Versión 1 - Sin preguntas

I’ll land in Mexico on August 3rd. I’ll be super excited about this semester. The school I’ll
be studying at is supposed to be very good. They’ll tell me the food is great in Mexico.
They’ll say the people are very nice.

One night, I’ll go to my first ever latin american party.

There will be people everywhere. There will be a lot of food. There will be people in
every corner, drinking, talking, smiling, laughing.

There will be a big pool. There will be a bar next to the pool.

I’ll go to the bar to grab a drink. The bartender is going to ask me if I want tequila or
rum. I’ll choose tequila.

I’ll look at the trees behind the pool. I’ll see that they have put up piñatas in the trees. I’ll
see that all the piñatas have the shape of Donald Trump. I am going to laugh. He’ll look
like a potato.

I’ll get excited about hitting the piñatas because I have never done it before. Piñatas are
not typical in my country.

After a few hours, the party will stop because it’ll start raining. A lot… Everybody will run
to hide in the party tents. The people will be drunk. They will start singing songs, and
they’ll keep singing for hours. The rain won’t stop. This is going to be my first latin
american party in my life. I’m going to love it.

Versión 2 - Con pausas y preguntas

I’ll land in Mexico on August 3rd. Will I land in Mexico? Yes, I’ll land in Mexico. Where
will I land? In Mexico, correct. I’ll land in Mexico. Who will land in Mexico on August
3rd? Me, yes! Kale. I’ll land in Mexico on August 3rd. Will I land in Mexico on August
2nd? No, no. I won’t land in Mexico on August 2nd, I’ll land in Mexico on August 3rd.
What day will I land in Mexico? August 3rd, yes. I’ll land in Mexico on August 3rd.
Where will I land on August 3rd? In Mexico, yes. I’ll land in Mexico on August 3rd.

I’ll land in Mexico on August 3rd. I’ll be super excited about this semester. Will I be
worried about this semester? No, no. I won’t be worried about this semester. Will I be
stressed about this semester? No, no. I won’t be stressed. I’ll be super excited about
this semester. Who will be super excited about this semester? Well, I will! Kale. I’ll be
super excited about this semester.

What will I be super excited about? This semester. I’ll be super excited about this
semester. Will I be super excited about this semester, or the next semester? This
semester. I’ll be super excited about this semester.

I’ll land in Mexico on August 3rd. I’ll be super excited about this semester. The school I’ll
be studying at is supposed to be very good. Is the school supposed to be good or bad?
Good, yes. Easy! The school I’ll be studying at is supposed to be very good. What is
supposed to be good? The school. The school is supposed to be very good.

They’ll tell me the food is great in Mexico. What is great in Mexico? The food, right. The
food is great in Mexico. Where is the food going to be great? In Mexico, yes. They’ll tell
me the food is great in Mexico. What are they going to tell me? That the food is great in
Mexico. They’ll tell me the food is great in Mexico.

They’ll say the people are very nice. Who are very nice? The people. The people are
very nice, they’ll say. What will they say the people are? Very nice. They’ll say the
people are very nice.

One night, I’ll go to my first ever latin american party. Where will I go? To a latin
american party. I’ll go to my first ever latin american party. Will this be my third latin
american party? No, no. This will be my first ever latin american party.

There will be people everywhere. There will be a lot of food. Will there be a lot of people
at the party? Yes, there will be. There will be people everywhere.

There will be people in every corner, drinking, talking, smiling, laughing. Will the people
be sad? No, no, the people won’t be sad. The people will be smiling and laughing.

There will be a big pool. There will be a bar next to the pool. Where will there be a bar?
Next to the pool. There will be a bar next to the pool. Will the pool be small? No, no. The
pool will be big.

I’ll go to the bar to grab a drink. Where will I go? To the bar. I’ll go to the bar to grab a
drink. Why will I go to the bar? Because I’ll want a drink. I’ll go to the bar because I want
a drink. What will I do? I’ll go to the bar to grab a drink.

The bartender is going to ask me if I want tequila or rum. What will the bartender ask
me? If I want tequila or rum. The bartender will ask me if I want tequila or rum. Who will
ask me if I want tequila or rum? The bartender. The bartender will ask me if I want
tequila or rum.

I’ll choose tequila. What will I choose? Tequila. I’ll choose tequila.

I’ll look at the trees behind the pool. What will I look at? The trees behind the pool. I’ll
look at the trees behind the pool. What will be behind the pool? Trees, yes. There will
be trees behind the pool.

I’ll see that they have put up piñatas in the trees. What will be in the trees? Piñatas.
There will be piñatas in the trees. What will they have done? They will have put up
piñatas in the trees.

I’ll see that all the piñatas have the shape of Donald Trump. What will all the piñatas
have? The shape of Donald Trump. All the piñatas will have the shape of Donald
Trump. Of who will the piñatas be shaped? Of Donald Trump. The piñatas will have the
shape of Donald Trump.

I am going to laugh. He’ll look like a potato. What will he look like? Like a potato. He’ll
look like a potato. What will I do? I am going to laugh. Why will I start to laugh? Because
he’ll look like a potato.

I’ll get excited about hitting the piñatas because I have never done it before. Piñatas are
not typical in my country. Are piñatas typical in my country? No, no. Piñatas are not
typical in my country. About what will I get excited? About hitting the piñatas. I’ll get
excited about hitting the piñatas. Why will I get excited about hitting the piñatas?
Because I have never done it before. I will get excited about hitting the piñatas because
I have never done it before.

After a few hours, the party will stop because it’ll start raining. A lot… Why will the party
stop? Because it’ll start raining, a lot… The party will stop because it’ll start raining, a
lot… When will the party stop? After a few hours. The party will stop after a few hours.

Everybody will run to hide in the party tents. Where will everybody run? To the party
tents. Everybody will run to the party tents. Why will everybody run to the party tents?
To hide. Everybody will run to the party tents to hide. Why will everybody hide?
Because it’ll start raining, a lot… Everybody will run to hide in the party tents because
it’ll start raining, a lot...
The people will be drunk. What will the people be? Drunk, yes. The people will be
drunk. Will the people be sober? No, no. The people won’t be sober. The people will be
drunk. Who will be drunk? The people. The people will be drunk.

They will start singing songs, and they’ll keep singing for hours. Who’ll start singing
songs? The people. The people will start singing songs. For how long will they keep
singing? For hours. They’ll keep singing for hours.

The rain won’t stop. This is going to be my first latin american party in my life. Will the
rain stop? No, it won’t. The rain won’t stop. What won’t stop? The rain. The rain won’t
stop. Will this be my third latin american party in my life? No, it’ll be my first. This is
going to be my first latin american party in my life.

The rain won’t stop. This is going to be my first latin american party in my life. I’ll love it.
Will I hate it? No, no. I’ll love it.