Bijan Boroumand — Journal Staff — Oxford Press -

There have been reports of children disappearing all over the world. It has been confirmed that
all the children taken have not yet reached puberty. Families around the world are outraged at
the lack of police actually on this case.
Gyptians, who are known for their care of their children, are starting to take matters into their
own hands. “Them landloper police en’t doing nothing about our missing children! It looks like
we’re the only ones actually doing something about this,” said John Faa, the Gyptian leader.
There are many rumors going around about these captors. People now have a name for them:
Gobblers. Children around the world have also invented a new game, similar to tag, called “Kids
and Gobblers”.
“They eat them!” says one child, “They take ‘em up north and do experiments on them,” says
another.
Rumors say that their leader is a pretty lady with black hair with a monkey that’s a dæmon with
golden hair. Other rumors say that their leader is a tall man with red eyes. One thing the
disappearances have in common is that the children don’t return after they’re taken.
Witnesses in a town in Norroway called Trollsund have said that they’ve seen groups of children
stopping and passing through their town.
As we all know, children before puberty have dæmon that change shape. We do not yet know if
these “Gobblers” are taking them for that reason, or another.
We also do not know if the Tartars have anything to do with this.
One thing is for sure: make sure you watch your kids, because children have gone missing not
far from Oxford. Keep an eye on your children at all times; don’t let them out of your sight, you
don’t want the Gobblers to get them.