BRAZIL'S RONALDINHO STOPS BY FOR ANEXCLUSIVE! —" ; aaBRAZIL'S RONALDINHO STOPS BY FOR AN EXCLUSIVE! | 9))) sj oe nia | . T i] © ea page Yeia? Say Ca ao Brits rg Pare fix See a Cece eo ee ee Pours as Georgette Nepomuceno, Louie Anderson, Mocha, Peete eee et eon Leah bit CLT ead biteatieetant Fever ( (cf oa ‘| alla JfDon't be glum that summer's over As you can see here, laughter comes all-year round! GOUSA! Om is ipo Great tain, George Bush had 2 meeting with Queen abet He asked at "Hor des one nun county snecthly” “Thats exey” she replied, around youre with inteligent ministers neo” "Bat how fan Ital they a inteligent” he inguied, You ak them aide she replied and ha he commanded Bla anv, the Qen sai, “have a idle for yoo, Your parents had 2 child and i as our bother Who nat this child” Blair The ld was ma” “Very good,” said the Queen So Bach went back to ‘Washington and called Sin isch of staf, Kart Foe. He sid to him, “T ave a tdlefor you Dra a eld and Sas not Your sister adit was not our brother. Who was this ld” Rave rep, “an I deliberate fora whe?” “Yo” cad Bush, “TL give you fou ast ep with the ans.” So Rove White House Seaff, and ec them the le, st none of them what he tel the Predert. As Rove walked bck othe Oval fice, es former Secretary oi State Calin Powel approaching hi So, thie? Your St was not your str and its not your brother Who was the ch The ed wat Powel. “Than yo sai Rov, So Rove wen into the Orel Office and know the ane. The end a Colin owl” No, you iit” shouted Bush, “I was Tony DIE UGLY Three friends di and 90 to heaven, The fst guy gets handeu f the ugliest is th hy?" he aks. St.Paul replies, "When you were fine you led bid witha stone.” The same happens tothe second uy, He aks why St. Paul replies, "When you vere nine ou led bird ith stone The thi guy laughs ats frends and sys, “Thank God I did do anything Uke that.” He gets anvcuted tothe prettiest git in heaven. The other two guys ask, Why?” “Because when the was nine she ile ® bird with aston, HE'S SOLUCKY! Four fiends were in a anion, After a fee drinks, one of them wer to the restoom. The ones left began talking bout thelr Kids and hee achiovements, The Sst uy sais "Tam very of my son. Hes he president of cat eaeshi. e's so rich JUNE § SHE'S CUCKOO ‘Avwoman went ona git’ night out, promising her husband she'd be home by midnight. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy Around 34M, a bit loaded, se went home. Just as she got in the door. thar clock started up and cuckooed thre times. Realizing her husband would surely wake up, she enckooed Uke the elock nine times more hoping she could fool het husband into thinking it was 12 midnight. She was proud of herself fr coming up with such a quck and witty solution. The next he gave his est rind congratulations fo" One 2 Mercedes Bens." The of the thee sid: "Were Second guy sai "My talking about how peut son salso my pride we ae forthe success ard jy. Hes a pilot and of ou sons, Wha about ovens a travel agency, your son?" The fourth He even gave his best man ssid: “My eon ie oay friend at?” The third and he makes ving out uy said My Son is ako of dancing a a stipes ny pride and joy and at anghtclub" 1 Ta alan ich, Hes an hee fens, urpried engineer with is ovr ad: "Tha shore, fonetruction company, how disappinted you He ao gave something must bet" The fourth ice to is best an replied “Nota frend. He built 230,000 ail Did you know that sqfemansion” The he recived very special hrc congratulated each —glts—a 30,000 sat other The fourth man mansion, a brand nes Wwho had gone from the jet, and 2 top ofthe tine restroom returned and Mercedes Ben fot his ‘ha three boyd fon? What ae alt the RY MANOIA, BY EMAIL morning the husband asked her what tie she ot home, “Midnight.” she said. He did't seem plese at ll, which mace the wife think she got amay clean Then he sai, “We need anew c lock." The wife asked wy. "Well, lastnight said the husband, “our eleck cuckoced the mes, then sal, ‘oh sit? cuckooed four more = timer, cleared its throat, cuckooed another tree times, gigeed, euckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table, and fated. INGE best is Gomer vis her son no: "Dear Mo, hat you tok Anthory at hs aprement my house, ae Tm nt ier. Anthony ves saying that you didnt Yrs Go ing ee since yo onship ae hi ade curious. Reading Fis Mom thoughts Anthory vlunt hat yoo le thinking, but Fass at yo ‘do not seep you, Mom, Mais and 1 with ec. But the fact dre just oomimates" Arman that f he was week at, Mara comes seeing inher own ed to Anthony saying, “Ever she would have found the sinee your mother came, sugar bol by now. Love, Tvebeen unable to find Momma the sliver sugar bow” NETWINCRISTORAL, BY So Anthony weteshis enAlLOP raxca KiNG | Lidl v)| BIANCA KING | jow nothing quite bothe! this comeback cover shoot, or (0 PHOTOGRAPHY: PAOLO PINEDAa TANCA Kl muchas FM pats its best foot meeting cove strive to put out the best than not is quite now these gils are pros when it comes to people skill but do they aeall Which is precisely why Blanca Kin 2 breath of fesh ai This isnot to say she's a diva behadl the scones, Or that she's a cranky 1a King just won't Ks a8 ont talk to you if you won't talk to her, Shel ask for 2 clarification if she doesnt get y. But when everything and clear as crystal Bianca ie every bt the professional No attitude, no frivolity, no histrionice, Bianca King hes steady as steady goes. How's life been since you last appeared In FHM? Well, onthe final quarts With Regal sh aoe nea thro weeks, I've been going to Bora What's there todo in Bora every other week? Tha-ba, But U hardly even go out at night. t's just mostly relaxing on the beach, skim boarding, diving once went diving for thuee days! I got my open waters license there, soma certifed diver na rin. Basta ry life isso relaxed now. Tve been healthy and relaxed. How has the cover changed your Iie? Are there more stalker more suitors? Ofcourse naman, but I wouldnt say rmanifigaw. Tehelped a lot in terms of exposure because being on the cover was like a window for the Bench Body endorsemer So you can now disprove all the ugly connotations about appearing in our lovely mag. I think’ safe to say that Tkind of I wouldnt say set the trené— but opened the door for other wholesome stars to be on the coves esi napansn ko, after my cover, iy vas teen star afer teen star afte ARRThe yieh teen eal namin, A litle sexy ere very, very fat From anted to show thote wholesome cca to pose for the cover of Fi How does It all go down with you? fools itil responsible. P ‘ofcourse, think Tort of helped ‘he FAD staff co convince th irl a parang these girls can also cay: “If she dia the cover, why She's 108 well and ebe's ‘wholesome and she’s young and fhe fresh So aa” That was the aelvantage to stand thats exactly omethine we actualy discussed, ‘he whole plan of me being on the over ame with that ides, Wo read somewhere that you're a nerd. How much of this Is true? Tyas abit ofa nerd when Twas in Bist year of college. Thad no social life. Lunch breaks were spent sn the library reading, photocopying handouts I would actually have ‘sandwich inthe library while Jading or doing homewor: ‘And a nethead as well? T.Goosle every single person that now, Thats my favorite pastime. If Aumeeta new person who is somehow inthe industry, Lalways do research Bowe sense stalker tendencies? Hod paran stalker tendencies, West interesting to know where Thay tave been, who they've met, ‘anu tag, Bo you Google yourself? A Ggoale myself all the time ‘Are there a lt on you? Tick so. Fisenn Tn fortunate I don’t [haee as mach bad ehismis as other teen stare do: There. just doa lot ‘aFgesearch about alot of random things taloga What about doing background checks on ex-boyfriend? Ton have alot of those. only ae ong: Lused to Googe him when ‘ho was sill ay boyfriend but now that be's my ex, Toul care les How about the guys you're dating ‘now, do you check up on them as ‘woll? WN, kal 1 Gied before when teil aide know mach about him but nothing came out, Because he's a simple person thal nobody knows. Sots better that way. ‘Ah, so you're dating? Tin dating somebody, Exclusive? Un, extusively by choice. I's not because we had an agreement that wee exelosive to each other ‘bat becante I fel that Im not nterected im anyone else ight row. Happy na akong sve long ‘nakakausap 2 nakikita Ro lat ‘Are you uptight, that it had toiat interview you sale you wanted somebody five or 10, Yyoars older than you. Is ho? it’ perfect pa because wouldat consider myself as one But you're okay with men. fancying you as one? ‘moods a waNaa ew et AC eet eer Ce a arg Perea Ure CST Care MC om eee Ee Ure ee a a cay ean a— ah CAMILLE PRATS (AM a Wethe litle and unexpected things in the world that compel us ke. The todo a doubl Labrador guarding 2 rll of toilet paper on top of taxi abe he “Bex waniacss fa hire” x Bed space: fr rent” sigh, ot the big ass Santa Claus swinging its hips from side to side in mall Last February, though, it vas something lovely—albe Unexpected, too—that made you take a second look while you were in the mall: Princess Sarah giving you a mesmerizing “come hithe look—on the caver of FHM You found yourself asking, what's « Itee git like Camille Prats doin closer to take a third look ‘Admit it, even a2 you fli through these pages, you still can't ped believe that the former child star aetually appeared in out pages. Ob (get over it Cale’ already 20: ‘ and twining 21 this June How's ie ator boing our Fobruary cover git? {ifs been different in so many ways, like how people se me, But I dont mind since Tot what 1 wanted out of that shoot, which eto prove to peopl that Fin not young anymore and that Im ready for mature cles, And as for the people who stare me, okay lang Because the shoot wa done in such tasteful manner so Deki ako mahihiya? From child sta to certified babe, what does that sound toyou? To be honest, there are people who stil see me the Samo way. It's just that suddenly there was 0 me than just what they got used to 1 guess i's created an impact because in the fits pace the cover af PHM Anaa pe LL] Perera) PReor ent protic onions ‘And now you're modeling re San eee | y campaign and I've recently Cerone tt ome Poorer nrens pene tee ar Saat eee pes Seon) corner eee sey ee eens Peery a mis Prenat eee ener pores e eters prec eects Speers Pees arr eery that rs FHM shoot. But they rentually agreed to it. Because i cereisnetto mete cy Og started going out on my own th fiends only when T turned reeset erry ee ees ier Serre und! Good thing that they're oe Sees Sera ec Sr Car 3@ fellow cover girls would you oo een ere acs Sees rea earnest tien Pater ere Done nea Giorno Pore een Pen been looking after me. What's the best thing about being ‘vote cay pats 1 FHW's 200 Sexiest WOMEN INTHE WORLD 06AFEK Fuz00 CAMILLE PRATS 102929 OR VISIT WWW.FHH.COM.PHPree ce. oe eee ty Peres Peete Creer cog ety Paerenes erent poo ny ei eee Pees eee Pte eat eerie Pea eon Perens oe aes reed ote Peer ee Cr es ey Teed Seen on es ce eens on nea Pek esorcencn ory eee ere ered Pres rents ees CHalteeyoats read Pay Rend Fiz, OApprectate your naughty SMS mes- sages? )Watot R18 films? Watch X-rated films? ‘Want to tey hand: affs on you? 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When Tcame eosidr it uy, but Peapeemeettertny tt een pace mee ae Perce oe te Poreerege eye ote ener ee ere { ee cee er ese ar) | eer ene enennre Hs Seer TN tiesfoarodgeiag ia te Beets eet aii epee yee Eeseenenrct peer perccar ernie erd parece nsae Pe ca Cr Paparivear reenter grated ‘model, you have to bea canvas. Pree een Pens es eed er es ete eee tg Care aed Pea eee eon rg ee eee eer peer enc) me flowers, alittle note while we'e ceteris aon cee ear nth Cee id eset rr oes eC rece ca ote as Peer ete ec re eee rer aacy cri cotton) Sead Soros tee er ohare Dee enernrerrcaetr] Seon oer ner ne) eee iene ear) ay anna ao pan ead aT reer ror) eee Re ced PoC Or aed pear Pee er eet ected Sree tren Puce Perna Us, too! How comfortable are you rea Steere rae ea ioe ests orcs Scaring g| GEORGETTE NEROM ‘When I PEC Breet) hee eter alrea M7 yuret wrt -] EMail woman-—I've ~~ Pele ered wrist y: Ceo st 4 i® Crier yatta : Pieces oy pronto) Pe Erna ects Pe ed pore eee ea) aarti ries Pccaoere acho eer arena errant Par eer eee’ es Ceo Pere eet os eee eee Pon rarotey eens Pease rer) Pronger Pee ei Seen eae na nea Pan ae rete ad porns eee recente eee Poe Piarmarn rte s ree rents tr perce Sareea = erty Peo Perey as Ce Oe Pre ere ere eed en eon tg matter what car he’ diving, ete, Ce aad ome errs ‘gone outwith were the bad boy reer eenacr ig Poy neers Poe eg te ees ae oes eee ng ord eo) Tee's the one who's ther fehenever you need het he helping hand that Fesths out to you when the Gi-next-docr ignores you She’ the first wats bugging you. Cll he oud, pal or pave Bat the walked in the in her. For sre, you to, wl! My best fiend coee meas his ny, fs because I can keep sett very wel. Taso give him advice especialy it comes to love problem: Tm glad that he accepts me fo what I relly am. And of ote, in rear, I support his decisions. That's how Lam as 2 fiend Gian, my bestfriend, stated courting me lst Chests. 1 Aidit Knoa how to deal with ia ist Because Im ver used to him caling me po vas very unexpected. bot in the process of knowing ach other better, Beside Before we became best f the wort bullyot! Fm here in Fa B iF thers one spores gat live without i’ sri ivy me this rsh fegtny Sra or Sone pe and ready for the daybed Aside fom studying, also keep sales manager Job 1 den’ ant people to Say that only depend on my B coi. nave wo tel them and tomysel that Im preter and seset thas to my bisa! KPIF THAD A TRILLION You don’t notice it but our country actually has this much money. Maybe it’s time we at FHM become the national treasurers so you feel what we spend! (WORDS: ALAN P HERNANDEZ AND CHRISSY D.ICAMINA LUSTR¢T1ON: BONG SEVILLA fongtess has approved in pal this. oe gues the best thing 0 do ie spend indiscriminately| TSE eA | INAPOSH MEN'S clus!) sacle Meleley | BU ! | BUY FOI ; + ROUNDS OF BEER + i FOR EVERY PINOY! © ' ‘BILLION: 396 MILLION UNICORN! BE A PATRIOT, + SEQOCRE EOE Ooe‘SIP: Spies tees eee fou Doctor’ fes (including bribes, since cloning is itlegal): $1 million ag: $50,000 12 LECHONS FOR 4) Cioned embryos: $20,000 EVERY BARANGAY! Surrogate mother costs (including tests, Implantation fees, ving expenses): $577,500 Legal fund: $100,000 ‘And the cost of lust, Can the borangay captains beat {you with the treat you have in Store forthe people? And you're not even running! ‘There are curently 41,939 barangays ‘delectable Cebu lechon costs 142,000 mare to go 433.264M | For ocasymunms BUY A PARCEL OF LAND ‘was to eat the crispy skin! RIGHT SMACK IN AYALA! about to build, we P3,132,843,300 ; AT 00 sg ete weld : writing, Makat 0,262. |*E. #'p fouweovsti: | RUN FOR :P7,697,980! PRESIDENT! ots a al The ultimate way’ 23000 him, Besides, fora wk. i he Redheads annual salary $8,000,000, A week fee would be [eraser eae rs ea) EEA e aad eri Lie cee billion to finance a re.238 965.265 JI75 =< 1 MILLION BILL CLINTON ON EAT BULAGA th 7 heavily favored nations ~ which i everyone se aside fora the Philippines, E Til aan BaASneDRIVE A DAMN EEE FUND A60-DAY WAR TO CLAIM THE SPRATLYS AND SABAH! X2 MONTHS OF BLOODSHED Total economic tol would be 34,049,016 x 24 senators x 2= 71,634,352, 768 GET SHAQUILLE O'NEAL IN HE PBA! eiLLION LARGEST AIRLINE! & .»-10 KANGAROOS! 51.000/peuchte @ fee «Sod Li a Zeprasi “é arcs P5,301,920,000 Cost: P30,614,400,000 x & = P122,457, 600,000 FHM $7500/stripey IPO AGSCOG Aner ANATO MODEL walking, talking obra maestro, Ella is lee DaVinci fhow the human sy was wonderfully syminetricl and beautiful. He was, of couse sight, and tha why up to this all share hs amazement and awe to the human form, Artist, in particu, etl look at the womans body tobe an at form in they sketch it, daw i paint it, and shoot tf realy artistic magaines like, say, FM, But no matter how skill an Autti, he must have a rode from which could inspire his masterpiece. lai one such Halse a ha the perfect curves in the ight places Ad orga boy tothe already stunning face and—vola!—a walking and talling obra maesra! al Name: Jo sages 28 A | omens Tama humaa anatomy md. vas discovered by an artist and he asked me iT could pose fora group of profesional artis toed out and kee the job Te pay i goed and you just have io hold your postion fora good tines to five haus and you st Tonly pose for collector and ans ‘They ae professionals and Tam assured that ‘here wil be na hanky panky. They dont touch me and when instructing me, they doit in a nice manner. Twill never pose for group of students! Baka mamaya the next day, nase Capo na yur picture be Tam not conscious of ny body. Recently, Tve put on some weight and the artists {ease me, but it okay with them. Gusto ong mag diet peo di ko megan. Ijust eat what Twat [vant a man who respects me and has a sense of humor, kahit fan pa ma ang fer rive! AKKITCHEN SINK PORN My maid sister visited home th har kde one time, But 2000 he farted having tantrums and wanted to go hone. Sine ny sister stilt had things t oat our house, she asked ne to bring them home nstead I dda want to be in charge of the kids alone T asked my boyfriend fst, my mom did't Uke th ea of me being alone th me boyfiend at my ors hous but relented 3. Big mistake! When and the ki we got the ha settled upstalts, boyfend and {gave each ther the look that vas time to fool around, We went fo the kitchen and he hesitated for abit, thinking ne ofthe kids might come down and se us, but the xitement got the bette he had me turned and bent around with my hands on the table, my tng shite vp, naked fiom the waist down, Twas ao wet as he Fucked nme smoothly from bei ie was the fst time thot he took me from behind, i felt really good together with the feting of getting caught, in tine before one of my nieces began calling for me When my parents arrived we win the Kitchen eatin dinner. My boyriend and hha this fanny sme on ou ng. I only they ker what happened there. cousins curck EReH OTE OUT Manila, I stayed at my distant DIES‘CONFESSIONS We let the ladies spill their deepest, darkest secrets... ere Rieger Perr eee mare irr ee reer eters Pon oetac herrea neon tes Pare ae er neem een et rere ee aie pire eres oe eee reer pay eee rit sree ora oe ht norton so shor he could doit ell wel enjoyed ita lotta he had already manaced to ftp my shorts and nike ff Iwas tao busy his Kiss and bead ard thing going inside me It but he wes my boobs six ou My boyfien and share them all wi ting in anging, asked him to stop already becau vas 39 tre, But [eae 20 that might, Not bad for FHRSTTINER, BY EMAIL DON'T DISTURB THIS GROOVE! h you! ee eet cee os eT ener a cere errs Perce eae oe Pei eee So ras Pe anereers en eer ns et eens happened because we were both gone that night. My clothes were messy and my hat ce ee ers eee ners Pere en After We wee alone in the when I felt so horny Your erties to: FHM Lakes Contesions, Summit edi, Level 1, Robinsons via, Esa comer Ortigas Avenue, Quezon City 1100, nd Tere while watching I decided to play with his we both fl the urge we headed tothe toilet and had sex standing up, after hich I grabbed his penis and sucked and Licked i hard His was the bigest ock Uhad ever seen and banging. He slid itn again, and he wa doing 0 tight I as ready to come but we mere rudely nterrupted by his brother who kept cling out to im. Twas 0 itn SHAKIRA, BY EMAIL HI, LOLA! ast you, my boyiend and I vent to out friend's despedida party. That night, was wring @ short skirt that made my guy realy horny. White we vere chilling at the ba he whispered to my ear how he wanted to remove ay sir 0 he led me to one ofthe unlit rooms of the house, We were 50 engrossed in groping and Strong each other that, wwe didnt notice that on the bed was my frends snoozing grandmathet ‘We went on as qusty as we could, but a8 Twas about to a0 of lady suddeniy stood up snd headed for the on oblivious to our dirty lings asso bitin but ay boyfiiend continued stroking me and 1 came, with my guy covering my month 20! won't make 2 sound. Good thing we were able to make it to the door before grandma ot back tobe ‘Or try au fae (6372206) or teal (fim@sunmitmeda comph). Te winner vl— PEF zananee] Si LIZAMAREE» i oo v INTERVIEW: HEIDI R, PASCUAL yoTOG2APH: VICTOR CONSUNIL Ve The folks threw model Lizamaree into a pool at three. That’s not drowning, people, just their way of training our babe here to wear swimsuits with aplomb! fyouwerent taking to swim by just throwing me into fa snooze while your the pool until figured my way to bald Philippine history float.” Lieamaree hates, While we teacher gibbered on, cant fully gauge the trauma she \ youl know that the may have felt then, we can safely \ Badjao isa tribal group ay that she looks good enough ina \ from the South referred srimsuit a couple of hundred more toasthe sea gypuies. throws in a pool wouldnt vin her These people reso beauty. Disc in awe ofthe sea that it's Speen said that they theow thelr We're abit confused. You speak newborn babes overboard and Filipino but the English accent's \ifchey airit swimming, then pretty thick. they arerit worthy to be Yim half Filipino and half British Are endured the same good place to grow up. Its cleanFHM LIZAMAREE we could afford it, sure, How's the heat down under? (ur weather varies from extreme cold to extreme heat and then in between, The heat herein the Philippines is humid but in Australia, is dry heat. So as soon as you walk out, you fel your skin Durning. And when its christmas, {ts the hottest time ofthe ye What a tetdownt fe dont play in the snow in Christmas. We have barbeque partis. But i's nce ‘3 tellus, what is It that you do back there? Before came here, Iwas a retail manager. I managed three stores, working 30 hours a week, There's a lot of paperwork and traveling—a lot of work in general. But I eally love it. Flove to be ey It was my dad who told me to take a break and that's why Tame here to the Philippines. The plan was to stay for three months, but I didn want tocome back, Well, came back here fot a week then I came here again, What made you ike us so much? The people here are so nice. You wall doen the street and they Smile at you. Flipinos ae beautiful people. ‘We're trying not to blush hi ‘The people ere seem to enjoy everything. No matter how hard it is that they'e dealing with, you quys seem to be genuinely happy. Yeah, that’s us. Have you tried alt? fat any Filipino food except belut. just don't eat eggs and looking ata deformed duck, isnot really appealing How much Filipino ts in your blood? T dance alot of Filipino dances like the tinting, pandango sa iow, the Igoot dance, and the Muslin dance. My mom's a cultural dancer 50 1 learned it fom he Impressive! And your fave among the 7,107 isiands? Tove Boracay! But I ike to go {0 Bohol and Palawan. also go to Subic alot because of the beach, That's what I miss about Australia, Tove the beach alt. Ilove the water! I love to swim. Like when 1 vas three, my parents taught me how to swim by just thiowing me ‘nto the pookuntl figured my way to float Good thing you're a quick learer. What have you been busy with lately? Tim modeling and hosting here, {have a fitness sgment at RPM 9 called Fitness Fit for Man and Machine every Saturday. also host for Auto Extreme. We goto carevents, That's straight right after Wan and Machine. ‘You know a lt to be a mechanic? ‘To be honest, I dott know too much about cars, bot I'm learning How'd you end up with the gl? ‘They called mein fora calendar shoot and got the cover and ther months. Then they asked me {1 do hosting and sald yes. They asked me to audition for the show and got it Tellus more about the ftness stint Tteach people how to work oxtin five minutes. W's for people who Ado not go te the gym and also for those who do. So the show tlls you what muscles to wotk out 3t Rome and at gym to make you look bigger Other than the gym, what keeps your bod toned? Baek home T used to swim. Taiso do ick boxing. It's good to get a lot of aggression out. Punching and Kicking telieve alat 6f tension and Evortrled punching anyone outside ofthe ring? Can {say nothing on that one? Ha ha hal {will let anyone goo fat but once someone gets over the line, then that'sit. Hahaha! Werte taking that as Ha ha ha! You're nbt putting this in the magazine ae you? Lassure you they weren't hospitalized, Anything else that's eating up your sched? TPhave a music channel and » design show eoming out. And Tim working on ny on business right nowlts 2 sirimorear collection so hopefully that willbe out before the year ends. e¥called Aphrodite's Cotection. You seem to have your hands ful, [Tike tobe busy andTsor.of seen, tobe good in what Fdowwhen ont get lo, of leap. Th less sleep, the mote energy 1 have. ET sleep move that eight houts 1 get sluggish, {know it's weird. Oh, an ove deaphirg oregon fashion tend. Ku the type of person who ripspimy ol and make sorting ney 033 themd believegousshoald "how any hing awa ‘ature suen ‘I will let anyone go so far but once someone gets over the line, then that’s it hottest rappers around. Now whore aid we put our ‘monogamy questions? Okay, ‘what makes this Filipino-Aussie tandem work? Honesty and trust make a relationship work. Ifthe trust is broken, it cant be repaired. Well, that depends on the degre, Gays should never ever, ever cheat That’ the main thing for ne. 1s very hard to forgive if that happens Give us a pointer so we'd be as lucky as the rapper. Be yourself bacauee if you don't feveal yourself, yous partner wil find out eventually. Youll be Inurting each other tremendously soit’ better to show the gil who you really ae. Very wel. Alot of people say im alot of ike Phoebe character in Friends. am goofy and so accident prone T seem to always fll on mse Youll never see me without a bruise. fll on curbs, going upstairs, downstairs im just lumey, But that fine, (stand back ll the time. FHMen TPSCon royPst | CRETE pales ew > eee cet y ee eo atone é Perr ~~ Prien ard ody pa eeresen en in a the beach. ! worship the son. Tike eS poeracertr estes ‘Aside from riding the waves, what renter oer ieumcn ncn ca oy eee aera eeres eed Pointe tied remot omer eas eee nee) Seer etc) Remora nr Petemnceesn ees eet ety way high! f you're not pumping your er ate eeeere aS ere ea ae ere Cee Ova ecnn tear Roe eae tart ey pe as Pen oan eer ae See os eed aon eon Lorn A eat Srey ered ae) ers Is there a lucky guy now who gots ‘*@.enjoy your great company? Prono ceiers ancy CL cee re Seo ieee Saeetry Soe oe eer Pe eee reed Cad choo ec oes Cree see ony Ricker atcenn tae aun tirness es etc Peters Ce oer rune ner Cy cee pen Cee ees gw Prenat acee) eres er cna Pen So ea creer n ey eo rieneeretaers Sora rer paren eee Peo eee emtere Ce es peer re san for application purposes? ieee cere Coens Ps rs Peewee re rag Poresfaiwanese actress Megan Lai is the babe to watch ee YEO SUANUTT_oTOGARn CHRISTIAN HAMBENOIT Special thanks to FHM Tal -~ * y sni ith the TV and movie projects actors th ys have jets become a Megan L just le from China to Singapore in time for this shoot The talented actress was nly nominated as Best New erat the Golden Horse Awards for the short Bil fow’s Life. Wee expecially elated to feature this beauty because she's such a good sport. Every time we feature a girl, is our practice to ask two questions: the reason for consenting to the photoshoot, and how far she intends to go. Megan just looked at us and said: “I want to do the photo shoot so that when Tam older, Tan look ba was younger These pictures will form part 0 those good memories, 20 T'm going all out, Tm leaving everything te you quys!” She was filed with expectation saying thiste us, and s0-were we, of course. ‘A the photoshoot seg discovered different Mega fom. ‘nat we expect « profesional, anda hard worke attontion, was stl able tell jokes to lighton everyone's mood. Been the makeup atists mere smitten, ‘You started out as « meal yarn ecall a i, pera age yee Paes Aaron betaoe they can sy so “tmuuch—that something legs can’t do. Yar meee nem ‘44 inches (112 cm.) BR rte te aronngnn aaa who under all that Tre gihsof ‘0 having long legs lke ‘You draw 3 [ot of aati, hae ite treet” ‘Jeans, Buying Jeans slike a hobby. No, mate like an addiction. When seearice pair, I cant help but touch it and then finally, Pbuy i. {never try elothes before bu¥ing ‘them but I doit for jeans bee shape and fit are ery important How about shorts and mintKind of gil. Tm Brfull-lenath skits, £80 short, a Tin photo shoots, thats be okay. But for going out, Emiaht as wel be naked! Tm consetyative, actully ‘You nevor worn one on = date? Ti very traditional an conservative ‘when it comes toflatonships. You an tel fiom my pictures? How would you draw attontion of ‘Someone you tke? Actually, the more ike the guy. the less do anything [prefer the uy to make the Gt move And what ithe doesn't? Then forget it, Flust consider nyself unlucky. You once mado ap album titled Love. Are you an expert? Actually, Ym prety experienced at aivingrelationsip counseling. ‘Which is more afcut, loving ‘someone of breaking up? Loving someone ighard. It's very hard to gauge yous own feelings sometimes, whet it Uke friendship, a goodgeeling, or lve. Sometimes, you dant even realize you're in loves thee are other simee when you think yl love him, but really, you dont What's most intolerable in 0 felationship? Dishonesty. Do you think fovelstories in soap ‘dramas are believable? 1 don't think so, iE Tin willing to walt. Asan actresan advantage is ‘every movie or dra seria is like going through a ngy lationship What are your views on lingerie? ‘Arwoman must have some! Its rot fo mach to wear fag men to see. but to look nice fofourseves, to c1good about ousseves pit, so Tl eat less, but take more meals. And [stay active with exercise. Twatch ‘what Feat, though, and supplement with herbs and traditional tonics, ‘Those are good enough for me sth +0 many young and beautitul BBetrésses ontering the scene al Ib do you think ean you fou Bete! icterent. think wrt Si Fome work. I shouldbe able Fe nlche for myself, 30 no FAeh em WUC Mme ee en ete See ioe gesomes e SEN eee PC rerreeis negeepeotrd een nar Sean nna Beirne eh eee fpacreep ye yer pe pene ee ees _ ¥_*This, of course, is just an Fintan femathng at Ren rather Crete ety Eeeeenennetis ue eras od Perret Coerercee tog Cec what we just said, how can you look eects eet Senior rand Raa od Perr ran errr ae a en ee its artists like Mocha—and the ey eae een eerie rita or two alongside the new Strokes Pe cea Perec cy Boerne peered Pere ee ‘strong argument against it to win ore een Pe ay Seer CMR ROEM mrtg Sey Peete tec ey screen name, My mom gaye me that mame because maputi ang rom ko Po our) Peretti Perea ere as See eet were all favored mocha—cakes, ee ees ed Peres re ret eer os ore re pect orn! Ue ema Penance! this isthe sexiest. I've never gone Penner ts eer Cre parr) Reeprenoncrurg but Ljust try tobe comfortable. A ere Ty Dreams enactsCO no es ead Rioeeio ra Para Pea eR mee have to be yourself with all your flaws and all your imperfections. Enea a ee sed Peer cee ree Pore es orn crete terns Poa ee ts Pen enry ts Cel Te takes hard work. I work out twice week, and f always bring my Cece Pert eres eet st still eat 1F1 want to eat, TU eat. those abs are always exposed in ett) aren ena Persist tay Sas Cees eer Well, what would make you share Perera Pereieemen orton errr ern eee pod Pie ee ets ete ince a errs recy Peroni Price eet ces like simple, funny men, Cee makes you choose it over dating reir’ Levee eer rere eee ener school! But when I reached second Perens ern ee ea ed"S scary. But I trust you guys’ pores Pe an es rote! with the others? St Peon Poe re ny ra ree ey peters en eee had an audition and then, there Poor ue ied ees Pree ee Senta eno Poco ene oer Cnet and having fun, We complement Pace ees Mocha featuring Bambie and mere ese] re oe etd Cee) ering eae eee Pana roee oar ren eee eta Peete ean Per eae ay rene eres core errors eee reg eee ace Re Prere ecereninsores rn es eee Peer are ec eer ane Foret wears Patera Tete ene) you ean't marry a person you dont a Se oad ee eG Perreta ‘ ‘ e 3g ‘Tl only a fall “4 ae = pee ee ea SG <0 erson e > Ny 5 eh ape ©. Vest aa -™~CO EHA Baywalk Yes, ve been with the group for senior we twoyears- Ii one ofthe orginal hearyouare... me Yes, and when | came back, my. Weappeared shanti sab nposne anaes singe al | forawhile? groupdaw, butIdhavetochange ‘myname. | agreed. | | Sayama stows, | Of course pag nasa ibang bansa Arete shows have to speak in Engl sh, Sa, ifferent—_Piipinas naman madi lang, eh, ? _kasiFilipino yung salita, ha hal No. Pakipot ako. Ayokong magpahalata na gusto ko Noetetist Sata cial Rings o ) move? perohind' sia move, dedma na lang ako. Sohowdoes _ Being straight, | feel horny. And that makeyou when I'm hoy. secret na lang feel? yun, haha! acePHOEMELA BARANDA We don’t know which juicy bit to reveal first: That Phoemela Baranda is going global, that she’s a hot news anchor, or she’s wearing delicious undies! INTERVIEW: ALEX. PAITA_PyoTOGRADHY: PAOLO PINEDAhough often they lead to catfights or brawls, we all have 9 agree: Rumors put fhe "ein "thei" dust ak the fle vwho popalate the leaban—they enjoy itso much that ne one gets exempted. from being the subject of nasty news. (ne popular social experiment hada small but barbed title tattle pasted from one ea to another and so forth. Inthe end then way out of context So, why don't we take gosip ‘management lessons from Phoemela Baranda, then? See, aot only ie she the modeling world’s original "it" git turned showbiz TV host and two-time FEM cover glel—she's been fodder for a numberof shoviz simi, And the best ‘thing is that she's found away to (get back at all those who troubled her as anchorwoman for TV Fatrel Wor entertainment segment and co-host for chismis show The Buze Since our phato shoot in 2004 lot has happened to her. Here, Poem. allows us to cate up hats how nasty ‘You seem so happy! Have we got anything to do with this? Yes, bocause Ijust heard that my ‘Flitshoot has been included the Uk editions The Gre of asia ‘book. You know shat 1 sam a going to grab a copy. Tmade it to UK! 0 di bat Ha ha ha! ‘Now that alls fora celebration! Papainom ka ba? Ha ha ha! Okay TU treat you guys fora dunk, But Fl have wine lang Wine? Yes, Ever since noman 1 only drink wine. Ido drink beer sometimes, bout it depends on the par ‘now Teontaalysef. I'm part of the nem and pabte affairs teem, What else has happened to you since out last shoot? Alot of things. Lean say Tm more Tatute now. Two years ago Twas just modeling and was a part of ‘Esdra Ghallenge. But now I've moved ‘on to doing news and public affairs. do the entertainment newe, And ‘now I really treasure every shoot Thad when fwas still modeling. 1 still do photo sheots, though But It’s really strange, you look ‘much younger than betore. ‘Thank you! And thanks to Dr. Vicky Belo for my youthful beauty, Tvelearned so many things. ‘When I transfered to showbiz really never thought that the—" PHOEMELA BARANDA environment would be different. knew I really had to take care of my reputation—and with that comes my health and demeano: went through a stage when Ive been into so many intriga. T've learned that reputation se everything. So, now, 'm rally taking eare of my image. Don't you find it very ironic that you're now the one news-reading, rumors about other celebrities? Yur nge eh. Siure God gave me a chance to ee the bet ofboth world, We belive t's easier to absorb the news when i's delivered by a ‘beautiful lady. Do you? Yes, talagang ganun, eb Visually you have to look pleasant. When 1 ‘watch Karen Davila fr instance, 1 ‘see how pleasant she looks tothe viewers, a majority of which are sen. So you have to catch their attention Set with your looks, “And of course, kasama ran yung proper delivery of the news. ‘50 do you get more male fans stalking you now? No, I dort notice anything weird going on now. Siguo what 1 can say is that wien I go out now more ‘people recognize my face and know my name, as compared to before ‘when Twas in modeling and just doing TV guestings. Plus, wider talaga yung market ng TV Patrol World. That also goes for The Buzz ‘Any other projects? Aside from my TV guestings [just finished doing my fret full-length movie. Its a Phil Canadian produced horror film that showcases Philippine folklore, and they're going to show it in Canada, atthe Toronto Film Fest. star ‘with three Phil-Canadians Now we're talking to a certified International star, having gra FHIM UK and the Toronte Flim Fost. know! Tim so lucky that all my ‘work is being shown abroad. But of course, want to be successful Fre. im very arateful that they've given mea chance naman to go {nternational. Maybe t's time for people to see my talent as a host and as an actress. Oi ba! a ha! Everything! fm very prod to be 4 Filipino. I believe in our talent. ‘Physically, we look exotic enough ‘to compete with international artists and models ALI can say is recognize your roots and give ‘thanks to people you've worked—— PP siorvELA ARANDA | aL vith. Ive experienced it~ tried Irorking abroad and Talways fi ayself coming back. Is stil better to work hee 1s time to turn the tables on you. How's the love life? Ieeokay. im very much happy ‘Should that be sad nows for other Oh! Ofcourse not, why should it 1use you're not single and able. Tjust sid Tn very much happy. nagogalt ang manager ko, Ha haha! How do you fee! shooting beside Blanca King? 'm very thankful, And besides jenagex pa naman ako, eh! Ha hai Ti glad were doing this for Bench. Ilove their stulf— clothes Does gi-talk between you and her border on the sony? 4y! Ofcourse not! We dont talk ‘about that, Weve conservative only talk about gi stuff—tanning oil tanning lation, We don talk about sensitive ngs. Haha hal (Can you help us with our tte proposal to all news and current affairs departments? News, anchors in bikinis? Sure! I ealy ove Srogilll on Wild On 2” That want to have 2 shall so nice, But (i aaa Cone n the oh nc stance ot ‘ho IBARAMBA IH F's 200 Ex1cST WOMEN 1 THE WoRLO 2006. PHOEHELA sAranOA TO 2929 oR VistT WHW.FHH.C0¥.Hello, ] Set|the mood! ) Be gentle bonis long Pectatte tat ey lene foreplay Za ea PERIOD ) eeeOS ean LS Gealrerasgare 77) ieee eet! Renter Gaieitt aris pewter) Primal’ instincts/go with)Premiere LEG = Te Po We aie these days.Ss fe = =) 3 a = 4\W/ ALEX C, PATA 9: PAOLO PINEDA, It’s not like we tried to hide Rica Peralejo away from you since her FHM debut five years ago. Truth is, she just took off and lived and learned...The yirts of Pep Yen Maeve — {FHM ‘> a Peralejo, the Tand Tots isn didnt you notice?” was how we putt for this lady coming-of-age photo shoot in FM’ Issue 14, That May 2001—five years ago or, by ‘ont junkfood tally, roughly 3,821 cheeseburger meals consumed fe were completely unaware that we were making history ‘then—putting the fest-eve former teenyoopper on the caver and getting her to wear wadding lots fr the fist tie on pint And back then detractors weule have predicted that in a span of five years Rica would be an ‘overweight mother running after her kids, her dusty bikini and Lingerie sets all gone to garage sales. Very wall, et us begin by Gleating our thtbats 35 we happily report fo you that they're wrons. How do you feel being on the ‘cover with Camille? Tim very relaxed, happy, an comfortable because Im working with somebody Treally love. This Little girl is my baby ai. Ever since bato pa yan, baby Ko na yan. How about you, how do you find your homecoming shoot? Tike 1 ust got back from the States the other day, wala pa akong masyadang tog, medyo magulo yung body clock ko, bt Tm tally pBy about this shoot because have nice makeup, tapos ang ngtundies ke. Ato naman basta sabihin mongamagandlerak ‘marinvala oko, eh. ch ba! Kit agssinungaling ke, marinivala oko It's beon a while. Can you give us updates? Te changed a lot. think last year was a whole new experience applying what I've learned. There have been major changes pagpasok nung 25th birthday Ko.ar Bs 73 UNS It) ford eer Panny pore ey earns Papert ete reg emer errors ores Prec) precast Perens) Pees ety eS e Peery oars Cees aon Ty Pee omcranniy ce as eae ec) ua Pere eet tearing cs a ee Soo er er ee Ls nd Ciara Prt att eer ate from the same planet we wouldnt oes Coes con roy Pore errs coe eerste) eer cet Ss So aside from personal eee as co Send have three shows. ee Sar ennLGA eee et CO enn aren Series of shows from US. I did shows Sean eaes aoe Pecunia Pee et eer mer ay eee eens ees eee ees eee percent ery Parent) ete ene CTY prea ce rend ees ee er oat rane ce CE res So could it be the result of your eee ent os Tove to laugh. They say ran Pee ray aan cent ori enemies Ronse ec) etree er rete er Poser ee Se oon a coat et caters renee Poerer etry omer a renee Creo orien ee eee or ene eee eerste) Coeeeeeee arnt it's work, I tend tobe very comic aera cent So eens een ere eeray ene td ere Ch ers ‘You said a while ago that you dowt eri ry answer anything we ask you? Pate ren cen eet for empress) Pere Mme es een set) peer) Penge shocked to know tha Cremer tt eer realy sexy stft, endorse Bench Peraeee te a ee ts Pesan inane 3 ca) a) meee try coe are irr) Puna ney cheek. But when you kiss me on the a ere neato) Pra ben ready to commit I guess we have to ee ety Poe caas eed ree Peer ae ery Preemie incense rr eee etre eit) erry Serie it) Pan ey oor eer ea Cer Ly aid ee ee) Peer nr CaN e sae ceriTie iets of el can ask my ex. Just Kidding! Ttend todo alot of things na parang hind ko naman tlaga ginagaws for my past boyfriends. My form of ove is through service. tm ‘very malambing, Gusto ke masaya paratiyung partner ko. But fm ‘ery faithful, When Tay youse my boyfriend, youte the one and only ‘And how iong before the “ruty” part happens? Taguess it always depends ku nasaang stage kang lite also the other person. I's not just ‘one-way thing. Maybe it’ really corny, but Tlike todo without sex. believe sex complicates things. I'm more ofa hug person lambing person. Pavera na larg Sigur kung 10 years na kayo! Ha ha! But [Ehink in the first few sears there's alot to discover bout each other Bist How's your attempt so far? Very good! Ident have problems with that naman, eh, When it comes to that fim very confident that I can Ait. Baka mas challenging po ku sina kong Twant to ‘every sinle person out ‘Are you single now? Yeah, Tm single! Do your suitors have to be screened by your mom? asap, but i very importa for me how he teats my morn Important yung fry ko kes yun ‘ang pinakosmportanteng raga #0 buhay ko. And if you cant accep yy iy frends and give importance and Y respect to thee people love, theres y no way were going to work oxt. FM. coe) aes@ ASIA'S SEX fe RLESSONS Sd Congratulations, graduates! And welcome to Asia’s School of Fine Bedroom Arts! Ss: mee month, Temember my Colloge freshman yer, we had Seniors orienting us where the brary canteen, and other buildings were. nonth os of ew ‘ooks ae going tobe opened forthe fist time, And thie month a le new beed of 18-year-old men wll open Fi fr the very fist time without having to hide it fhom thei parents, At ast! The fread these younostee Ihave been ating fon Surprise, surpase—t have been waiting fr you, too! 1 probably had @ ton of emails that came ftom ‘gins asking ie to teach tham how to make love or ‘even “do-viginize” them. My dilemma was whether to answer them of not because ‘of my moral (believe itor not) nature. foe these new bred ‘of hom dogs should have ther fit orientation on the (on morals standards not ine) “proper type of sex education." And then I realized: Iti inevitable fo them to tern to me and all can dois what Ido best Give you Sex education in the Dropet and yet fun way of Fememberng it youte a vtgin and you believe one should wait to get maried before having Sex, well good for you and ood luck Fleas stop reading and turn the page CoohU ’ Ces are the bi mai Oi pester cull me Peet os 1) Cs a ie es i you're a virgin and youte almost tempted to ‘ic that thing in an apple ple just to fd out how feos, wel, my fiend, here's any advice to you before you indulge you need to know that sex is not just “ex en yo perform th at you shoul stity your wile being, particularly in the following aspects: 1 The feting is lose to masturbation but hot quite, It's something you need to practice in order tomaster and make sure you last for more than tno 2 When you do forthe fist time, make sure its with someone you lve, if not someone you like or have chemistry with. I hate it ‘when guys hie a prostitute to pop ther cheries, Is not much fun and its never 2 00d story that way, plus it's not Like youre going to last. 1ts like paying a ticket toa movie and seeing only the beginning part. 3 They teach tex education fora teazon and yes, you can achieve diferent Kind of orgasm when you stick a finger ur ass, Apat from i, you need to be ‘knowledgeable on the different pats ofthe reproductive organs. Study he pussy and look fr the clit beaise this wl be your es rend Flan how you want your cherry tobe popped. Ifyou awe a gitthiend, yout find {his contingency easier, Ask a friend f she wants to make out or een let other irs know you're a virgin Sometimes gil Uke to be Before you jump int make sue youve prac sing every part of your body. Imagine what yout do shuring the actual lovemaking. Le don, visualize, and enccute the moves youl be ing. Also, play with your au Saul} ies tongue—twist it stretch reli, Pay with your Binge, gently, an pall a good wank. 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We've competing for the Wes Hip-Hop Championship this nein Ls Angeles. ee training real hard because we placed sixth Tas year ot of 26 counties. This eat we want to make it all the ‘yay to number ore. Any othor projects? ‘Aside from my commitments 3¢ «a Fieeiyie cheer squad member, ‘ve at All Stars also have a {alent development workshop for kids to help them find out what thei goals are and thelr dreams in ite How do you plan on putting ‘the Philippines on the map? ight now it jut hadeore trainin, like everyday That's on top of side projets and other work,True Stories wz: ‘Tm an overseas worker in Dubai As you may kno, Dubai is one of te shopping neceas ofthe wold, and 1 guess they've become pretty {ophsteated about ths, (One tne, I bought a new pair of pants in one of the alls there, I wore it to rrr the next ay, off the ‘ound myself back at the small with my offcemates. ‘At the grocery section, 1 started abit of a commation because thei ant-shoitng alarm kept beeping every tine T passed through i. Ltoke out the keys in ry pocket, til ent off 1 took ot my wallet, stl the damn alarm kept beeping, People were starting toeye me suspiciously and T was turing red in ‘embarrassment. 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Tes come along way fe before when dancers weren't treated ike artists, but jst 2s backup. But companies Uke Lave Up! now see the value of talents Like myself because they realize that dancing takes a at of hard work Do you get paid alt shaking your booty? Tes lot better now, Im not saying ifthe best pay. Tous its not relly about the money We see haw people are starting to appreciate t and we've happy about that How do you think Pinoys can ‘beat the western posse in bip-hop? We Fipinos have so much ultare, have so mach 10 for, Competing in other and aigue we ac. HF you check out Freestyle tall identi. What about musle? Do you tse something prerecorded ar do you make your own? We have our own producer whi rates mixes for i, There are tines when he uses something pla Dut adds his own boats. But if tea dient that says we need dancer song, we adapt toi During your frst shoot you hhad a boyriond, are you stil sooing the same lucky bastard? Yeah, but me broke up tat ea. 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