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Issue 6
Parshas Tzav
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We were B”H this week

able to send out the
magazine early.
This week B”H we got a
new editor Moshe
Mendelow. We
interviewed him on page
13.
Also this week we got a
new story serial to come
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Special Days
This Week
Last Shabbos was the day that
the Rebbe Rashab passed away.
(We are very sorry for not
mentioning it in last week’s
magazine!)
 Exclusive Interview With
Brand New Editor
Moshe Mendelow
JT: Hi Moshe How are you doing today?
MM: I am good Baruch Hashem.
JT: How old are you?
MM: 11 years old.
JT: How many siblings do you have?
MM: 5 K”H.
JT: Where do you live?
MM: New Canaan.
JT: Are you Shliach?
MM: Yes, I am a Shliach in New Canaan
CT. A small town near NYC.
JT: Where do you go to school?
MM: Cheder Chabad of Monsey.
JT: What is your favorite color?
MM: Green.
JT: What are your favorite foods?
MM: Cowboy steak, chicken stir fry,
chicken wings. You get the point,
Basically I LOVE meat. Read on
Moshe at Chidon Continued

JT: What are some of your

hobbies?
MM: Playing basketball,
football, trying to get old
gadgets to work.
JT: What do you like to do
in your free time?
MM: Play basketball.
JT: What is your favorite part about
Jewish Times Magazine?
MM: Writing it.
JT: If you could tell the world a message
what would it be?
MM: Play basketball it's fun and good
exercise and COVID-19 to shall pass.
JT: Tell us something interesting about
you.
MM: Remember that I fool around with
gadgets and well, I’m actually pretty
good at it.
Thank you Moshe for all your time and
effort you spend to make this magazine!
We want YOUR opinion!

Gif Or Jif

This word is spelled gif. but is it pronounced jif?

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 Fun Page
By Aizik Gurevitz

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1. eashpc
2. weishj
3. ietzab
4. tazam
5. romra

1.Pesach 2. Jewish 3. Beitza 4.matza 5.maror

 Finding A Way
A Serial By Moshe Mendelow.
That morning Rabbi Greenberg went to the Shul
building, “good morning” he said to his secretary as he
walked into his office. After Making himself a cup of
coffee he sat down by his desk, he checked his watch, oy!
I only have 25 minutes until davening! He started to do
some paperwork, oy! More repairs? How are we going to
pay the bills?

Just then the phone rang, it was Mr. Brostein the

president of the Shul.
“Hello? How are you?” Rabbi Greenberg asked.
“Baruch Hashem” Mr. Bronstein replied.
“Are you okay? Are you in trouble?” Rabbi Greenberg
asked. Mr.bronstein didn't sound like his usual cheery
self
“I’m okay” Mr.bronstein replied meekly
“It’s you who’s in trouble not me.”he said
“What? Why am I in trouble?” Rabbi bronstein asked
“It's complicated Rabbi Greenberg, how about we meet at
khons coffee place I’ll explain there”
“Good with me, is 2:00 o'clock good?”asked Rabbi
Greenberg
“Sounds good! See you there” To be continued…..
 Jokes‘n’Riddles
By Aizik Gurevitz
Laugh
A
Little

1. Why did the man run around his bed? To

catch his sleep!
2. Why can't a person's nose be twelve
inches long? Because then it would be a
foot!
3. What gets Wetter the more it dries? A
towel!
4. Why did the teddy bear skip desert?
because it was stuffed!
5. What goes up but does not move? Stairs!
6. What part of the car is the laziest? The
wheels because, they are always tired!
of houses and your the only one without a
doorbell!
7. Did you hear about the kidnapping in
school? No It's fine he woke up.
8. What's a snake's favorite subject?
Hissssstory!
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 Riddle Of The Week
By Aizik Gurevitz
What is easy to
get into but
hard to get out
of?
Answers to last week’s riddle.

What english date does

pesach start on?
March fourth.
Send us your riddle to win
a shout out.
 Fun Facts About…
Big stuff
The World’s Biggest (Non Kosher)
By Aizik Gurevitz Pizza Weighed 26,883 LB!

Word’s
Biggest Tuba!

World’s Biggest Laptop!

The Space Force
By Moshe Mendelow
On Thursday March 26 The United
Launch Alliance successfully launched
an Atlas V rocket carrying the AEHF-6
military communications satellite for the
U.S. Space Force at 4:18 P.M. This is
the 1st launch of the united states space
force (not to be confused with air force.)
Yes this is a completely new section of
the army. When general JT. Thompson
was asked what is so
urgent about getting
this launch done in
the middle of the
current world
situations (covid-
19)? Read on
 He replied: “that's a
great question given
current world situation.
there are critical things,
or mission essential
things, that the US
department of defense
does every day,
regardless of what the
General JT Thompson current global situation is.
So even in the face of a global pandemic like
the current COVID-19 crisis, we must
continue to perform mission essential tasks,
one of those mission essential pass one of
those things that we have to do for the
warfighter and for the United States of
America is launch a-e-h-f-6”.

IY”H we will be posting an article

each week on world events.
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