1.

It's a skateboarding penguin with a 

sunhat! 
2. The Japanese yen for commerce is still 
well-known. 
3. He set out for a short walk, but now all he 
could see were mangroves and water 
were for miles. 
4. It was always dangerous to drive with 
him since he insisted the safety cones 
were a slalom course. 
5. The tour bus was packed with teenage 
girls heading toward their next 
adventure. 
6. Let me help you with your baggage. 
7. She traveled because it cost the same as 
therapy and was a lot more enjoyable. 
8. He wondered if she would appreciate his 
toenail collection. 
9. Seek success, but always be prepared for 
random cats. 
10. He created a pig burger out of beef. 
11. Garlic ice-cream was her favorite. 
12. The thick foliage and intertwined vines 
made the hike nearly impossible. 
13. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons. 
14. The fish dreamed of escaping the 
fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw 
his friend go. 
15. We will not allow you to bring your pet 
armadillo along. 
16. Even though he thought the world was 
flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to 
travel around the world. 
17. He was the type of guy who liked 
Christmas lights on his house in the 
middle of July. 
18. She says she has the ability to hear the 
soundtrack of your life. 
19. His thought process was on so many 
levels that he gave himself a phobia of 
heights. 
20. Everyone was curious about the large 
white blimp that appeared overnight. 
21. He's in a boy band which doesn't make 
much sense for a snake. 
22. The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling. 
23. The sign said there was road work ahead 
so he decided to speed up. 
24. It was at that moment that he learned 
there are certain parts of the body that 
you should never Nair. 
25. Lightning Paradise was the local hangout 
joint where the group usually ended up 
spending the night. 
26. The bees decided to have a mutiny 
against their queen. 
27. When he encountered maize for the first 
time, he thought it incredibly corny. 
28. In the end, he realized he could see sound 
and hear words. 
29. A suit of armor provides excellent sun 
protection on hot days. 
30. Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires. 
31. Love is not like pizza. 
32. The door slammed on the watermelon. 
33. He said he was not there yesterday; 
however, many people saw him there. 
34. Hit me with your pet shark! 
35. She cried diamonds. 
36. You've been eyeing me all day and 
waiting for your move like a lion stalking 
a gazelle in a savannah. 
37. The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 
45-degree angle, just waiting for the 
perfect barefoot to come along. 
38. She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the 
difference between lemonade and 
limeade. 
39. She had some amazing news to share but 
nobody to share it with. 
40. The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, 
but not her longing. 
41. I’m a living furnace. 
42. He had reached the point where he was 
paranoid about being paranoid. 
43. As he waited for the shower to warm, he 
noticed that he could hear water change 
temperature. 
 44. We have young kids who often walk into 
our room at night for various reasons 
including clowns in the closet. 
45. Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, 
or what we call home. 
46. If you don't like toenails, you probably 
shouldn't look at your feet. 
47. If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away 
from it. 
48. Iguanas were falling out of the trees. 
49. Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status 
symbol among macho men. 
50. The clouds formed beautiful animals in 
the sky that eventually created a tornado 
to wreak havoc.