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‘Entiments he profess, but, forthe other, tke my
‘Word for head any pains of iste by dese,
eas capa then withthe eto his ohentanee
[Abt any oi rtend, Sir Oliver, wil be deeply morted
tren he finds how part of his booty has been mis
plied.
ow. Tam srry to nd you so violent aginst the
young mam becalse this ny Be the most crcl
vio of is frtane1 came hier with news that wi
Si Pe What! let ne ea
Row Sir Olver w amved, and at this moment
Sik Pe. How you astonish mel thought you id
so expect he thi ont
Tow 1 did no, but his passage bas been remarkably
uk
SuPer. Eg, I shal rejoice to see my old frend,
Zi sateen ars snc we tte have bad many
4 day together, but does be stil enjln us Dotto fn
form his pps of hsarcval?
Rov. Most strictly. He means, before it i known,
tome sme tl of tht postions,
‘Sm Par Ab! The needno at fo dzcover thei
rmoits-howeve, be sll have bis wayy Bot. pay
docs he now Fam maried?
Tow, Ye snd wil son wish you joy
Sav Pe, What as we dik health to frend in @
consumption! Ab, Oliver wil laugh at me— we ted
totale inatrimony together bt he hasbeen steady
{his text Well, he ust beat my hose, though
Ti instantly pve orders for his seception. But, Master
owly, dant drop a word that Lady Tessle and 1
ver dkagre
Row. By no means
Sur Per Fort should never be able to stand Nols
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jokes; so Td have him think, Lord forgive mel that
treat very happy couple
Tow. Tundertand you--but then you mast be ver
careful not to difer while e's in the house with you.
Sm Prr. Egad, an so we mut—and tate impor
sible. AbI Matter Rowley, when an old bachelor mar
Ties young wife he detervr--no—the erie cares
the punishsent slong with i ‘Exon
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Act It
co
Seas 1
Sm Penn Tras's howe,
Enter Sin Peres ond Laoy Taz
Sm Per, Lady Tease, Lady Teasle Il not bear
apy Tez Sir Peter, Sir Peter, you may bear itor
rot as you pleas, but T ought to have my own way
in everything, and whats more, I will too What
though Twat educated in the country, I Koow very
well that women of fashion in London ae accountable
to-nobody ater they are married
‘Sim Par, Very well maar, very well—#o a husban
Intohave no lluenee no author?
Lapy ‘Teaz. Authority! No to be sure—if yo
wanted authority over me, you should have adopte:
te, and not married me; I'am sure you were ole
‘Sm Per. Old enough!—aye, there it i!—Wel, well
Lady Teale, hough my Ile may be made wnbappy0
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2% RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN
‘Sin Per, Oons! madam—if you had been born to
he Pathan sls concer alin
tev nd dome
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mens! To draw pattems for ruffles, which T had not
the materals to make; to play Pope Joan! withthe
curate; o read a novel tomy ant oo be stack down
to an old pint y father to alee
fonehase.
'Sm Pr. Iam glad you have so good & memory.
Yes, madam, thee were the Teceations 1 os
and three powdered footmen before your chair and
In summers par of white eats to dear you to Ken
SingtonGardons-No recollection; I suppor, when
You were content to ride double, behind the butls
Bhs dicho costs
‘aor Tras, Nol swear I never did that—I deny
the butler and dhe coach hrs.
Sim Pes. This, madam, was your station—and
int Bave 1 not de for you? I have made you a
‘woman of fashion, of fortan, of rank—in shot, T
fave made you my it
LADY Teas. Well, then, and there is but one thing
oan
Sm Pex My widow, I suppose?
Lor Tea Hem! hem!
Sin Pe. Thank yoo, madem—but doit Eater your
sels Yor though your conduct may. dtu my
fosce sal et real ny T poms yor
Fowever, Tam equally obliged to you forthe hing
‘Laoy Teaz Then why wil you endeavor to make
yourself so duagecrbe ome, snd thwart mein every
Inte elegant expense? :
Sin Pr Sife, madam, Icy, bad you any ofthese
legut expenter when you nied me?
‘Ehor Team Lud, Si Bete! woul you have me be
contol the fashion?
‘Sm Pr. The fashion, indeed! whst had you to do
wrth th fashion before you married me?
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Laoy Tear. For my past I should think you would
inet have your fe thoght a woman of
Sapo Ayer ere apts Zou adam,
ity Tear Thats vey te, indeed, Sir Pte! end
after having maved you, 1 am sure should never
end to taste agin But now, Sir Peter, we have
EsShed or day ange I presume T may g0 0 my
engagement of at] Lay Sneerwells?
"per Aye~theres apoher precious cum
stance’ charming set of tequsntance you have
Wot Tea Nay, Si Petr, they are people of rank
100 an Tertin, and Yemarkably tnacous of reputation.
Mn Pr Yes, gud they are feacous of septation
wth vengenen for Tey. dont chow anybody
Thotd paves character bur hese! Such a crew!
‘ibys watch he don hard? who bas done
1h tan the etree of forged tals cones
{scandal—snd clippers of eptation.
Tay Tene, What woul you restrain the
of peas?
E0Fer on they have made you just as bad a ay
110 one of the society
ty Tene Wi, I elev To beara part with
a bleu ce Bat 1 oT fv mc els
Beene Fabuse; when sy an lated thing
he POE on nord Tak it for granted
epided acyn the sme manner with me. Bu
eS ou Know you promised to come #0 Lady
Sneerwels too
Sena. Weil, wel 1 eal n just to Took ater my
reedom
1 eC nae, ded, you mi make at
cee TI te 18 gotye
Free la
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Sm Per, Soo bave gained mach by my intended
esponlaton!Yet witht «charming she co
frie eveything” Ty, tnd bow pleasing he
‘hows ber contempt oy authonty. Wal ough
ok nee oe the iv oat aft in
wrth eatin ke meer appear fo
ch avenge a when she doing cree i ber
power to pigeon ‘ea
Sexe It
Lavy Swemnweas's
Lamy Serene, Mrs. Caxnoun, Caan, Sin
Besant Bacxarre, and Jose Sonrace
Lapy Swrsa. Nay, positively, we wil ear it
Jos: Son. Yes, yeu the epigtm, by all means
Sin Bex. Plague on, uncle is mere nonsense
Gran. No, 80; Tore gad, very lever for an ex
tempore!
‘Sin Be. But, ladies, you should be acquainted with
the circumstance —you must know, that one day lst
‘week, at Lady Betty Currcle wae taking the dust in
Hyde Park, in a sort of duodecimo’ phatton, she de
sired me to write some verses on her ponies; upon 10
‘whieh, T took out my pocketbook, and in one moment
produced the following
Sore never were sea two rch best pon
Other Kore ow, ad tho macaroni
Sayin hte fy et wrong
nan, Ther, ladies—done in the smack of a whip,
nd on horseback tool ,