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Abstract
We (well, I) introduce a New Field In Science which we (I mean I) call Artificial General Relativity. We
(here I really mean ’we’) have all heard of General Relativity and how it revolutionized our understanding of
the world around us. Einstein’s work, although pivotal, failed in one crucial aspect: although it allowed us to
describe gravity and spacetime, it did not allow us to control them. In this paper I (switching to ’I’ to avoid
sounding pretentious with ’we’) introduce Artificial General Relativity (AGR) which, when achieved, will
allow us to control gravity and spacetime. I present a set of practical approaches to achieve AGR which serve
as reasonable baselines for future work.
II. CAstro Field Equations Assumption 1. Really small things behave exactly
like really big things.
I will simplify Equation 1 via the following
steps. Under this assumption, there is no longer
any need for Quantum physics, and the in-
1. Get rid of the cosmological constant. Ein- consistency vanishes. I address two natural
stein famously called Λ “the biggest blun- questions that may arise:
der [he] ever made”, so I will start by set-
ting it 0. • Isn’t this a really strong assumption? The
vast majority of the world’s population
2. Just use matrices! Tensors are hard to
has never seen anything at the quantum
visualize, so let’s just use matrices in R4
scale. So: no.
(3 spatial dimensions, and one for time)!
• Why didn’t past physicists make this assump-
The above simplifications produce the CAs- tion? Although I cannot say with certainty,
tro Field Equations, or CAFE for short: I believe this may be a case of “mathi-
ness” (Lipton and Steinhardt, 2019): as
1 8πG physics equations kept on getting harder
R̂ − R ĝ = 4 T̂ (2) and harder to understand, physicists had
2 c
an incentive to continue making things
Where R̂, ĝ, and T̂ are all 4D matrices. I am more complicated.
now ready to present the first theoretical result
of this paper.
IV. Artificial General Relativity
Theorem 1. The set of equations described in (2)
are simpler than those described in (1). I now formally introduce Artificial General Rel-
ativity (AGR).
Proof. This proof is presented in two parts:
Number of terms: The system of equations in Definition 1. A universe is described by Artificial
(1) has 10 terms, whereas the system of equa- General Relativity when Assumption 1 holds, and
tions in (2) has 8. CAFE perfectly relates the geometry of the universe
Simplicity of terms: Both sets of equations with the distribution of the matter it contains.
use the same real-valued scalars, so it suffices
to compare the non-scalar terms. In (1) they A critic may naturally question: could such a
are all tensors, whereas in (2) they are all just universe even exist? Rather than taking this as a
4D-matrices. Given that tensors generalize ma- criticism, I invite readers to take this as an invi-
trices, the result follows. tation: Let’s build a universe where this holds!
Artificial General Relativity
This is the crux of the choice of the word ‘Artifi- ii. Black holes
cial’: we must create the universe that is consistent
with AGR. An astute reader may then observe In this section I propose a novel way of pre-
that desire alone is not enough: what evidence senting experimental evidence: interactively!
do we have that this is even possible? Clune As far as I know, this is the first time a Real
(2019) argued that Darwinian evolution can be Scientific Paper has presented an intereactive
viewed as a general-intelligence-generating al- experimental section. As was previously men-
gorithm, and serves as an existence proof that tioned, black holes are majorly-cool, so I would
the concept of general-intelligence-generating like to present method for approximate black
algorithms can work. I follow a similar ap- holes in Algorithm 1. This method is based on
proach to introduce the second main theoreti- the fact that black holes are simply mass that
cal result of this work. has been enormously compressed.
Theorem 2. There exists a universe that is de-
scribed by AGR. Algorithm 1 How to approximate a black hole
Proof. The proof naturally follows by noting Input: Any physical object O
the following: Input: A compressing device C
Ô ← O
1. Our universe seems to largely be described while You still have energy do
by General Relativity Ô ← C (Ô)
2. We have computers that can create virtual Return Ô
universes satisfying arbitrary mathemati-
cal equations As a simple application of this method, print
3. It has been argued multiple times that this research paper, take the first page (this
we actually live in a computer simulation will be O), and crumple it as much as you can
(Wachowski and Wachowski, 1999, Google, (your arms are acting as C). I guarantee the
2020) paper now has a stronger gravitational field.
The stronger you are and the larger the paper
4. Theorem 1. you compress, the closer to a black hole it will
be.
V. Experiments
VI. Conclusion
In this section I provide some simulations and
experiments as both proof-of-concept and as Many believe that achieving Artificial General
baselines for future work. Intelligence (AGI) will solve all the world’s
problems (but how, specifically, is not clear).
I claim something similar, but more ambi-
i. Simulation
tious: building a universe consistent with AGR
In keeping with reproducible research, I made will solve all the universe’s problems (but it’s
a colaboratory notebook where you can plug not clear yet if it will be our universe or the
in CAFE equations and see colorful plots: new one). Artificial General Relativity, which
https://tinyurl.com/s5bxbbs. I display a sam- I’ve introduced here backed by both theoreti-
ple run with structured matrices in Figure 1, cal results and convincing empirical evidence,
which results in structured projections. This promises to be an exciting new area of scientific
provides empirical evidence for Theorem 2, its thought. It is fitting that this is happening in
structural regularity, and will hopefully moti- 2020, the start of a new decade! I look forward
vate others to develop more sophisticated sim- to what new research in this field this decade
ulations. will bring.
Artificial General Relativity
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Figure 1: Sample projections of T̂ from the CAFE equations, when solving with structured matrices.
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