Dear, ___________

Hey girl. You know, our economy’s in the toilet

But I’m still gonna treat you right
You can have whatever you like

I’ll take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D’s
And baby you can have whatever you like
You can even have the large fries

You like Top Ramen?

Need Top Ramen?
Got a cupboard full of ‘em,
I’ll keep ‘em comin’
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it, dump the flavor packet on
it, and eat it

At Wal-Mart you can pick out anything you want

I know girl, you ain’t never had a man like that
Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that

Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones

Yeah, it’s all about the Washingtons
That’s right
Baby, you can have whatever you like

Love, __________