning sun in even celebrates with student performances, food, February 14th, 2018. The survivors of Parkland Movement,” a biography written by several survi- and over 200 mass shootings outside school
natural world and it is necessary for us shaded areas. Finally, the air became red envelopes. What many do not know,
and were not satisfied with “thoughts and prayers” that vors of the Parkland shooting. campuses in our nation. The federal government
many seemed to be content with after many mass David Hogg and his sister Lauren Hogg has failed to take successful action and make
to live in symbiosis with nature. In this crisp and the trees turned different however, is the story behind the Chinese Zodiac
shootings. The students of Stoneman Douglas have also written “#NeverAgain: A New Gener- changes to remove the flaws in our gun regulation
article I want to illustrate the environ- shades. Animals of all species were pre- that tells how each animal gained their place in
High School demanded that the nation recog- ation Draws a Line,” a biography outlining the laws. However, we should not consider this a
mental damage that I witnessed take paring for Jack Frost’s arrival by eating this twelve year cycle. nize this tragedy as more than a “mental health two’s involvement in the NeverAgain movement. failure. Our generation has the capability to make
The story begins with the Jade Emper- issue,” as Trump had claimed just hours after the David Hogg has also been praised for his recent change in our government. It’s a long road, but we
place around my home. To illustrate all the calories necessary for hiberna- or who declared he would name years of the shooting. They demanded gun control and federal acceptance into Harvard University, as he intends cannot back down. Change has never happened
this, I first showcase a vibrant ecosys- tion or storing food away in carved out calendar after twelve animals if they crossed a reform for gun laws. to major in political science to further his attempt overnight; it’s a constant process and a battle. As
tem, and overtime, state the devastation logs or trees. This beautiful ecosystem wide and treacherous river. The Rat crossed first, On March 14th, students around the for change in gun control. a generation, we collectively cannot give up on
executed detrimental farming practices. seemed immortal from civilization’s after devising a scheme to ride on the Ox’s head. country staged a walkout for 17 minutes to stand Cameron Kasky also is well known for fighting for change and the right for protection
Thus, without further ado, here is the touch, but this was untrue. Then came the Ox, Tiger Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, in solidarity with the 17 students killed in the his activism within the NeverAgain MSD, as he against gun control. We must stand strong and
Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, and finally, Parkland shooting. On March 24th, people around was the main proponent in founding the name firm and continue to fight against loose gun reg-
beauty of nature before being driven to The neighboring farming orga- the nation participated in the March for Our Lives, and successful hashtag “NeverAgain.” He was ulations, or we may never feel safe in previously
at the very end, the Pig.
the brink. nizations took their toll on the natural a movement demanding reform for gun laws. With involved in a ‘Stand Up’ town hall session with safe havens.
The legend varies on why the Pig ar-
In winter months, the wily
coyote or red fox could be spotted by a
environment by the harsh pesticides
and chemicals. The landscape became
rived last, though most agree it was because he
overslept or became distracted on his journey by Bananas and Imperialism
keen eye preforming acrobatic tricks to increasingly eroded, the natural creeks
procure a rodent of some specie. It al- became contaminated with dissolved
food. Regardless, the Pig was able to arrive and
finish the race in time to take twelfth place. The rampant corruption in La Chiquita Banana Company
ways was a perplexing sight to follow a solids from the pesticides, and the By: PAUL DARNALL The United Fruit Company was allegedly for protection. According Co-
coyote’s tracks that suddenly halted and abundance of wildlife become increas- Staff Writer founded in 1899 by railroad entrepreneur, lombia’s Attorney General Mario Iguaran,
turned into a gaping hole in the blanket ingly scarce. Our family can’t even Minor Keith. The United Fruit Company Chiquita’s funding fueled the AUC to kill
If you take a second to poke around soon became somewhat of an imperial over 4,000 people. In addition, Chiquita
of white, possible uncovering the hints consume the water because over time,
the website of the billion-dollar banana power, with plantations in Colombia, Costa has funded the FARC and the ELN in the
of spring grass. A common occurrence the pesticides sunk under the ground company, Chiquita Brands International, Rica, Cuba, Jamaica, Nicaragua, Pana- past, which have both been deemed terrorist
was venturing upon a deer or moose. and contaminated our well. I now walk you’ll find a section titled “Milestones.” The ma, Santo Domingo, and Guatemala. The groups. Ross Elsenbry, from the Huffington
Annoyed, they would awaken in great through the forest trying to glimpse section has a timeline of all the dates the company was even nicknamed “El Pulpo” Post contended that these terrorist groups
haste by an onlooker, stand up in a huff, the once prevalent species of birds folks at Chiquita thought were important, or “the octopus” because of its broad reach, pose a unique danger to union organizers,
and display their deep shiny coat and that graced the sky and individual ears with dates ranging from 1870 to 2017. But, like an octopus’s tentacles. The UFC even writing, “These paramilitaries are a constant
rack, characterized by moss drooping along with the amphibians. I have not Illustrated by Krystal Huang if you’ve studied the company’s history, wielded power over the federal govern- threat to trade unionists… Chiquita… have
from their spindly bodies. The frost glimpsed the Wiley coyote running you’ll notice that one important date is ment, pushing the United States to produce been linked to the paramilitaries.” In the
So, why do we celebrate a year for an
coated evergreens were emblems of the through the fields. They are reduced missing: December 6th, 1929, the date of a Guatemalan coup in 1954, ousting a 90s, Colombian paramilitaries, funded by
animal that took last place, especially one that,
the banana massacre. On December 6th, democratically elected leader in favor of a Chiquita, halted a bus of banana workers
seemingly mystical woodland, conceal- to living in utter concealment out of for many, symbolizes gluttony and laziness? Be-
1929, the United Fruit Company, which in dictator. Though the United Fruit Company and killed eight of them. Colombian Chiqui-
ing life within its parameters. unwarranted individual fear of them, cause it is these attributes that tie the pig to their
association with wealth. The year of the Pig is
1984 rebranded to Chiquita, killed 40 to has moved past the days of company cash ta farmers have also been patrolled routinely
Near the end of winter, one resorting to their shotguns. 3,000 unarmed Colombian workers, who and coup d’états, they remain an oppressive by groups of armed members of paramil-
one filled with good luck and prosperity. Pigs
could hear soft whistling echoing It is more than a sad commen- led a protest against the company’s barbar- regime in many South and Central Ameri- itary groups, paid by Chiquita, instilling
also symbolize honesty, generosity, and truthful-
through the dense woodland, signaling tary to witness this natural destruction ness, traits that are both supposedly possessed ic working conditions and refusal to pay can countries. constant fear in workers.
the beginning of a new season. One of but look to the bigger picture. This is by those who are born in the years associated the workers actual currency (as opposed Today Chiquita has plantations in Chiquita Brands International was
burgeoning life. Spring. It always was not the only example by any stretch. I with the Pig, but also traits that perhaps should to company script that was only accepted Honduras, Panama, Costa Rica, Guatemala, founded in imperialism and violence, and
a rejuvenating feeling to walk down ask you, what world we would live in if be exemplified in the coming year. Regardless of in UFC company stores). The fact that the Ecuador, Colombia, Nicaragua and Mexico. these trends persist today. Payment towards
a flowered path, covered with vibrant we continue to ignore the consequences what zodiac animal you are, the Year of the Pig company is unwilling to acknowledge such The company still uses violent measures to terrorist groups in order to keep control of
is a time for celebration and spending time with a dark past is troubling, but it seems small ensure that their plantations stay running plantation zones is mirrored by the violent
colors and redolent smells. Onlookers of environmental destruction and global
loved ones, so go find someone you love and tell when compared to the other ethical prob- smoothly. Between 1997 and 2004 Chiquita takeover of Guatemala. One thing is obvi-
could glimpse wildlife with their reju- warming? Human beings can’t ignore lems with today’s Chiquita Brands Interna- gave 1.7 million dollars and around 3,000 ous: not enough has changed about Chiqui-
them you love them (bonus points if you find
venated coats, light and shiny. that we are part of the natural world and someone born in the Year of the Pig!) tional. guns to the AUC, a far-right terrorist group, ta.
if we destroy it, we destroy ourselves.
What Martin Luther King Junior Means to Me
Although Martin Luther King Jr. day has passed, his stories remain relevant each day. In January, St. George’s School held its third annual essay constest, asking students the question, “What does Martin Luther King
Jr. mean to you?” Two middle school students were selected as winners this year and responded to the prompt in the below essays.

Gabriella Haigh ‘24 Lila Rigsby ‘24


In the words of Enrique Mo- very simple. Do not presume the worth Another significant lesson Mar- Martin Luther King Junior to embrace people’s differences. For MLK also taught me to fight for
rones, “He’s the essence of what we or value of someone by their outside tin Luther King Junior preached was means a lot to me. If he did not pro- example, my best friend has different what I believed in. Attending protests
should all be striving for; one world.” I appearance alone. This, to me, is the to never give up. He once said, “If you test, speak, and march, I would not be color skin than me, but it does not both- like that, I feel power because I know
could not agree more with this statement most powerful message Martin Luther can’t fly, run. If you can’t run, walk. If able to come to this school. I would er either of us. We know we have a lot that I am doing something to make a
and this is what Martin Luther King King Junior is spreading. I admit that you can’t walk, crawl. But by all means, not even be in Spokane, Washington. I to learn about each other because of our difference. My family attends the MLK
Junior means to me. He was the lucky when I was younger, I used to look at keep moving forward.” He never gave would be back in Jackson, Mississippi different experiences. Martin Luther march, every single year and march in
penny found in the hands of the poor. someone and immediately place them in up once, pushing past all the obstacles with my family of seven kids barely King helped all of us look at the world the freezing cold for hours. I grew up
He was the embodiment of the hope and my head without getting to know them. I and signs that screamed at him to stop. holding on because of my mom being in a different way. learning about how powerful protests
need in his followers’ eyes. He was the am not proud of it and I think I would be He would have never achieved his dream a single parent with barely enough One thing that matters to me is Dr. can be. Everywhere you looked were
voice for those who could not speak. He lying if I said none of us had done so at if he had not kept moving forward, I money for all of us. My parents would King’s bravery and willingness to black people and white people march-
set his mind on something that others one point in our lives; no one is perfect. hope to one day, instead of stopping have been discriminated against for protest in the face of any quality and ing together as one. All around were
could not bring themselves to set their However, now I strive to minimize my at my obstacles, find any possible way adopting me, my brother Dan, and my violence. Martin Luther King Jr. got ar- the voices of people who believed in
minds on. He found his dream and ran own prejudices based in large part on around them, even if it means I have to sister Zadie. Everyone, even Mississip- rested 29 times, stabbed twice, suffered the same thing as my family and I did.
with it, bringing millions with him on Martin Luther King’s teachings. learn how to fly—fly as high as Martin pi, would judge and hate them for it. I bomb threats, and a bombing, and faced They walked around holding signs
this unforgettable and life-changing jour- One thing Martin Luther King Luther King Junior once did. would not be able to vote when I am all kinds of violence. He did all of it so with their own dreams on them. The
ney. Junior did that touched me on a deep- I aspire to be like Martin Lu- eighteen. I would have to be with all that he could fight for what he believed joy I felt was so strong and powerful
These monumental words were er level was his confidence in loving ther King Junior in all these ways and the other African Americans not being in. To me, one of the most important and I felt like I could never be happier.
once uttered across the nation, burning others. I have learned through him that more. His fighting spirit, love of others, able to put our opinions in the ballot things he did was participate in the It is such a cool thing to see because
itself into our minds, our everyday lives, violence is never the answer to anything. and desire to be unprejudiced have all box. Also, without Dr. King, one of my Montgomery bus boycott. Rosa Parks all I can think about is how his dream
and the memory of Martin Luther King His countless peaceful acts of protest made him so eye opening and inspir- favorite movies, Black Panther, would and MLK were its two main leaders. came true. Not many people who have
Junior himself: “I have a dream that have opened not only my eyes, but also ing. I am—and always will be—in awe never have existed. Protesting for African Americans is a dream this big ever come close to
my four children will one day live in millions of others’, showing us that not of everything for which he fought and MLK taught me that it is OK to something that I would enjoy doing. accomplishing it, even if they were not
a nation where they will not be judged everything needs to be solved through achieved. If I lead my life with these be different. In our society now, many There is so much joy to see so many alive to see it. I know now that because
by the color of their skin, but by the war, whether it’s a small argument or characteristics at twice the person I am people are judged for having differenc- people like you fighting for the same of him I am capable of becoming who-
content of their character.” We may not. “Darkness cannot drive out dark- now, I would still be only half the person es, but Martin Luther King taught me thing but for different reasons. ever I want.
all have different versions of what this ness. Only light can do that. Hate cannot Martin Luther King Junior was.
quote means to us, but to me it seems drive out hate. Only love can do that.”

“Injustice anywhere is a threat to


justice everywhere.”
-Martin Luther King Jr.
illustrated by Claire Bennett ‘19

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