2/12/20

*writing in diary* Dear Diary, today I am hoping it's a great day. I don’t like getting
messed with but today is going to be the day it ends, I hope. I just want Jim to stop pranking me
they aren’t even funny I think he does just to annoy me. - ​Dwight Schrute​ signing out.
“Hey, Josh how do I get that Uber thing you were talking about?” Dwight yelled across
the apartment. “Just open the app store and search Uber,” Josh yelled back “How do you spell
it?” “U. B. E. R,” Josh screamed “Ok thanks I got it,” Dwight said cheerfully. *10 minutes later* “I
got a uber 2 minutes out. He is in a white panel van.”
*in the Uber* “Hello,” Dwight said. “Can you take this ​route​? I don’t want this ride to be
expensive​.” “Yeah sure. But where are you going?” the driver said. “I am going to the prank
store!”

2/14/20
“Hey, ​Dad​?” ​Rachel Green ​said. “Yes, Rachel?” Her father replied. “Do you want to go
to a ​Pink​ concert? It's her 40th birthday concert.” Rachel said. “Yeah, that would be awesome!”
Her dad yelled.
*In the car* “Okay dad we will be there in 1 hour. I got front row tickets. We may also see
someone else famous there.”

2/25/20
I poked ​Micheal Scott​ with a ​needle​. He started to yell,​ Mrs. Brann​ heard him yelling
from across the state. She quickly rushed over and yelled “Detention.” Later that week, I was
playing basketball in California, I go to shoot a three but I missed it because I can’t shoot. ​Mrs.
Brann​ sensed that I through something so she quickly got on a flight to California. She ran into
the gym and gave me another detention for throwing an object.

3/4/20
People that are depressed have ​internal rainstorms​. Their ​bedroom ​is their place to
get away from society. Their ​bedroom​ is complete darkness. ​1-800-273-8255

3/12/20
The ​purple sun​ comes for two months every four years there is a secret planet that
can’t be discovered that goes in front of the ​sun​. The planet is about the size of 100 Earths
according to some people. I don’t know if I believe them because if you look at it, it will burn
your retinas. Old people say that when it first came into our or solar system they didn’t know
what it was. It covered our ​nation​ in a wave of ​purple​. You had to wear sunglasses every time
you went outside. Everyone had the windows covered in a special black paint that blocks all
purple​ light. The purple light made the Earth warmer than ever, normally it is about 86 degrees
but it would rise to 106 degrees when the ​sun​ was ​purple​.