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Mark Is Calling The Gardening Show About
Mark Is Calling The Gardening Show About
Susan: Hi. Welcome back to Susan's Gardening Show. I'm Susan, and we're
ready to take our next caller. We have Mark from Seattle. Are you still there,
Mark?
Mark: Okay. Uh, my wife is really into gardening, and about five years ago, she
received a beautiful climbing rose bush . . . I think an Agatha Christie [That's a
nice one.] from her mother who has passed away. Anyway, the rose plant seems
to be on its last leg.
Susan: Really? Normally, that rose is really quite hardy [I know.], and it's very
disease-resistant, too. [I know.]
Mark: Yeah. Well, this situation ISN'T normal. You see about a week ago, I was
doing some yard work, and I was using some weed killer [UH-oh.], yeah, to try
to get rid of some terrible weeds and . . .
Mark: Uh, well, not exactly. I set the spray container down near the roses while I
was trimming a bush, and the container must have gotten knocked over, and the
weed killer soaked into the ground near the roses.
Mark: Uh, about six or seven quarts (about six liters or 1.6 gallons), I think. [Oh,
that's a lot.] You know, I mean when you put . . .
Mark: Oh, Dead, real dead. Dead as a doornail dead, but my wife hasn't seen
them yet.
Susan: Really? What have you done? Blindfolded her?
Mark: Well, I've kept her away from that side of the house where the roses are,
but she is bound to see them at some point.
Mark: Well, can you recommend a quick-growing variety that can take its place?
Mark: . . . except that my wife warned me this could happen . . . Oh, man.
Susan: Oh, shoot. Listen. You made a blunder. A big mistake. A really big
mistake. But unless your wife goes on vacation for a couple of years, you're not
going to be able to replace the roses that fast.
Susan: I'm sorry. Look. You've waited long enough. Don't let the grass grow
around your feet. Say something, but be sure to hide the garden shears before
you do. Kneel down; ask for forgiveness now.
Mark: But that's what I did when I killed her prized apple tree last year.
Mark: Oh, man. Oh! She's coming in from outside [Oh, no, oh no.].
Susan: One final word: Hide the weed killer. [But . . .] Thanks, Mark. That's all
the time we have for now. Let's move on to the next caller.