1.

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by

cheating.
2. We have a lot of rain in June.

3. The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the

grace of a turtle.
4. I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t

know why.
5. Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what

we call home.
6. Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge

for the group of Kansas City college students.

7. We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited

Africa.
8. There were white out conditions in the town;

subsequently, the roads were impassable.

9. There aren't enough towels in the world to stop

the sewage flowing from his mouth.

10. At that moment she realized she had a sixth

sense.
11. Happiness can be found in the depths of

chocolate pudding.
12. He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a

cereal killer.
13. His confidence would have bee admirable if it

wasn't for his stupidity.

14. He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a

nighttime hobby.
15. He swore he just saw his sushi move.
 16. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to
dinosaurs.
17. When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick

her up, she started using sign language.

18. They called out her name time and again, but were

met with nothing but silence.

19. He would only survive if he kept the fire going and

he could hear thunder in the distance.

20. The efficiency we have at removing trash has

made creating trash more acceptable.

21. She folded her handkerchief neatly.

22. I would be delighted if the sea were full of

cucumber juice.
23. When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she

could think of was those in need of a transplant.

24. She saw no irony asking me to change but

wanting me to accept her for who she is.

25. The irony of the situation wasn't lost on anyone in

the room.
26. She tilted her head back and let whip cream

stream into her mouth while taking a bath.

27. Malls are great places to shop; I can find

everything I need under one roof.

28. At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he

was living an experience.

29. Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed

against the chalkboard.

30. When money was tight, he'd get his lunch money
from the local wishing well.
31. I ate a sock because people on the Internet told

me to.
32. Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as

elegant as a gliding pelican.

33. I would have gotten the promotion, but my

attendance wasn’t good enough.

34. The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into

focus just as I heard a loud snap.

35. Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their

everyday vocabulary.
36. I am my aunt's sister's daughter.

37. Be careful with that butter knife.

38. Her life in the confines of the house became her

new normal.
39. Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.

40. Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.

41. It's much more difficult to play tennis with a

bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.

42. He was so preoccupied with whether or not he

could that he failed to stop to consider if he

should.
43. The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the

hike nearly impossible.

44. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask

myself if I'm truly real

45. She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a
duck and a ferret instead.
46. Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy

to throw you under the bus.

47. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the

difference between Pepsi and Coke.

48. Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.

49. He looked behind the door and didn't like what he

saw.
50. Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by

some people.