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कारण की,
आणि वर त्यांनाच पै से द्यायचे ..😁😁 छे .... छे ... असा वे डेपणा आम्ही नाही करत...
😜😝😝😂
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energy;
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two
missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because,
RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But
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This 1 is Baap
🎾🎾Wimbledon special🎾🎾
Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answer
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🌀Leave applications.🌀
🌀Infosys, Bangalore:🌀
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🌀Oracle, Bangalore:🌀
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days
leave."
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"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me
half day casual leave"
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🌀A leave letter:
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"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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🌀Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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🌀Another one:
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"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted
leave".
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अब तो हद हो गयी।
साइलें सर पे
😜😜😜
હે ભગવાન,
,,,,,,
ફકત પ્રસગ
ં પૂરતી એ પ્હે રવાની છે ..!
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कीजिए :
खाना हो तब बता दे ना ।
खा ले ना ।
अभी सु बह ही तो खाया था ।
कीजिए
हं सना ही जिन्दगी है ।
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Family Problems😰😰
Two men - an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family
problems..😜
The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can't marry the one whom
we love, 😢You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl 😉
from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to
marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we
love.. 😝😄I'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow 😳whom I deeply loved and dated for 3
years. 😜After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married
her😳, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. 😜Legally
now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. 😃More problems occurred
when I had a son.😣 My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.😪
Situations turned worse when my father had a son😁. Now my father's son, my brother is my
grandson. 😠Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.😁
😡😖 And you say you have family problems.'😄😃
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kehne do..!
Mummy e sikhvaydu 6,
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उङ गये ।
पे रासिटामोल दे कर भी दे ख लो।
🐓➖
➖➖
😀😀😀😀
😡😠😎😱😨😩😫
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सं ता: सर जी,
आप
😝😝😝😄😜👌
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......😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
😳😳😳
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asked
Husband-
Wife: "Nasha 🍸
"Bhaisaab"..!!😜
😀😂😂😂
Teacher :
“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into
people's lives ?”
Student :
Ghor Kalyug😰
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died😂😂😂
Santa : P.H.D.
Teacher : Kya....???
Teacher behosh..!
🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺
Kitne number se ??
🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺
🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺
Santa : Wo kaise?
Banta : Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai.
🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺
Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
😂😍
Ultimate Hit!!
🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺
Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska
Husband kaha hain?
"Vidhwa Aurat"
🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺
Shaadi mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne puchha kab tak khaoge?
Santa : Main toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm"
😜😝😛😄😊😂😂😊
😝😂😛😜
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.....
Because ........
🏡 +🐓= 🍜
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एक सरदार ने मे ढ़क से पूछा
होता है ?
मे ढ़क बोला-- नहीं,
♦Once, सरदार got an SMS from his Girlfriend - "I Miss You". 😘
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫
♦सरदार की अपनी कार थी। कार के नीचे एक कुत्ते को ले टा दे खा तो उसे बाहर खींचते हुए कहा- 'निकल
बाहर,.. बड़ा mechanic बनता है ।
🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
😜😜😜😜😜😜😛😜😜😜😜😜😳😳😳
पर थी वो ज्योतिषी ।
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
सरदार:- BSNL वाले । कहते हैं ,.. bill नहीं भरा तो काट दें गे ।
👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
♦सरदार का सर फट गया।
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सब्जीवाला : अब रुलाएगा क्या पगले ? मु फ्त में ले जा, पहली बार आवाज सु नी है ते री।😂😂😂😂
😂😭😭😭😜😜
सब्जीवाला : अब रुलाएगा क्या पगले ? मु फ्त में ले जा, इले क्शन क बाद पहली बार इं डिया में दिखा
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😜😜
सब्जी वाला : अब रूलाएगा क्या पगले ? मु फ्त मे ले जा| ये भिन्डी नही मटर है
😂😂😂😭😭😭😝😝😝
😄😄😄😂😂
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Varun - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd
apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya to Shraddha - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Shraddha - I can eat 10.
Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the
problem?
Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing
behind, he can't read your password.
Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - 😳🔫
😄😜
Rajnikant vs Alia.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
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👏😊 👍😝 😝
😜😜😱😝😊😝😝
Alia - My number is 4.
😝😝😝😝😝
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
😜😝😜😝👏
👍😊 😜 😝
😱😊😜😝
Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note
lying down.
😬😵😵😵😬
😝😜😛😛😊
News:
Idiot !!
😅😃😜😝😀
👍👍
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tu mari garodi
ne hu tari bhit.....
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3 घं टे तो किसान
कि
😂😂
सोनिया बे होश होते होते बची
जब राहुल ने पु छा-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
राहुल गां धी को 2 घं टे सु नने के बाद सब किसानों ने 100-100 रूपये इकट् ठे किये और सोनिया गां धी को
दे ते हुए बोले कि...
🚬🍻🔫😎
राहुल किसान से
जितनी।
राहुल: ओह्ह!!! तो आप क्या उगाते हैं ?
किसान : कपास।
किसान: जी दो बै ल हैं ?
ू दे ते हैं ?
राहुल:गु ड......कितना दध
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जब मु झे ते री मोहब्बत की आरज़ू थी |
ू री मिळाली
मला दस
😜😂😝😃😛
.
रास्ते में अर्थी खम्भे में टकरा गई
और
ले किन...!!!
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Lady : 10!
Court maa pachhal bethelo e Ben no Husband : Judgesaheb, ene ek Mamara nu packet pan
chori karyu chhe...!!
😜 😜 😜😜😜😜
😜😀
खतरनाक शायरी
वाह वाह
नही था😃😂
शिक्षक ने कक्षा मे पूछा-
✋✋✋✋✋
👏👏👏👏👏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😜😳😜😳😜😳😜
Ans: 'जो अपनी मर्जी से शादी तक ना कर पाए वो तलाक क्या खाक लें गे ?'
😛😜😜😜😜
पत्नी : सु नो जी ....
😂😂😂😜😜😜
ू ा
दं ग
मारवाड़ी-
😂😂😂
😝😝😝😂😂😂
💥😜😂😀💥
और नहाने के बाद :-
अरे सु नो ,
ज़रा तौलिया दे ना ।
पत्नी (चिल्ला के ) :-
बनियान भी धो के नल पे टां ग दे ते हो
वो भी मैं उठाऊं ।
साला ,
नहा के गलती कर दी
या शादी करके की
💥😜😂😀💥➖⏩
एक चिड़ा था।
एक चिड़ी थी ।
: *चाय एक शाकाहारी नशा है ... चलिये आज शराब को छोड़कर चाय को जज्बातों से जोड़ते हैं...*
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☺😊😉
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☺😊😉
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*ठान लिया था कि अब और नहीं पियेगें चाय उनके हाथ की...*
☺😊😉
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*तम
ु ख़ामोशी से कहना हम चप
ु के से सन
ु ेंगे...!!!*
☺😊😉
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*चाय के कप से उड़ते धुंए में मुझे तेरी शक़्ल नज़र आती है ...*
*तेरे इन्ही ख़यालों में खोकर, मेरी चाय अक्सर ठं डी हो जाती है ...!!!*
☺😊😉
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*दध
ू से कहीं ज्यादा दे खे है मैंने शौक़ीन चाय के...!!!* ✌
😊☕☕