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DIVYA HALTHORE
Monday
THE NEVADA TIMES JUNE 2020
KAYLA XAYPANYA
The profound Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons, She couldn't form a sentence or word and just
was seen in Los Angeles, CA, walking into clutched her chest. "Jamie! What in the same heck
the infamous King's Towers Hotel, where are you doing? Come help me!" Jamie finally
aspiring actor, Jamie King (Jamie Foxx) snapped out of it and said, "Uh-uh, I don't know
works. Inside information was reported from where she been! Get her up off the floor, Braxton,
one of the guests in the hotel. Daenerys she drippin' all over the wood!" They both
looked awfully out of place in her winter coat wondered how the woman of Westeros ended up
and boots, coat dripping blood from her in the United States, let alone in their hotel.
chest. She seemed to be limping her way to Braxton tried guiding her to the couch when
the front desk when Jamie King dropped a Daenerys suddenly removed herself from his
stack of envelopes at the sight of her. He grasp. She fled out the front doors yelling
stood frozen in shock as the beautifully long, obscenities like, "absurd, strange men" and
wavy, white haired woman stuttered and refusing the help of the two.
gasped for help.
Jamie's coworker, Braxton, immediately
Braxton incredulously followed her movements
jumped up to help the aching beauty. "K-
with his eyes when Jamie shouted, "Well, we ain't
Khaleesi!...Daenerys-I'm sorry, I mean m-my
want you anyway! That's why the Starks rule the
Queen! What happened?!"
damn kingdoms!" Queen Daenerys was last seen
riding Drogon above the streets of LA, unknown
where their whereabouts will land next.
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DIVYA HALTHORE
Monday
THE NEVADA TIMES JUNE 2020
BILL COSBY
GETS A NEW
JOB ?
CYNTHIA AMARILLAS
Corona Who? Vegas has finally opened its
doors to the world! We have all waited the for
the day we can go and gamble our stimulus
checks away while getting free drinks every
10 minutes. With thousands of people on
unemployment Circus Circus is now in high
demand for bartenders at their new bar called
"Laced" . A local source has told us that a
celebrity has been in training to start working
the night shift. Drinks are half off all night and
they pour generously. We reached out to
Circus Circus for a comment but no one can
seem to remember to call us back. They are
still taking applications online but spots are
filling up pretty fast.
JEDD CLAMPETT; 90 DAY
DISASTER
JESSIKA WASS
Last Saturday, June 6, 2020, Mr. When the episode aired on TLC,
Jed Clempett went onto Twitter fans were quick to comment their
and threw fans in a frenzy. The opinions on the Millionaire’s poor
recently made millionaire had treatment of the lady. Clampett’s
joined the cast of 90 Day response seemed to have added
Fiancé, introducing the world flames to the fire when he called the
to his internet, Russia born, love fans of the show “mindless critter-
Katya Polvich. Waiting years to snappers who need a lesson in bear
meet the proclaimed love of his wrestling”. It is speculated that this
life, Clampett finally got the comment may have indeed come
chance when she agreed to fly from his well-known tomboy
out to Beverly Hills earlier this daughter, Elly May Clampett. It is
year. Surely the language unclear the current status of the
barrier between these two love relationship of Clampett and his
birds was hard enough but fiancé, who some claim to have
meeting the rest of the Clampett seen around town with Sonny
clan turned out to be too much Drysdale, stepson to the wealthy
for the young woman. When she banker Milburn Drysdale. Fans
had first flown out, she was met from all over wait to find out the
by Jedd and his family. truth in the next “Tell All” episode
Expecting the luxuries a of 90 Day Fiancé, airing Sunday,
millionaire could provide her, June 14, 2020 at 9/8c.
she was utterly disappointed
when she was met at the airport
in a horse-drawn wagon. Almost
getting injured when Jethro
Clampett threw her over his
shoulder and carried her out to
the worn-down transport, Katya
was in a rush to escape. When
the clan got to their Beverly
Hills Mansion, Katya
immediately demanding getting
a hotel suite at the Ramada.
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DIVYA HALTHORE
Monday
THE NEVADA TIMES JUNE 2020
DAVID SLIFKIN
Earlier this week, Ms. Rowling was in the news about her
stance about the transgender community. The words spoken
were absolutely crazy. The true breaking news is that she She stated that her comments from earlier this week
was just caught coming out of her hotel room with her female was just to throw everyone off as well as make the world
lover. After being confronted by the local media, she had think that she was not this way. She apologizes from the
made an announcement to the world that she was bisexual bottom of her heart. Is it a little too late? Only time will tell.