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Andrew's Sister: Uh, I think you know what I mean, Andrew. Do you
want me to be honest? [ What? ] Okay. Andrew. You've put on, like,
a ton of weight since I saw you at Christmas time. What on earth
happened to you?
Andrew's Sister: Well, I'm your big sister. I'm . . . what am I? Three
years older than you, and I can be blunt if I want. Besides, you used
to say stuff like that to me all of the time. You used to call
me fatso all the time when I was little.
Andrew's Sister: What? I've never even heard of the Wafu Diet.
What is that?
Andrew's Sister: What? You read your junk mail? No one reads
their junk mail.
Andrew: I didn't check that . . . ah, ah, but, but, but, but . . . I think .
..
Andrew's Sister: Low cal. No, it's not low-cal. Look right here.
Andrew! That's all the food you've got in here is ice cream.
Andrew's Sister: Also, what else are you eating? [ Well, you know . .
.] I mean, seriously. All you eat is ice cream? Oh, oh, oh. Look in
your trash. You go to McDonalds every day. Every day you're eating
at fast food? [ Well . . .] Okay, you got to cut out the fast food. When
you know the manger of McDonalds by name, and he's your
best buddy on Facebook, you know that you're going to McDonalds
or any fast food place too much.