Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Of the
Rich
and
Famous
Preston Nyman
Introduction
Firstly, thank you for purchasing, or more likely, being gifted my book. It
really is a smart choice, and for that, allow me to offer my
congratulations. Having a collection of my poetry (self)published really is
a dream come true, and I hope the following poems bring you as much
joy to read as they bring me to write.
I’m often asked how I got into poetry, and the answer is simple. I began
writing my Celebrity Poems in the early 2016 with my collaborator,
Honey Ross, who has since betrayed my trust and fled the country.
Since my biblical betrayal, I have worked tirelessly to ensure that my
poems not only exceed my critics expectations, but also present an
accurate and insightful portrayal of what it means to be a celebrity today.
Within these pages, I’ll craft wondrous tales about the most glittering
stars of movieland. So without further ado, please enjoy
POEMS OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS.
Lin
Lin-Manuel Miranda
Captured a panda
And struggled to teach it to rap.
The audience cried
And a part of Lin died
As they all asked for their money back.
Live in Colour
These funny men
Are like no other
Hold onto your sides…
It’s the Wayans Brother(s)!
Rentals
Tiny Pliers
Barry Cryer
Which way to Viola Hire?
Dawson’s Squeak
Something in the floorboard
a’Scuttles and a’squeaks
But who could this large rodent be?
It is James Van Der Beek
Madame Theatre
She sing she dance
This is her work
She great at acting
Pauline Quirke
Space
Cake Boss
Rick Ross
Crispy rice and lollypops
Fly around the moon today?
What, me mister? Ha! No way!
Johnny Rotten
Dot Cotton
These famous folk have been forgotten
PART 2
PART 3
Poems of
the Rich
and
Famous
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About the Author
Preston Nyman is one of the UK’s most
promising young actors, having appeared
in Agatha Christie’s Crooked House, and
also an advert for Walkers Crisps. He is
regularly available for work, should you
be willing to cover his travel expenses.