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Momo Milk News 1
Momo Milk News 1
Foghorn Leghorn, a man sized talking chicken, has unrevealed shocking results after being
examined by world renowned doctor, House M.D.
For the first time in his life, Foghorn Leghorn sought out medical examination after continuous
and ongoing daily chest pain. After seeing numerous specialists Foghorn L. still was left with
more questions than answers. After 13 months of dead ends Foghorn L. was sent off to New
Jersey where he was examined by House M.D. at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital.
In short, the unusually large sized chicken is the consequence of a tumor on the pituitary gland.
A gland that regulates growth hormone. The tumor on the pituitary gland overstimulated the
production of insulin growth factor-1. The overproduction of 1GF-1 explains the gigantism of
Mr. Foghorn Leghorn.
The ill-fated tumor that resides in the cranium of Foghorn
Leghorn has also led to the growth of his interior organs. The
ongoing chest pain is the consequence of an ever increasing
growing of his heart. After withstanding decades of
uninhibited growth the outcome appears to be grim. Heart
failure will soon set in. House M.D. stated, "at this stage there is nothing modern medicine can
do for Mr. Foghorn Leghorn."
Winter is coming?
By Tyler Stump Momo Milk
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artist group Jonas Brothers
member Joe Jonas becomes king
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marrying Queen, Sansa Stark. The
love birds were spotted taking a Peach Milk related
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Naath when Joe was seen dropping
down to one knee with an
emphatic yes from the queen. The
wedding was held in Winterfell
where the two families came
together to join the families and
celebrate the newlyweds. An
interview following the wedding gave insight into the rumors of a baby
to join the two within a few months. With the new held responsibility
of being the king of the north and raising a child has also led to rumors
of the band breaking up again. Outraged, fans are asking the band to
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stay together but the future does not look bright for them. The band had
carriers
just recently come together again after a previous break up that had left
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fans broken. What will happen now? Will the band stick together
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through this new challenge or separate again?
Dear Momo Panda, Absolutely not! You might think you’re the only one who
feels like they’re alone and isolated at school, but you’re far from it! You just need
to remember that you’re perfect the way that you are, and you’ll find those who like you for you. For
now, focus on yourself! You’re lovely just the way you are, and you don’t need to change to make others
“see” your worth. Stay beautiful! - Love, Arashi