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The Pentagon’s
psychic friends network
The Men Who Stare at Goats paranormal program. But then one twists and turns it took, and how its
by Jon Ronson night I saw the magician James “The legacy carries on today. (Ronson’s
Picador, 2004 Amazing” Randi on Johnny Carson’s previous book, Them: Adventures
278 pages; $24 Tonight Show, replicating with with Extremists, explored the para-
magic everything Geller did. Randi noid world of cult-mongers and con-
Reviewed by Michael Shermer bent spoons, duplicated drawings, spiracy theorists.)
levitated tables, and even performed In a highly readable narrative style,
ALLISON WAS AN ATTRACTIVE OREGO- a psychic surgery. When asked about Ronson takes readers on a Looking
nian brunette in a new ageish way, Geller’s ability to pass the tests of Glass-like tour of what U.S. Psycho-
before the new age bloomed in the professional scientists, Randi ex- logical Operations (PsyOps) forces
1980s. She wore all-natural fibers, plained that scientists are not trained were researching: invisibility, levita-
flowers in her hair, and nothing on to detect trickery and intentional de- tion, telekinesis, walking through
her feet. But what most intrigued me ception, the very art of magic. walls, and even killing goats just by
in our year of distance dating were Randi’s right. I vividly recall a semi- staring at them (the ultimate goal
Allison’s spiritual gifts. I knew she nar that Allison and I attended in was killing enemy soldiers telepathi-
could see through me metaphorical- which a psychic healer shoved a 10- cally). In one project, psychic spies
ly, but Allison also saw things that inch sail needle through his arm with attempted to use “remote viewing”
she said were not allegorical: body no apparent pain and only a drop of to identify the location of missile
auras, energy chakras, spiritual enti- blood. Years later, and to my cha- silos, submarines, POWs, and MIAs
ties, and light beings. One night she grin, Randi performed the same feat from a small room in a run-down
closed the door and turned off the with the simplest of magic. Maryland building. If these skills
lights in my bathroom and told me to Randi confirmed my skeptical in- could be honed and combined, per-
stare into the mirror tuitions about all this haps military officials could zap re-
until my aura ap- paranormal piffle, but I motely viewed enemy missiles in
peared. During a drive always assumed that it their silos, or so the thinking went.
one evening she point- was the province of the Initially, the Star Gate story re-
ed out spiritual beings cultural fringes. Then, ceived broad media attention (includ-
dotting the landscape. I in 1995, the story ing a spot on ABC’s Nightline) and
tried to see the world broke that for the pre- made a few of the psychic spies, such
as Allison did, but I vious 25 years the U.S. as Ed Dames and Joe McMoneagle,
couldn’t. I was a skeptic, Army had invested $20 minor celebrities. As regular guests
and she was a psychic. million in a highly se- on Art Bell’s pro-paranormal radio
This was the age of cret psychic spy pro- talk show, the former spies spun tales
paranormal prolifera- gram called Star Gate that, had they not been documented
tion. While a graduate (also Grill Flame and elsewhere, would have seemed like
student in experimental Scanate), a Cold War the ramblings of paranoid cultists.
psychology, I saw on television the project intended to close the “psi (There is even a connection between
Israeli psychic Uri Geller bend cutlery gap” (the psychic equivalent of the Dames, Bell, and the Heaven’s Gate
and reproduce drawings using, so he missile gap) between the United cult mass suicide in 1997, in which
said, psychic powers alone. Since a States and Soviet Union. The Soviets 39 UFO devotees took a permanent
number of experimental psycholo- were training psychic spies, so we “trip” to the mother ship they be-
gists had tested Geller and declared would too. The Men Who Stare at lieved was trailing the Hale-Bopp
him genuine, I began to think that Goats, by British investigative jour- comet.)
there might be something to it, even nalist Jon Ronson, is the story of this But Ronson has brought new
if I couldn’t personally get with the program, how it started, the bizarre depth to the account by carefully

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60 Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists May/June 2005 DOI: 10.2968/061003014
tracking down leads, revealing con-
nections, and uncovering previously
undisclosed stories. For example,
Ronson convincingly connects some
of the bizarre torture techniques used
on prisoners at Cuba’s Guantanamo
Bay and at Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison
with similar techniques employed
during the FBI siege of the Branch
Davidians in Waco, Texas. FBI
agents blasted the Branch Davidians
all night with such obnoxious
sounds as screaming rabbits, crying
seagulls, dentist drills, and Nancy
Sinatra’s “These Boots Are Made for
Walking.” The U.S. military em-
ployed the same technique on Iraqi
prisoners of war, instead using the
theme song from the PBS kids series “We may have set our expectations a little too high.”
Barney and Friends—a tune many
parents concur does become tortur- levitate, turn invisible, walk through domly chose goat number 16 and
ous with repetition. walls, or remotely view a hidden ob- gave it his best death stare. But he
One of Ronson’s sources, none ject? Inquiring minds (scientists) couldn’t concentrate that day, so he
other than Geller (of bent-spoon want to know. The answer is an un- quit the experiment, only to be told
fame), led him to Maj. Gen. Albert equivocal no. Under controlled con- later that goat number 17 had died.
Stubblebine III, who directed the psy- ditions, remote viewers have never End of story. No autopsy or explana-
chic spy network from his office in succeeded in finding a hidden target tion of the cause of death. No infor-
Arlington, Virginia. Stubblebine with greater accuracy than random mation about how much time had
thought that with enough practice he guessing. The occasional successes elapsed; the conditions, like tempera-
could learn to walk through walls, a you hear about are due either to ture, of the room into which the 30
belief encouraged by Lt. Col. Jim chance or to suspect experiment con- goats had been placed; how long
Channon, a Vietnam vet whose post- ditions, like when the person who they had been there, and so forth.
war experiences at such new age subjectively assesses whether the re- Since Ronson was skeptical, Savelli
meccas as the Esalen Institute in Big mote viewer’s narrative description triumphantly produced a videotape
Sur, California, led him to found the seems to match the target already of another experiment where some-
“first earth battalion” of “warrior knows the target location and its one else supposedly stopped the
monks” and “Jedi knights.” These characteristics. When both the exper- heart of a goat. But the tape showed
warriors, according to Channon, imenter and the remote viewer are only a goat whose heart rate dropped
would transform the nature of war blinded to the target, all psychic from 65 to 55 beats per minute.
by entering hostile lands with powers vanish. That was the extent of the empiri-
“sparkly eyes,” marching to the Herein lies an important lesson cal evidence of goat killing, and as
mantra of “Om,” and presenting the that I have learned in many years of someone who has spent decades in
enemy with “automatic hugs.” Disil- paranormal investigations and that the same fruitless pursuit of phantom
lusioned by the ugly carnage of mod- Ronson gleaned in researching his il- goats, I conclude that the evidence
ern war, Channon envisioned a bat- luminating book: What people re- for the paranormal in general doesn’t
talion armory of machines that member rarely corresponds to what get much better than this. They shoot
would produce “discordant sounds” actually happened. Case in point: A horses, don’t they? 
(Nancy and Barney?) and “psycho- man named Guy Savelli told Ronson
electric” guns that would shoot that he had seen soldiers kill goats by Michael Shermer is the publisher of
“positive energy” at enemy soldiers. staring at them, and that he himself Skeptic magazine (www.skeptic.com), a
SCOTT ARTHUR MASEAR

Although Ronson expresses skepti- had also done so. But as the story un- columnist for Scientific American, and
cism throughout his narrative, he folds we discover that Savelli is re- the author of several books, including
avoids the ontological question of calling, years later, what he remem- Why People Believe Weird Things
whether any of these claims have any bers about a particular “experiment” (1997) and Science Friction: Where the
basis in reality. That is, can anyone with 30 numbered goats. Savelli ran- Known Meets the Unknown (2005).

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