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Artificial General Relativity

Pablo Samuel Castro


DAD, Joint Organization of Knowledgeable ExpressionS
@pcastr ← that’s my Twitter handle

Abstract

We (well, I) introduce a New Field In Science which we (I mean I) call Artificial General Relativity. We
(here I really mean ’we’) have all heard of General Relativity and how it revolutionized our understanding of
the world around us. Einstein’s work, although pivotal, failed in one crucial aspect: although it allowed us to
describe gravity and spacetime, it did not allow us to control them. In this paper I (switching to ’I’ to avoid
sounding pretentious with ’we’) introduce Artificial General Relativity (AGR) which, when achieved, will
allow us to control gravity and spacetime. I present a set of practical approaches to achieve AGR which serve
as reasonable baselines for future work.

I. Introduction do not know the meaning of most of the terms


I just introduced. However, what is important
In the early 20th century Albert Einstein in- is to note is the equations’ structure as well as
troduced the general theory of relativity, also the values which are constants: Λ, G, c, and π.
known as General Relativity (GR) (Einstein, We will come back to these equations below.
1915, 1916). This pivotal work broke the mental
barriers between space and time, demonstrat-
i. The First Shortcoming
ing that they are incredibly intricately inter-
twined, interrelated, immersed, in the infinitely A well-recognized shortcoming of GR is that it
immense spacetime. This theory has allowed us has not been able to be reconciled with Quan-
to explain the majority of large-scale gravita- tum Physics (von Neumann, 1955, Ferrie, 2017),
tional experiments thus far observed, as well as eluding the dream of a Grand Unified The-
implying the existence of majorly-cool things ory of Everything. More specifically, most
like black holes. The latter has had major im- quantum field theories are defined on a flat
plications not just in Theoretical Physics, but Minkowski space (Wikipedia, 2020b), which
also in Science-Fiction writing (Ferrie, 2016). can cause inconsistencies with the curved
Central to GR are the Einstein Field Equa- spacetime of GR. Although quantum field theo-
tions (EFE), which relate the spacetime geome- ries have been developed for curved spacetime,
try to the distribution of the matter it contains these are only under specific conditions. The
(Einstein, 1915): complete unification of these two main physi-
cal theories remains an open problem.
1 8πG
Rµν − Rgµν + Λgµν = 4 Tµν (1)
2 c
ii. The Second Shortcoming
where Rµν is the Ricci curvature tensor, R is
the scalar curvature, gµν is the metric tensor, A less known shortcoming of Einstein’s GR
Λ is the cosmological constant, G is Newton’s is that it is a powerful descriptor, but not a
gravitational constant, c is the speed of light controller. We are still unable to control the
in vacuum, and Tµν is the stress-energy tensor force of gravity during basketball games, the
(Wikipedia, 2020a). In keeping with the best speed of the passage of time during finals, nor
practices of scientific research, I disclose that I reduce the gravitational lensing effect during
Artificial General Relativity

astronomical observations. In other words, we In addition to Theorem 1, it goes without


are passive observers of a partially-understood saying that CAFE is a strictly superior acronym
physical system. Einstein famously quipped to EFE.
that “god does not play dice with the universe”;
perhaps that is true, but what if we could be
III. To Quantum or not to
the ones throwing the dice?
A common question readers may ask them- Quantum?
selves is: Why are the equations in (1) so com-
In this section I directly address The First Short-
plicated? While the answer to this question is
coming described in the introduction: how to
beyond the scope of the present work, we (yes,
reconcile GR with Quantum physics. Given
you and me) may ask ourselves a related ques-
that I am adopting the tried-and-tested ap-
tion: Can we make those equations simpler? To
proach of simplifying things, I make the fol-
quote Barack Obama: YES WE CAN!
lowing assumption.

II. CAstro Field Equations Assumption 1. Really small things behave exactly
like really big things.
I will simplify Equation 1 via the following
steps. Under this assumption, there is no longer
any need for Quantum physics, and the in-
1. Get rid of the cosmological constant. Ein- consistency vanishes. I address two natural
stein famously called Λ “the biggest blun- questions that may arise:
der [he] ever made”, so I will start by set-
ting it 0. • Isn’t this a really strong assumption? The
vast majority of the world’s population
2. Just use matrices! Tensors are hard to
has never seen anything at the quantum
visualize, so let’s just use matrices in R4
scale. So: no.
(3 spatial dimensions, and one for time)!
• Why didn’t past physicists make this assump-
The above simplifications produce the CAs- tion? Although I cannot say with certainty,
tro Field Equations, or CAFE for short: I believe this may be a case of “mathi-
ness” (Lipton and Steinhardt, 2019): as
1 8πG physics equations kept on getting harder
R̂ − R ĝ = 4 T̂ (2) and harder to understand, physicists had
2 c
an incentive to continue making things
Where R̂, ĝ, and T̂ are all 4D matrices. I am more complicated.
now ready to present the first theoretical result
of this paper.
IV. Artificial General Relativity
Theorem 1. The set of equations described in (2)
are simpler than those described in (1). I now formally introduce Artificial General Rel-
ativity (AGR).
Proof. This proof is presented in two parts:
Number of terms: The system of equations in Definition 1. A universe is described by Artificial
(1) has 10 terms, whereas the system of equa- General Relativity when Assumption 1 holds, and
tions in (2) has 8. CAFE perfectly relates the geometry of the universe
Simplicity of terms: Both sets of equations with the distribution of the matter it contains.
use the same real-valued scalars, so it suffices
to compare the non-scalar terms. In (1) they A critic may naturally question: could such a
are all tensors, whereas in (2) they are all just universe even exist? Rather than taking this as a
4D-matrices. Given that tensors generalize ma- criticism, I invite readers to take this as an invi-
trices, the result follows. tation: Let’s build a universe where this holds!
Artificial General Relativity

This is the crux of the choice of the word ‘Artifi- ii. Black holes
cial’: we must create the universe that is consistent
with AGR. An astute reader may then observe In this section I propose a novel way of pre-
that desire alone is not enough: what evidence senting experimental evidence: interactively!
do we have that this is even possible? Clune As far as I know, this is the first time a Real
(2019) argued that Darwinian evolution can be Scientific Paper has presented an intereactive
viewed as a general-intelligence-generating al- experimental section. As was previously men-
gorithm, and serves as an existence proof that tioned, black holes are majorly-cool, so I would
the concept of general-intelligence-generating like to present method for approximate black
algorithms can work. I follow a similar ap- holes in Algorithm 1. This method is based on
proach to introduce the second main theoreti- the fact that black holes are simply mass that
cal result of this work. has been enormously compressed.
Theorem 2. There exists a universe that is de-
scribed by AGR. Algorithm 1 How to approximate a black hole

Proof. The proof naturally follows by noting Input: Any physical object O
the following: Input: A compressing device C
Ô ← O
1. Our universe seems to largely be described while You still have energy do
by General Relativity Ô ← C (Ô)
2. We have computers that can create virtual Return Ô
universes satisfying arbitrary mathemati-
cal equations As a simple application of this method, print
3. It has been argued multiple times that this research paper, take the first page (this
we actually live in a computer simulation will be O), and crumple it as much as you can
(Wachowski and Wachowski, 1999, Google, (your arms are acting as C). I guarantee the
2020) paper now has a stronger gravitational field.
The stronger you are and the larger the paper
4. Theorem 1. you compress, the closer to a black hole it will
be.

V. Experiments
VI. Conclusion
In this section I provide some simulations and
experiments as both proof-of-concept and as Many believe that achieving Artificial General
baselines for future work. Intelligence (AGI) will solve all the world’s
problems (but how, specifically, is not clear).
I claim something similar, but more ambi-
i. Simulation
tious: building a universe consistent with AGR
In keeping with reproducible research, I made will solve all the universe’s problems (but it’s
a colaboratory notebook where you can plug not clear yet if it will be our universe or the
in CAFE equations and see colorful plots: new one). Artificial General Relativity, which
https://tinyurl.com/s5bxbbs. I display a sam- I’ve introduced here backed by both theoreti-
ple run with structured matrices in Figure 1, cal results and convincing empirical evidence,
which results in structured projections. This promises to be an exciting new area of scientific
provides empirical evidence for Theorem 2, its thought. It is fitting that this is happening in
structural regularity, and will hopefully moti- 2020, the start of a new decade! I look forward
vate others to develop more sophisticated sim- to what new research in this field this decade
ulations. will bring.
Artificial General Relativity

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Figure 1: Sample projections of T̂ from the CAFE equations, when solving with structured matrices.

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