Jokes lesson pt 1.

(matching and vocab)

Read the questions of these what-do-you-jokes and match them with the answers that fit them.

1. What did one raindrop say to the other?

2. What did the triangle say to the circle?
3. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
4. When do you stop at green and go at red?
5. Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
6. What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
7. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
8. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
9. Did you hear about the sick juggler?
10.What did the tailor think of her new job?
11. Why did the belt go to jail?
12. Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
13. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
14. What kind of berry has a coloring book?
15. How did the farmer mend his pants?

a) When you’re eating a watermelon!

b) They say he couldnt stop throwing up!
c) It was sew sew
d) He couldn’t concentrate!
e) Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
f) Because the cow has an utter.
g) In case they get a hole in one!
h) Because it held up a pair of pants!
i) With cabbage patches
j) U R pointless
k) Urgent Tina
l) Crayon-berry
m) Because they’re all in High School!
n) He wanted to get to the bottom.
o) Because he wanted to work over-time

three-legged milking stool cabbage patches in a garden an utter (’another’) cabbage-shaped cranberries
patches on trousers
to sew urgent watermelon overtime throw up