colo

Film opens we see a stage-

people are huddled in front of the stage-commotion-khusur-phusur

curtains are drawn

two phones appear and the song fades in the background

All situations take place inside the phone

CROWDED BUS

Busy bus ki bheed

girl gets on board-looks around-no vacant seats

boy looks at girl-(ladke ne ladki ko dekha)

leaves his seat for girl and plunges into the struggling crowd

(saadha nishana lagaya chauka)

boy smiles sheepishly looking at girl

(phanda phenko mil gaya teddy)

girl smiles back

(thoda efforts liye ladki ready)

All the people in the bus burst out dancing-(life hai mela Itel you)

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OFFICE MEETING

boss sits on a reclining chair-his legs on the table

there are hats kept upside down on all chairs

only hands coming out of them are visible typing out on laptops/drinking coffee/working on
their phones

( 9 se 5 jamura naach dikayega)

all heads pop out of the cap and say aye with their palms facing front (haan dikhayega)

boss raises his hands with mini cars/houses hanging from them with strings-

(next scene)-cut to-

larger yet models of-cars and houses hang from the roof from strings and employees try to
grab them.

(salary milegi to baccha log taali bajayega)

the employees burst out clapping and cheering

(life hai mela itel u)

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GHAR KA AANGAN/COURTYARD

(ladka jab bada ho jaye)

mother holds the kid pressing his cheek-makes his hair-doctor banego ( in parrot speak)

kid mounts father's back(goes up and down) giving him a maalish/pair dabana

(engineer banego)

dog sits in the corner with salman's dabangg goggles on-(hero banego)

Abba ji is rapped around the charpoi smoking hookah

(inse kuch na ho paygo)

cow moos

All village folk burst out singing-life hai mela

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GIRLFRIEND KA GHAR

Heavily built father meets lanky boyfriend-shakes his hand

(girlfriend ke baap se pehli mulakat)

father laughs out in his earth shaking laughter

lightening strikes-the house stirs

lanky boyfriend shakes (haunted house me kandhe pe haanth)

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DRAWING ROOM

man sits on the sofa with a helmet on

wife watches tv-mother in law sits for pooja

(maa aur biwi ke beech mein coordination bithaana)

both of them raise their voices

wife pushes the tv volume up and mother in law chants even louder.

(jaise maut ke kooen mein motorcycle chalaana)

household objects can be seen flying.

neighbors enter in and start singing

life hai mela

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SUPER MARKET

A woman is dressed like a baby put in a trolley and is being carted around in the
supermarket.

she franctically points at objects and wants to grab as much as she can

filling her cart with things

(har mod pe choices, har choice mein variety)

she reaches the counter and asks the cash counter guy- with some product that
catches her fancy at the last moment.

(isko side rakhwayenge)

shoppers get together and beat it to the tunes of ' life hai mela itel u'

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CLASSROOM-results ka din

teacher comes in

all kids look up in anticipation

a champu kid in class gets first place-everyone looks surprised

(kismat ka kabhi bhi khule hai taala)

teacher calls him up and places a badge on his shirt. (which says sabse no.1)

all girls gather around the champu kid and shower him with attention

90 % le aaya nikamma saala

life hai mela itel u

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SOCIETY MORNING

neighbors fighting with each other over someone's tanki overflowing/or minor society
feuds

and two love birds eyeing each other.

(overflow ho gayi paani ki tanki
roz dekho ek nayi nautanki)

life hai mela itel u

curtains drawn

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