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School, school
It is not cool
hip hip hurray
It's a happy holiday
School, school
It is not cool
although we can go in the pool
Wait... not at my school
Only at St. George's
Brain (judge):
You're accused of killing the pain
What happened, are you insane?
Aspirin:
No sir, I didn't mean to do that
Pain was just a spoiled brat
Stomach:
Sir I have to defend my client
Pain was just an ugly giant
Tongue:
Sir I tasted the whole thing by my eyes
Aspirin was a 500 mg size
Throat:
Sir, indeed I have to confess
Before Aspirin I was in such a mess
But it wasn't the pain, it wasn't his fault
Aspirin didn't think before the assault!
Brain:
Aspirin, your effort was so lame
We don't have anyone but you to blame
Everything is clear now, I have no doubt
I'll send you to the kidneys to sort you out!
One day
I looked up to the sky
I may
I thought, one day I might fly
I say
This is nonsense, I wonder why
One night
I looked up to the moon
And wondered if I could touch it
And lay in its light
One night
I might
Fly in the moonlight across the sky
Though this is nonsense, I wonder why
At times, I know the words to say, thanks for what you have done for me
But they end up flying away like a bird that is set free
How do I thank you enough, the one who makes me complete
The one who taught me wrong from right,
the one who tucked me up at night?
The one who could see into the eyes of fear,
the one who always had a tissue for my tears.
The one that made many sacrifices, always putting me first
Who could paint the world a picture,
even when things took a turn for the worst.
What way can I thank you for your sweat blood and tears?
For putting up with me for oh so many years…
For changing as I changed, understanding my faults
Loving me not because you had to, but because
When you fly it's like the rainbows in the sky land on you
When you listen I know that you have entered my mind
A love so pure
uniquely rare
heaven's gift to me
a binding heart
as strong as steel
as no other love can be
Should we be?
Can we be?
Will we ever be?
You don't care if I exist
You'll never belong to me.
Should we be?
Can we be?
Will we ever be?
You don't care if I exist
You'll never belong to me.
I love you!
Those are words I hear a lot
I would give anything
For the love I got
He told me he loved me
And I believed it all
I believed it because
He catches me when I fall
I Love You!
Those are words I keep close to my heart
Because if I didn't,
They would tear me apart
Then I found someone who could control them
Now it's safe to say…
I LOVE HIM
Sometimes in class
Kids hand out little papery things
To show they care.
I like chocolate,
But you don't love me.
I don't love you.
Stars by Jessica
I feel so sad
that I don't like cherry blossoms.
Boom, boom
My heart pounds
When I see you coming
Gone by Celina
Raindrops
are
like
angels'
tear drops,
falling
down
from
heaven.
We had some great entries to the Great Number Challenge. Here are our
favourites.
Trigonometry befuddles me
It's too based on dimension
Algebraic expressions
Are beyond my apprehension
My attempts at geometry
Are not worth any mention
And as for calculus
It so fills me up with tension
Banking and Taxation figures
Never seem to balance
Clearly, you can see that math
Is not one of my talents!
1 I woke up late
2 And burnt my toast
3 Spilt milk on shirt
4 Dropped post in dirt
5 Locked out of school
6 Forgot my homework
7 Fell off of chair
(It was a dare)
8 Best friend got sick
9 Couldn't talk in English lesson
10 Twisted ankle
11 Favourite club got cancelled
12 Mum crashed up car
13 Dad drunk in bar
Numbers by Roxanne
numbers big
numbers small
numbers that mean nothing at all
numbers in the day
numbers in the night
numbers heavy, numbers light
numbers in maths
numbers in food
numbers everywhere
when I'm just not in the mood!
My favourite
Number isn't very big
It is partly round
And partly straight
My number has two digits
The second you might say
Looks like a duck
The first could be an
Upside down 7
It is all even
What could it be?
Answer is 42
Numbers by Stacey
Number one,
I've got my homework done.
Number two,
I've had detention with Mr Laroo.
Number three,
I've had my tea.
Number four,
I've had pudding and want more.
Number five,
I'm still waiting to see my favourite band live.
Number six,
I made a re-mix.
List Poems
This is a list
As you might know
About my cat
In sun and snow
This unusual list
You may see
Is where my cat sleeps
When hiding from me
Number one, I think
Is the sun room table
To jump up there
She is more than able
Number two, I should guess
Would be the couch
Where she likes to curl up
With a cute catnip pouch
Number three, I suppose
Could be on the chair
No, not inside
Outside, with fresh air
Number four, hmm.. lets see
Maybe in a box?
Purring blissfully, away from smelly socks
Number five, ooh, that's tough
But I'm sure that there is one!
Maybe on my comfy bed
Just soaking up the sun
That's it for now
I guess I'm through
That's enough
Though there are others, too
Secret treasure
Joy and pleasure
Sparkling rocks
And smelly socks
Computer leads
Necklace beads
A carry cot
A flower pot
A Barbie leg
A wooden peg
A raggy doll
A bingo ball
Pirate mask
Aladdin flask
A witch's hat
A stinky cat
Toilet rolls
Old plimsolls
The rolling pin
And biscuit tin
All in the shed
Beneath my bed.
Small Is Beautiful
For this Challenge we asked you to think small and to write a poem about
something tiny... A snail, perhaps. Or a millipede. Or an apple pip. About ants
playing football or good bacteria fighting bad bacteria. Or just a very small
poem. Or to write about what it feels like to be small. Or about computer
chips. Or full stops or commas.
We had some brilliant poems. Our favourites were
by Caitlin, Anne and Stephen. But there were lots of other first class poems,
too. Well done everyone who entered.
Sure enough
There in his paw
The littlest frog
I ever saw
So I ask you
Please have a care
When you're in the park
For all the little creatures there.
I am a drop of sweat
Hurtling to the ground
Salty, damp and wet
I land without a sound
I am skinny
I am as thin as a thread,
And as soft as a pillow...
I can be long or short
And can be of any colours
I am a hair
I am a piece of dust
Ready to get blown away by the.
Terrifying Eating Monster Vacuum Cleaner
I have done nothing wrong
I promise I do not lie
I used to play with my buddies
Swing around with my pals
Trying to keep dirty
Though now I am left alone to
Die of monsters and bad dreams.
Glitter to decorate
Glitter to colour
I am so small, small, small
Keep me close if you care too
But don't you lose me, lose me, lose me.
I am a slug,
Not a bug
I am small,
I am not like a ball
I have never grown big,
I am just like a fig
I need to go and slime now
Bye!
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There Was a Young Poet From...
1
Joel by Khalid Braonán
2
Scott by Scott Stainton (aged 7)
3
Blake by Martin Poulter (aged 7)
4
Boy from Japan by Danny Wiltshire (aged 12)
5
John by Rebecca Watson
6
Long Story by Frank Waiter
7
The Girl from France by Alice Wood
8
Goodbye by Jessica Lee Shield
There was a boy called Tom,
Who sat upon a bomb,
He blew away,
For the rest of the day,
And that was the end of Tom.
9
I Once Knew a Queen by Ann Longstaff (aged 7)
10
Found by Danny Chaucer
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The Univocalic
The joint winners of this challenge were Nicole and Sarah-Lynn for these two
great poems.
If I is ill
I drink pill
I drink milk with pill
If I is ill
eeeeeeeeeee
eeeee
eeeeeeeeeee
Ha Ha by Erin & Heidi (aged 12)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Hello
School
is not kewl (cool).
Geek to
Chic
Shameful by Gayatri C
This is me
crying
with shame
Love
Doves
Onomato-what? by Sam C.
School is fun,
School is boring,
Especially when the teacher's snoring!
B
&
G
Frogette is very
Frogetteful
Gloves by Jessica, Heidi & Monika (aged 12)
If a poem's a poem
Then what's a rhyme?
Is it a poem
Or is it a crime?
A B C are letters
But "A" is a word
I have a Horse
Of course
Beauty is
tutti
fruity!
rainbows
calm, bright, quiet
still
neatly come again
Sounds by Whitley
dogs bark
ducks quack
car beep as they pass
all the sounds around town
as night falls to the ground
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HAIKU FEST
The Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry. It has three lines, with a five, seven,
five syllable structure. Seventeen syllables in all. In a traditional Haiku
October is good
Halloween and my birthday
It's an awesome month
Halloween you get candy
Presents and cards on birthdays
rollercoasters move
go through the fire and flames
twisters go around
(Are you really only three? It's very good for a three year old. - RS)
Answer: Monkey
Answer: Rain
My brain is so smart.
It is brighter than the stars.
But of course it is.
I am a genius.
I owe it all to my brain.
It's the real genius!
My little noodle
Is my precious little brain
I'll have it for life.
In a calm lagoon
Water flows quickly through time
And Bear Kisses Night
Trees
Out in a Field
Green, huge, and leafy
On a hot summer day
Haiku? by Claudia Taylor (aged 12)
A dog is crying
Distantly, sadly whining
Probably lonely
A Willow Tree by Livia Petto (aged 11)
Delicate pattern
A nice bridge for the spider
Way of catching food
Butterfies no more,
Frosty clouds in morning sun,
Longer chilly nights.
Wind by Tori
Running by JP
Soccer by Amber
Depression by Sarah-Lynn (aged 12)
Depression, darkness.
Wrapping itself around me.
There's no where to turn.
School by Tim
Snow by Leah
Summer by Taylor
Summer is so wild,
Summer is crazy and fun,
Summer is the best
I sprained my ankle
I was running down the field
But I was all right
Galloping beauty
Tosses a long, swaying mane
Crossing fields to home.
Animals by Nikole
I like animals
I really like the soft ones
Like kittens and dogs
Laughter of a child
The expression of my soul
Captured on canvas
Spring by Anya Corke (aged 11)
Spring is an angel
Defeating cold, dark winter
Rising once again.
Treehouse by Cassidy Kruger (aged 12)
I built a treehouse
But it fell down in a storm
Now I don't have one
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DEAD FUNNY
When a person or a pet dies, friends or family often like to put a verse about
the deceased upon their tombstone. This is called an epitaph. The verse
usually tries to sum up a feeling about the deceased or an aspect of their
character. The more humorous type of epitaph usually includes the manner
of death.
One winner this week - Kathy Brandt - who sent lots of very funny epitaphs. A
few of the best can be seen below. Well done, Kathy.
And finally - this isn't a thin poem at all - but I thought you might like to read
it....
Queen Lizzie
Is so busy
Learner drivers hold her up
So she's late to feed her pup
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Write a Riddle
and Puzzle Poems
A riddle poem is a poem with a puzzle. Think of a common object. (For
example - a pig) Now write down four or five things that describe it. (For
example - a pig is a four-legged mammal bred for food, is pink, loves mud, digs
for truffles, has a curly tail, gets sunburned, can't fly.) Now write these as
clues. Start with more difficult clues first as you don't want to give the game
away. Try and think of less-obvious ways to say things. Instead of digs for
truffles how about digs for treasure? Now re-write your riddle as a poem. We
had some excellent riddle poems sent in. The winner wasJulie Mootanah.
(Well done, Julie.) It's very tricky. Can you guess it? All the answers are at the
bottom of the page.
What am I?
My first is in money,
But not in cheque.
My second is in credit,
But not in debt.
.
My third is in lucky,
But not in rich.
My fourth is in love,
But not in pitch.
My fifth is in billion,
But not in car.
My sixth is in Harrods,
But not in bar.
My seventh in Tarrant,
But not in Chris.
My eighth is in cash,
But not in notes.
My tenth is in lottery,
But not in bank.
My eleventh is in Thunderball,
But not in lotto Xtra.
What am I?
A millionaire
Answers to riddles
Write a SONNET
(Set on October 10th 2001) Sonnets were first written around five hundred
years ago and made famous by such poets as Milton, Wordsworth and
Shakespeare. Sonnets should have 14 lines. Each line should have the
following rhythm -
di dum di dum di dum di dum di dum (ten syllables per line)
and either of the following rhyme schemes -
a b b a c d d c e f g e f g or a b a b c d c d e f e f g g
It was a very tricky challenge and we only had three entries. Nicole and Katy
were the joint winners.
Several people sent poems that were almost sonnets. Dana's poem was very
close. It just needs two more lines and regular 10 beat lines. It is a lovely poem,
though.
Write a Kenning.
Teacher by Nicole
Strict disciplinarian
Big ogre
Enthusiastic learner
Silent observer
Unquestionably genius
Constructive critic
Undoubtedly meanest
Always ticks
Pipes knocking
Distant roaring
Quiet ticking
Faint sniffling
Gravel crunching
Wind moaning
Silence growing
Tip tapping
Heavy breathing
Cat crying
Owl hooting
Huge hugger
Old jumper
Bike rider
Brick builder
Stamp collector
Armchair dozer
Wisdom giver
Life lover
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RAP IT OUT
We had some great rap poems sent us. Below are the best. Rap poems are
written to be read aloud and performed. They must have a strong rhythm,
which is usually helped along with clever rhyme. Raps are usually fast paced
and have lots of repetition. They are used in modern music and began in
America. Rap's roots can be found in Caribbean and Afro-Caribbean cultures.
I by Gloria C.
I can be as sweet as honey, though you may not think it's true
I can also be abusive and make you say "Boohoo."
You can sometimes hear me laugh out loud, but mostly while at school.
I have many different friends that are as lame as they are cool
I have a heart of gold but can sometimes be a brat
But before my head pops and the air comes out
I just want to say that that's a rap.
my funky cow,
my big eye brow,
have problem,
call my job then,
I do not swear,
but I do have hair,
please don't look at my underwear,
I think its time for me to give up this rhyme,
I'm way to cool for you fine lines.
Girls rule
Boys rule
Girls stink
Boys drool