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TABLE OF CONTENTS
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6 Editorial
10 Hatemail
12 Ask Sancho
14 Garment District
92 Digital Connect
98 Lowrider Girls Calendar
PG. 20
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
CLIMAX
PG. 52
PG. 82 PG. 74
20 Mya
28 Bianca
36 Rosa
48 The Lab
52 Erika
74 Brianna
82 Janine
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months cover girl Rosa Acosta.
Miss Acosta doesn’t just encompass beauty, but she also has an
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Although I’m a female, I love reading Lowrider Girls, and the stuff that yall put in the last issue of hate male,
is the same thing I tell my man all the time!
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lright now
ow camaradas what’s good? The two years now because he still can’t get his crap
Magnifi cent one is back and ready to
ficent together. In between that time I’ve had one other
lead all you misguided chiquitos to guy in my life that didn’t work out because he
the land of milk and honey…. Ha- was a kid, immature in every way. And now I met
haha, tu sabes. But first SANCHI- this guy that is older and seems genuine and nice,
TO is going to drop some humor on you. What’s good looking with a good head on his shoul-
green all over and smells like pig? And I’m not der, but I don’t know what to do with my baby’s
talking about an alien cop. Give up? Kermit the daddy. What do I do?
frogs finger. Hahaha…. You know Miss Piggy had SANCHO: Dear “confused”, I’m SANCHO…
a smile on her face que no. So check it out my lost haha. Puro pedo, ok mija let me help you. Your
ones, last weekend SANCHITO went to this club baby’s daddy, is he my primo? Just asking. But he
around the way with my good camarada Necio, sounds like a LOSER! The magnificent one is not
and man let me tell you vatos SANCHITO had a one for breaking up family’s, unless baby girl is
blast. It was a minute since the magnificent one straight banging, haha puro pedo. Nah but for
last had a chance to go out and shake a leg with real pestosa, if he still can’t get his crap together
all the fine ranas, and homeboy I was doing it all after this long, then you’re just wasting your life
…. Two step, C walk, meets lean like a cholo, to with the vato. And if this new older tapado is
the moon walk sabes como te digo. SANCHITO doing the do for you, then go for it. And if he can’t
had it going on like I just don’t care, buying all the get it right either then you just give Big SANCHO
pretty little faces shots of Tequila. Damn homie a call sweet heart.
at the rate we were going I knew I was bound to
get lucky with one of those hinas….hahaha. But Loco Steve from Texas writes:
with SANCHITOS luck what do you know about SANCHO, q-vo this is Loco Steve from the long
this one “healthy” hina stalking me around the horn state. Check it out homeboy, my ruca is trip-
club like I was in Jurassic Park. And when I say ping on me ese. She thinks I’m sleeping with her
healthy homitos, I mean home girl needed a tow sister because she caught us messing around a
truck to move her around the dance floor. I don’t while back. How do I get her off my back?
know if I really smelled that good or if my breath SANCHO: Damn homie you scared me! But I
still smelled like that carne asada burrito from like the name….. Loco Steve. So tell me have you
earlier, cause that dinosaur looked hungry! But done any cow tipping lately? Since you’re crazy
after avoiding the hunting party I did alright for and all that , hahaha puro pedo. Listen up Crazy
myself, hooked up with a couple ranas. You know Steve, if you already got caught messing around
how I do it homitos! with your lady’s sister, then homeboy she ain’t
Well now, let us see what helpless tapados need gonna get off your back! So deal with it or get
the great wisdom of the one and only SANCHITO. a new lady and keep your chile in your pants
this time.
Judy from Los Angeles writes:
Dear SANCHO, I’m confused. I’ve been going Until next time camaradas get at me with the
back and forth with my baby’s daddy for the last chisme, ogsanchito@gmail.com.
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TIPS & ADVICE
Veronica Vixen makes no claim that she is a relationship expert, but out of this sexy
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uses her womanly experiences and knowledge to answer your questions.
So sit back and relax, because Veronica Vixen is ready to give it to you
like you have never received it before.
Here are a few ways & tips to help spice up the relationship…
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LRG: What type of man
drives you crazy?
Mya: A man with a
Spanish accent drives me
crazy! He also got to have
a nice body to go with it
(smile).
LRG: What do you enjoy doing on your free time? Tell us a nasty but funny joke?
Bianca: On my spare time I enjoy working out, going to the A man wearing a mask and holding a gun walks into a
beach, shopping, listening to music, movies, arts, dancing, sperm bank and tells the lady at the counter to grab the top
and hanging out with my family. two sperm samples and swallow them whole. The lady is
hesitant but does as the man tells her. The man then takes
What type of man drives you crazy? off his mask and to the woman surprise it’s her husband.
A man who knows how to keep me on my toes, and that Then man says “See honey it’s not that hard to swallow”
is dominant. I love a man that is romantic, but who can (laughing).
still kick someone’s ass. Plus he must be well groomed and
dressed. Oh and I love a man that smells good (smile)! What is the sexiest part of a man’s body? What is the
sexiest part of a woman’s body?
What are some of your turn ons as well as turn offs? The sexiest part of a man’s body is his upper body and his
Turn ons: a great body, smile, attitude, and he must have eyes. The sexiest part of a woman’s body is her back!
swag. Turn offs: boring men, hairy men, bad hygiene, ar-
rogance, and liars. Describe your dream date?
I’m not difficult, my dream date would just be lying in bed
Do you find yourself having more girl friends or guy eating dessert, and just enjoying the company of my love.
friends?
More guy friends, but my best friend is a girl (smile). Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I see myself more established and wiser in five years.
Tell me one thing about yourself that people would be
shocked to know about you?
OMG.... This is really funny, my middle toe on my right
foot doesn’t bend, so I can flick you off with my toe.
(laughing)!
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OMG....
This is really
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my right foot
doesn’t bend, so
I can flick you
off with my toe.
(laughing)!
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I’m not
difficult,
my dream
date would just
be lying in bed
eating dessert, and
just enjoying the
company of my
love.
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By Tanisha Brown
Photographer: Charles G. - IEC Studios
MUA: Bel Artistry
Hair: Tonya Michelle
Rosa Acosta doesn’t just have a beautiful face, but she is very talented
as well. Rosa started her classic ballet studies at the age of four at the
Centro de la Cultural in Santiago, Dominican Republic. She later moved on
to the ICA, (Instituto de Cultura y Arte), where she excelled as one of the
most gifted students of the academy. She initiated her modeling career in
2004, participating in magazines and television for prestigious Dominican
Enterprises. Rosa moved to United States in 2006 where her career took a
new turn, distinguishing herself in several areas in the modeling world.
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LRG: How are you different than most
models?
Rosa: I’m just a regular person. I like hanging out with
my girls and going shopping. I spend a lot of time with
my friends. I feel that is very important, you have to stay
grounded in this business.
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IN THE LAB
BY CHIEF JOHNSON OF AND USUAL SUSPECTS
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after about 2 years of that, then I finally just made the Like 1 o clock in the morning, 2 in the morning and you
commitment. Any type of form of entertainment is here. gotta show people at 2 in the morning that you’re fu*king
The best of the best are here. funny and there’s only like 6 people in the audience. It’s
the worst. But then you prove yourself and people are
LRG: I know you talk sometimes about your like oh fu*ck this guy’s a head turner and then they move
mother and your mother’s reaction in regards to you to the better time slot. It’s a gradual thing. It’s just a
you wanting to do comedy and bypass school. How long road.
By Chief Johnson of and Usual Suspects
hard was the decision?
KOY: Ah man she cried, I cried. I was the last one. She LRG: Being of Filipino descent how hard was it to
had 3 kids and a daughter she adopted. None of us went not get pigeon holed to be like “oh he’s a Filipino
to college. I was the baby too. All her sisters had kids and comedian or an Asian-American comic”?
they all went to college and let’s just say she had one sis- KOY: That was my personal preference not to be viewed
ter where all of her kids went up north. And then there that way. I knew right away when I was 20. I’m just a
was me. I was my mom’s last hope. I don’t even know comedian and I just happen to be Filipino. A lot of these
why I was going to school. I was like wtf am I doing guys are viewed as “oh the Filipino guy” and do these
here? I barely passed high school. My mom felt I coudn’t Filipino jokes and say to people “Filipino’s come see
do anything with comedy. And now 13 years later, she me”. I know I could do that but I didn’t want to cause
realized it was the right decision, so now she’s apolo- when you do that you select your audience. Even if I did
gizing and telling everyone it was her idea. Now she’s a Filipino joke I wanted to do it in a way that everyone
taking all the credit. “I always told him be a comedian would get it. Like when I talk about my mom I don’t talk
Josep. I knew he was funny when he came out of my va- about oh well only Filipino’s get this joke cause she’s a
gina. He was a ‘fanny’ big baby. His umbilical cord was Filipino mom. I didn’t want to do it that way. I wanted
a microphone”, she says. Now she writes jokes and there to tell the joke to where everyone got it- black people got
f*ckin awful. She’ll write a joke and put it on the door it, white people got it, and Asian people got it. Cause it
like a post it, and it’ll be the worst joke in the world and doesn’t matter. Moms are mom’s it doesn’t matter what
she’ll say what do you think? You think you can use that race or color. It’s just they’re all funny they just do things
joke and I’m like no mom. No one can use that joke. And different. They’ll say things different. I get people at the
then she’ll take the joke back and say you know I’ll use it. end of the show walking up to me saying “my mom did
I’ll use this joke. (Filipino accent) “It’s the way you say it the same thing. My mom puts me in talent shows”. The
and if you can not say it then it’s not funny”. things are still there she being a mom is still there it’s
just my mom says it in a different way. So that’s what I
LRG: In your acts you have a lot of material about wanted to do. I wanted to be relatable.
your son. How did you feel when you heard the
news that you were having a baby? LRG: Knowing that you’re a pretty busy man do
KOY: I knew. The baby was planned. It wasn’t an acci- you ever turn down opportunities?
dent. But what sucks is when you’re a comedian and you KOY: Early on, there were things that were hand offered
don’t have any responsibilities like another human you to me that were turned down and people couldn’t believe
don’t give a sh*t. It’s like I got a gig here, I made enough I turned it down cause they were great opportunities.
money to buy me some food this month. But when I When Comedy Central came up with this idea called
found out I’m having a kid, I’m like oh fu*k I’m respon- “The Kim’s of Comedy”, it was going to be all Asians. 4
sible now. I got another human that depends on me, who Asians like Bobby Lee, Dr. Ken (the guy from Knocked
needs to eat, who needs clothes. It’s pretty scary. With Up) and they wanted me to close it and I turned them
standup it’s easy when you’re single. You don’t have a down. They were like “why are u turning this down?
kid and you can live like that, but when I had to pick it This is gonna be your opportunity to be on Comedy
up and hustle, that’s when my business savvy started
kicking in. I knew I had it but nothing kicked me into
gear like my son did. And I made an extra effort to go
after these festivals like the Montreal Comedy Festival.
I wanted the Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno. I wanted these
things and I knew I could get them, I just stepped it up.
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Central”. I told my agent well why do I have to be an It’s literally just us talking. We don’t really write
Asian guy on an Asian show to be on Comedy Central anything. We get the idea right there and then just
when I could just be on Comedy Central? What’s the start f*cking around with each other and the next stuff
difference between me and Dave Chappelle? I’m right happens. She’s great and I love working with her.
up there with these guys, so I waited and it took 4 years We’re about to go on tour hopefully if she does it.
and I eventually got my 1 hour special, but those 4 years We shot the stand up show “The Comics of Chelsea
leading up to then I was kicking myself like f*ck maybe Lately”. It’ll air on E! real soon, so look out for that.
I should have done it. These guys were on tour, they got
a DVD that’s out in every store and I could have been a LRG: What was the defining moment in
part of that. I kept looking at the box saying f*ck I could your career?
have been right here. This is me supposed to be sitting KOY: I think the hour special. I don’t think- I know.
here but I’m glad I did that because I’m not type cast. I got to say what I wanted to say. I got to curse.
I’m not like “oh that’s the guy who’s the Asian guy”. I No more censors. I got to talk about myself. I got to
just want to be known as “Jo”. talk about my mom more and be real with the character
and really show people that I had more of a point of view
LRG: How did you get the call about the and not just a typical observational style comedy. I didn’t
1-hour special? want to be known as the guy talking about Chinese
KOY: I was in a sh*ty comedy club and I got the phone restaurants. I wanted them to know that I have a kid
call and I cried. It was amazing plus it was part of a and I have a mom and let them come into my world and
big event too. It was the NY Comedy really paint the picture of who I was.
Festival which was even bigger. I was So that’s why I really love that special.
the only comic selected to take the hour I knew he was funny I got to really talk and not try to be
special amongst Jerry Seinfeld, George funny or tell jokes. I was just opening
Lopez, Ellen Degeneres, Chris Rock when he came out of up so that’s why I love that special. I’m
and Katt Williams. Those were the guys my vagina. He was not trying to say nothing but I haven’t
who were in this festival. That’s it… seen comedy like that. Like story tell-
and then me. Then I was shooting my
a ‘fanny’ big baby. ing and stuff like that.
hour. And I shot 2 shows. It was just His umbilical cord
special man. It was so beautiful! Apl. LRG: Since this is Lowrider Girls
de.ap was in it. He did the theme song
was a microphone”, I’ve got to ask. Being that you’ve
for it. Everything that I dreamed about she says. traveled all around the world
happened. It was a great moment! —Joy Koy (Mother) where is the cream of the crop
women at?
LRG: How’s it being on tour with KOY: Los Angeles California sir. Did
these established comedians? You you notice there was no hesitation? LA
just did a comedy show for TBS right? is just amazing! Every race every color is
KOY: I recently did a comedy festival in Chicago with here. Gumbo is delicious; bean soup is boring right? You
David Allen Grier. It is neat to be alongside these guys. can only eat so much beans and rice but gumbo? Shrimp?
They respect me. These are the guys I’ve looked up to Everything? Amen!
and now we’re friends. When I see them somewhere
they come up to me and say “Hey Jo”. You know its LRG: What’s the first thing you notice on a woman?
respect. It feels like I’m part of the gang now. I’m part KOY: Foot, feet! That’s a must. The chick can be hot as
of that tier of comics that I’ve looked up to and they’ve sh*t. She can be a 10 but if she takes her f*ckin shoes off
inspired me and now they’re looking at me saying “oh and she’s got hooks or like 2 of the toes don’t wanna touch
f*ck this is that new kid”. This is the new voice. I love the other 3 toes like it’s almost like doing how Spock used
that man. to say hi. If her feet can say hi to Spock I don’t want to
be near her. Or it’s hanging over the flip-flops and that’s
LRG: I know you’ve been doing a lot of things what’s helping her stop from walking. Like her pinky toe.
with Chelsea Lately. What are you guys up Or corns! Corns should never be on a foot it should be
to now? on a cob. They just got to be well pedicured. Got to look
KOY: Chelsea? Yeah she’s a beautiful woman. I’ve right and well proportioned. There it is LA hands down!
known her for almost 4-5 years. She’s just a regular
comic and that’s what I love about Chelsea. She brought LRG: Where can people find information out about
me along and it’s been great. She treats all the com- you and be able to find out tour dates, merchandise?
ics the same. It’s like we’re at the club. That’s what’s so KOY: Jokoy.com or just watch Chelsea lately. She always
cool about that panel. It just feels like what we use to do tells you where I’m at or what city I’m at. Or check out my
when we’re not on stage and just talking to each other calendar on the site. And then for the DVD “Jokoy Don’t
and I think that’s why that show is such a great success. Make Him Angry”- Best Buy, Fry’s Electronics, Amazon.
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Photographer: James (akfourtyseven.com)
( kfourtyseven.com)
(a
MUA: Ngoc Cam Vu
Age: 24
Height: 5’4
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Measurements: 27, 24, D cup
Hobbies: Dancing and Shopping
Likes/Dislikes in Men: I love a man who knows what he wants.
I think it’s sexy when a man is secure and confident enough
to have a pretty girl on his arm. I dislike cheaters, liars, and
dirty shoes.
Guilty Pleasure: Food! Chocolate cake with ice cream is the best.
Favorite Part of a Car: The engine, I love fast cars.
*Bonus: Nasty but Funny Jokes: Why is a vagina better than
an off the rack suit? Because one size fits all, and no one
complains if it’s a lil tight.
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Erika
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Introducing
Jose Rosado
Through the www.JoRoFoto.com
www.myspace.com/jorofoto
www.modelmayhem.com/jorofoto
www.facebook.com/jorofoto
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I
’ve been called many things in my day; comes in, since I have so many things I’m into,
Renaissance Man, Jack of All Trades and but without a doubt my most fun job is being a
master of none, nerd behind a camera, model photographer.
obnoxious eccentric flirt, gadget geek, Being able to travel all over, meeting new
generally loud Puerto Rican. Seems safe to say people, taking pictures of gorgeous scantily clad
I’m all these things and none at the same time. women and all while getting paid to do it, I truly
My name’s Jose Rosado and I’m a self-taught don’t have much to complain about. I got into
model photographer from NY, recently relocated photography in college and what started out as
to Philadelphia, with an MBA in Marketing and a hobby quickly turned into a career choice of
a Bachelors in Advertising… strange I know. mine and some four years later I haven’t looked
That’s where my “Jack of All Trades” nickname back. I’ve worked with various companies and
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magazines across the spectrum over the years from
modeling agencies, fashion, glamour, urban men’s
magazines, and beauty. Whether on location or
in the studio I make sure that my team and I
get the hottest shots to bring out the beauty
and fire in every model I work with. I’ve
had the pleasure of meeting and shoot-
ing with some of the most beautiful
and talented women and I am excited
to what the future has to offer with
what’s on the horizon.
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Jose Rosado
PHOTOGRAPHER
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I stand 5’8”
with heavenly
measurements
of 34F/ 26/ 38
on a toned
and velvety
bronzed body.
At 139 lbs, I
am a healthy
27 year old
that works
out avidly to
maintain my
killer curves.
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Photographer: James (akfourtyseven.com)
MUA: Michelle Na (myspace.com/janine_siu)
Location: Citryst (twistedoc.com)
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LRG: Where are you from?
Janine: I grew up in Orange
County, but specifically I’m from
Santa Ana.
For anyone who has played any of the Call of Duty series you
already know what’s in store. Two years in the making Call of
Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2 has been long anticipated for. This
sequel to the multiple Game of the Year winner Call of Duty 4:
Modern Warfare is slated to be released on November 10, 2009.
Reserve your copy today!
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Last on the list is something
special for the car enthusiast.
Finally an item that connects
all your devices together in
one experience. These are not
your typical voice navigation
system. It has a new
generation of voice recognition
capability from speaking
directions to controlling your
iPod playback as well as being able to make calls hands-free with Bluetooth capability, search for movie times, look
at road conditions, gas prices and even look up the weather and so much more! Just make sure these systems don’t
cost more than the whip you’re putting it in (this is a big boys toy!).
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NEXT FEATURE
MODEL?
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Please include two or more pictures of yourself, preferably a head shot and a body shot.
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