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didn't mindlosingas long asthe brewkeptpouring!
rampage"is
how Chicoscit
screamerMiqgYChavez
descdbeshis band's
music,As far aswe
know theie is only
onesongof that
rifl.;nd iha drnrn
res!onsiblefor it was
Bread.'?ubrey" and
the rest of their sappy,
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birth of a niLLionor so
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Baquisal. 'Ang Paty Boy Boozekept on pouring a hot officemateto
your nuts with pdmal Miggysqueaked. "I don't
angerin their music. ddnk beerbeforea gig, ngr-&lipinaslOnecase for our secondchallenge. sniff both qroupsto
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aLsoknow of another that. A iuinedChicosci Theguy,reedthin and waried. "Nangangati like chicothe fastest.
thing responsiblefor gigwasimminent. all, had usfooted.We kasi dkowhen I drink Theywon again.
accidentaLchildren: Tfa fi,<r.h:llanna beganto wonderwhere too muchbeer."We Guesshavrnga huge
beer.By logical wasto find out whothe he luts all that boozein beganhavingdoubtsbut stomachcapacityfor
association,we decided fastestboozeswiqqer his hame. admiedtleir rcsolveto boozedoesmakea
a beer-ddnkingnatch was.Thebands bet ,4lll Loses
this rcund. finishthe secondround. differcnce:CIA
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yourself."TheSergeant wheresheproceeded
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in his seriousmanner, times.Afterwards,
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NO TO WAR! You?" "Nesative, ma'am Finally,the young pantingfor breath,she senther husbandto a shefoundhim applying
A soldiercameat a Just serious by nature." lady said,"You know leanedagainsthis bare therapistwho wound
fork jn the roadand Theyounglady looked I hopeyou don't take chestand said,"Wow up treatinq him with technique:"She'snot
at his awards and this the wrong way, but you suredidn't forget self-hypnosis.And, to my wife... She'snot
sawa nun standlng.
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my wife...She's
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Thismonth'stopic:jealousy
counselor!
ealousyhasbeena
perennialtopic of
attention for scientists,
artists,and theologians.It
usualLyrcfersto the thoughts,
feelings,andbehavrorthat
occu when a Pe6on considers
a vaLuedrelation-shipis being
endangeredby a competltor.
It is about fear-fear of
change,feaj of abandonment,
fear of the urkrown.
Where lrom?
Wemay have acquiredthis
ftom our past girlfriends/
bo!ftends who have qiven us
potentiatty huting feeiings.
ThisincLudes cheatingon
you, your significant other
fliting btuntly in .foontof
you, etc. I think this has
happened to us at leastonce
andI hopeyou Learned your
Lessons well.
I woutdalsolike to add
that insecuritiesmolded
witlin the family, or impartial
Ueatmentto Lessfavored
chiLdren,wi[ givekids a
notion of their seLfworth.
Sopleasemomsanddads,
don't openly"declale"youl
fuvoritessinceit will do more
haImthan good.
Younight be thinking
you are not one of these
peopte,but think again-
verbalabuseis alsoa cause.
With that, I would like to say
that majodty of us are the
jealoustlTe !
I think it is normat to
bejealous.There'sa cute
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type of jeatousywhereyou
get a little bit inseone
wheneveryour girl mentions
Brad Pitt's namewith a
rollercoaster-like moanand a
screamat the end.Another
ftealfhytype of jealousy
wouldbe you voicingout
your uneasiness because
your girlfiiendis goingout
with all her guy ftiends. a
But the bad caseof jealousi
is obsessive jealousy,the
type that breedsaggression,
violence,and questioninqher
loyaLtyeverynow and then.
Whena relationshipgetsto
this LeveL it's better off to
calLit quits.
Fun lactual experiment
Stuihesgatherthat romantic
jealousyis empLoyed
"strategically"by thosernost
vulnerableto infidelity,
compounds insideYou,for rules; that way you kno\ t partnercan't resolvejealousy
namely those oI relatively
issuesthat arenot addressed what to do and what not to on youl own, get some
Lowmatevalue.If you
becometoo jealous,tiis immediatelydo not go away. do. Therulesshouldalways outsidehelp, seekcounseLng
onLymeansyou knowyour Relayingyour feelings to be fotowedby boti parties. or somethinq.If wotsecomes
the personyou arewith can If your partneris the to worstyou know there's
partneris probablyout of
your league.Its alsosaid work out soLutions. It goes onewhot jealous,you need aLwaysa way out right?
without sayingthat tact is to reassue het Try to calm Alwaysbe protectedl
that "naturalselectionmay
havedesigned romantic essentraL, mostespeciaLly her dor4mand tell her to set
jealousyto be contingent relaying your l'linerability. her mind at rest by stating Emailme
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onthemandthemcheatingonyou!
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anothergirl. Will you be
showeringhim with slaF on
the face?
faithfut.
GAIL|Ior me,it's useless
stay in a reLationshi!and
to
RHIA:No. 0bservethernfirst hopefor things to get better.
then confrontmy boyfriend YouwouLdend u! getting
alterwardswhenwe'reaLone disappointed and mad at
together. yourseLf for stickingaround.
GAIL:I wouldimmediately RACHEL: Yup,but it depends
dumphim dght in front of on the man I am fightinq for.
the giiLand telLhim that Martyroko eh.
he'snot qoodenoughfor me. CARLA:No,there'sa g0o/o
I wouldatsothank the girl chancethat helL do it again.
beforeI Leave. oSHIE:If 1tovehim yesbut
RACH!L:nl just comeup if not it just meansit's not
and introducemyseLfin a destinedto be.
Everbeencheatedon? The
CARLA:I'tl sayhi, ftom there gory detailsplease...
RIIIA: Yup.I confrontedhim
oSHI!I I want him to notice and gavehim his freedom.
me but definiteLvI wouLdnot GAIL:Proudto sayneverl
makea scene, Just a pieceof advice,always
Yourman cheatson you, followyour instincts.
is forgivenessa possibility RACHEL: Yes.I simpLy
here? forgavehim but I would
RHIA:Not anymore.There's neverfoiget the incident.
no reasonfighting for a rnan CARLA:Unproven,stilLgave
who doesn'tknow how to him a chance..,Lateron we
treat girls right and who brokeup.
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a twotimer alwaysa cheat'
sayinEl?
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theret a lot of temptations
around,if he couldn'tresist
the first how canhe resist
the next one?
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guy.
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0SHIE:Not necessadty, both
paitiesarevulnerabl€to
temptatron,
Say a switch happens,and
you get to be on yourman's
shoesfor a day.Would
cheatingbe part of your
agenda?
RHIA: If there'sa reasonfor
me to cheat,maybe.But if
there'snone,I won't.
GAIL:Let'sjust wait and see
what wouldhappenwhen
that day comesl
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feeLs it stinks.Besides
won't hut him in any
way.
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n0 reason
t0 cneat
especially
if you Love
s0me0ne.
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I won't-I
believein
karma,
with the
relationship.
Wouldyou be
around?
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(
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is tun... But I'd rather manwho's sportinga ring?
calLit off first so that my RHIA:De!endson the
conscience is clean,then I situation.If he'sjust stuck
couldreallyhavefun] and pLansto get out of it, I
RACIIIL:No.Whensomeone might giveit a thought but
comesinto my life I make if he'sa happiLymaniedman
surethat it Lastsevenif the thats a no-no,
relationshipis boring. GAIL:No wayl Marriedmen
CARLA:one shouldn't... just causeheartaches. They
evenif youle boredto the usuaLLy breaktheir promises
bones,thereshouLdbe no "in andwe ladiesend up with
betweens," our heafs broken,
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cat remember? Guess thatt howthe quy handLes the
my answer. relationshipand it also
who is morelikelyto cheat dependson the situation.
- the hubbyor you? CARLA:Nopebecause it's
RHIA: My boyfriend.
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guy of course... mn h,nF RpciiFc if rfF
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but twice definitety my ex- aLready hasa kid I don't
bo!'fiiend. want to be an instant mom!
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oSHIX:No comment. can makeyoutum to the
Youencountera hot guy unfaithfulend?
and he asksfor a one-night RHIA: If he doesn'tgiveme
stand.would you a€lreeto the satisfactionan!'noreand
playa little hooky? if he'snot makinqme feeL
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relationships. GAIL:WhenPrinceWillian
GAIL:It's a no no. asKsme outl
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my partnerto do suchan act me a hundredtimes.
elther. CARLA:If I had the body of
CARLA:I wouldprefei dating JessicaAlbamaybeI couLd
him insteadof qoinqafter play aroundwith men.
his body. oSHIE:I'd rathertell
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sinceI sawthis cooking
showthat recommended this
lecipefor problemslike mine.
I addedstrawberries and
champagne to set the mood
and I madesurethat I tucked
my kid to bedbeforemy
husbandarived. After dinner
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around.I suggested that
we qo to our roomm case
our daughterwakesup. He
carriedme uP the staircase
and into the roomandthrew
me to the bed. Hebeggedfor
a strip danceand I agreed.I
wasso excitedthat I forgot
the doorwasopen.In came
my daughterl4rith steepy
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wasstunnedand wasn'table
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we werehavrngour colLege
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night in oneroomlt'1ththe
boys.It wassuppbsed to
bridgegapsand it wasaLso
a goodwayto savemoney
for the organization.My ex,
by the way, was one of the
officers of the activity. When
peopleweredecidingwhere
to sleephe just puiledme
into one of the beds.Nobody
seemedto noticeso I agreed.
Wewaited until everyone
wasasleep,then we stated
kissing.Slowtyhe undid my
bra strapandwent downon
me (underthe blankets,of
course).I bit the end of the
piLlo$'to prevent myself from
makinga sound.I wasso vret
and he fett it so we did it
gentLyin a spoonposition.
when he wasaboutto come
a felloworgmateshouted,
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THEDAUTN
Thelegendary ng Dofi,andbecoming
rockbandonsanitarynapktns,Tulod actors
acclaimed
concemed,I don't think therewas
The band's 20 years old. Are you with the culture and findinq its soundslike now then they should
surcrisedyou lasted this long? significant placein society. Thenit's tisten to it. Ifs alsoa niceprecedent an effot to make an impact. We
JB Leonor:No,we werenot really okay being called an "institutlon." for the neratalbum,pdrdngtesting. didn't approachit asus changing
ErpELu'19 dr!yLn!'9, I(dri somepeoplewhenthey say We'refeelingeachother out and the whole film industry Wejust
Jett Panga Wewereliving on a institution, it's pegqedassomething, maganda. thought that it wasnice to be part
day-to-daybasis,especia\ when then for the next 50 yearsit stays as Jett: (laughs)That'show we've of somethingdifferent. lt wasus
we werejust starting. xverYching such.Woldnqgrowth,there'snothing lasted.we feel eachother out. Ha hal making out little contribution to
lYasunsue. Xveryyear that went dynamicaboutit. But if it's about fulad ng Datl, lhe di$ital film about Mike'svision.
by I remenberJB sayirg,"0kay, change,sunaval, and thriving in the your band,won the 20OGBest Full- Jett It's about life. Ifs a
we'regoodfor anotheryear." industry that we've chosen,then ifs length leature in the Cinemanila microcosmof solts.lts not all
Hewasalwayssayingthat, so it okayto be calledan institution. Festival,How close were you to aboutthe musicbec*rsethe music
becamethe mentaUtyfor the band. Do newbies hassle you often for thumbing down the proiect? is a treat. I guessthey alsosaw
JB: But the mostchattenging time advice? Jettr Coltecilvelythere wasdoubt. themselves in the movie.Ifs about
waswhenTeddy(Diaz,TheDam's Jeth Wenever give unsolicited advice, WeatLhad different levels of faith family, love and rediscovering
originaLguitarist)died,kala only when we'reasked.ThenbasicaLly and doubtin it. Whenwe werefirst yourself,very universaL themes.
naminv,r'ala na talaga. we give them a pictwe of what we've askedto do it, we wereLike"Yeah, And it's a very different medium
In those 20 years,what do you beenthmugh,howwe'dcopedand whatever,swe!" But at the backof din kosi I mean,a concet can do
',4n0 wonders,but throughthis film,
think has changed in you guys? managedwith the times. trari ifs our rnindswe alwaysthought,
JBr Hairstylel Ha ha hal Body hard to give a singular advice to an kayang mangydydri? Ano koYang we wereableto touchpeople.It
weight also. individual in a band. Case-tocase kdlalabdsdn?" But it wasgoodto pretty muchsealedthe 20 years.
Francis Reyes:I don't really know, basisdin kari. It shouLd be a collective have a wdter and diJectorwho's a JB! Yungendingdin kasing movie
I still feel the same.I meanI've effot. You'vegot four to five guysin fan, someonewho, in a way, reaLly suggests nd ifs time to moveon.
alwayshad the attitude na-I got a group,soifs rea\ up to themhow wantedto be a part oI TheDawn. How do you deal with sexually
this from JB actuaLly- "growth to handlethemselves. JB: l"likeSandejas really did an aggressive tans?
should end only when you die." Youi recently released awesome diectodal job. Hewasvery Buddy: GentLy!Ha hal
0n a personalLevelyou haveto commemorativealbum showcases opento suggestions ftom everyone Jett Let'sjust say that we know
keepevolving,not necessatily new takes on old classics. Was and he actually askedour opinion on how to thank them.
changingbut ratherseeinqthings this an effort to keep up with the a lot of things. JB: Webare them up then tie
in a different perspective,always times? How elated are you about the thernup. Ha ha!
having an open mind whether it's ErancigrI think a largepart of it overwhelmingpositivevibes that Francis:Someone oncepushedme
goodor bad,kasiyou canlearn is because thereweresongsnc we have accompaniedthe film's into a roomandthen lockedit. It
from everythingndmantaldgd. recordeddudng a certainpedodna success? wasa gi':l.,pero nakakatakotdin,
How has your music changed we were not reaLlyhappy with the Franci!: thatt rea[y overwhelming. kasishewaslookingstnight into
over the years? results.It wasmoreof a technical It was a fun expedencemaking my eyes.And then I heardthem
Jet* It's funny when peoplesay issuein the senseno we knewthat the movieto beginwith and once sayil.g, "Si KiLo?Nasaansi Kiko?"
that the band'smusichaschanged. we canrecordthe songbetter, we'd finished it, we felt we'd done I answered, "I'm here!I'm hetel"
Fromthe very start, The Dawnhas makinqit soundbetter.Theband's somethinggood.But the peoplet Jettr It wasmoreUkean o4asmic,
aLwaysbeenabout change. fote kari is playing tive and a large reactronwasrcally amazing.Weknew "I'm here,but I'm almostthere."
Francis!Although"changeis part of our frustration is that our that we cameout with something Haha!
BreakingUsApart"! Ha ha! recordstend not to capturethat Live goodas a team.Weneverreally Otherthan underweaiwhat
The Dawn was a primetime aspect.AtthoughI haveto admit, expectedpeopleto Loveit. Wedidn't has b€en thrown at you while
playerin the 1990s iock scene. ifs kind of scarytdsi whenpeopte get into it thinking tlat we're going performing?
How do you comparc the hearthe rc-workings,evenif we feel to havea parallelcareetin acting. Francis:Somebody oncethrew an
band explosionthen to what's unusedsanitarynapkin.Buh nd

happeningnow?
Jettr YouknowIte beenasked
that questrona Lot of times
but it is only now that I have a
ctearpictureof what'sqoingon.
Thebandsceneneverdred,it's
aLways beenthere,it's just that
the industry now is more open to
bands.I'm notjust refering to
the musicindustry. but even in
advertisinqand othercorporate
structures,bandsarejust more
acceptednowin business.
Are you comfortablewith being
called an institution?
Buddy Zabala:As long asthe
institution keepsgrowing,
keepsdevelopinq, aian moyun.
Changinq with the times,growing If theyle cuious abouthow the band Francis!As far asthe bandis
QiHowhasyourmusic
changedov-erthe years?
z,rFromthe verystart,The
Dawnhasalwaysbeen
aboutchange
nd the snaredrum didn't soundthat
good15yea$ ago...
Jett: ...somepeoplemay havebeen
attachedto that.
Erancis:But hopefullytheYtl
undetstandwhat we'retryinq to do.
lts Likewhen someoneapproaches
us to do a vldeofor a sonq,we lilrc
the ideabecauseifs thereto help
the song.
Any lifechanging message Youwish
to convey through lulad ng Dat?
Interview8y B.A.Eorteo
langunused.Ha hal
Ever tried to make love to The
Dawn's catalog of hits?
Francis:Nol Ha hal
Buddy: okayyun ah. "Youknow
that basssoto?Thafsme playing,
baby."Ha ha!
JeLt "Ayan pdbilb na yon nang
pabilis."
So anothdr 20 years coming uP
flom you, guYs?
JB: That dependson us really.But
personaLl& my outLookon that is
I want musicto be a part of my
Life-and my musicis this band.
Youtake away The Dawn, wala na
Idhatyun.

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 bigla-biglako na lang nasasabi
nanghindi ko alam.Basta-basto
lang lumalabosyung hulasa bibig
na
ko.Peromost of theseso-caLled
predictions wereneant to bejokes
taiaga.Like the one aboutthe 100
Sexiestresult. I wasreatlyjoking
last year when I said I'd be this
yea* sexiestPinay sd poll ninyo.
But it happened,right? What,s
^
$ creepy is, when we saw you
last, you said your next cover
S^
i: appearancewouldbe in October.
; l. Pro-nise,hindi /<otin tolaqaalam
! { why I said that. Wewerejust
ff $- joking aroundwhen I blurted that
t 3 out. I didn't evenknow what your
5- plans \irere.So ndqulafdkowherr
j E you calledana toid rnena I'tl be
I E oneof your octobercovergirls.
Ea Care to predict your ranking in
-; next year's1OOSexiestpoll.
=E Secretl
pE You cried in s'F res when FHM
:; readersdeclared you the nation's
!: sexiest in 2006. We hate to see
i I you cry, but that Tv moment was
: g priceless.
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Alam mo namangiyakin ako,di ba?
I cried becauseI was ovetwhelrned
by all the bLessings that were
comingmy way. Umiyakaka kasi
Jino ,d nomdnako compatedto
other establishedstars,di ba?
Perc narita pa rin oko. Thar.kf];I
siyemprcako sapagtitiwalasa
dkrn ng GMA.They'vebeengiving
me nothing but greatrolesright
noyr.Hindi nila akopinapdbayaan.
SoDrdng thankful din aka sa FHMna
*a talagasa mgaunangnaniwala
sa akin. Umiyakako kasiyung mga
fans na nagpapalokas ng loob ko,
sumuportataLagasa akin. Umiyak
ako kasimasayang-masaya lang
ako. Kahit, hella, alam kong hindi
ako ang pinaka-sexysa Pilipinas.
Why do you even think that now?
Einil[ namontalagaako sexy,eh.
WeIl,yung pagigingsexydepende
namansa tumitinginyun. Puwedeng
se\y ang isangtao dahil maganda
ang katawanniya.It canbe because
shehas beautiful eyes.0r because
shecarriesherselfwell and has
a greatpersonality.T\^ro, three
'Matagalko
nang gusto
pumapelng
mgagoody-
goodyroles'
yearsago,we were realLynobodies.
Nakakag lat lang na kilala kami
ng F-F{M readers,who voted for us,
Starstruckqirts, sa 100 Sexiestin
the past. WhenI first heardof the
[ist, tdlagangfeeling ko Jmd Donita
(Rose), Assunta(deRossi),Diana
(Znbfti) lang ang may katupatang
ibotoroon. Silakasiang logi kong
inaabangannaan,So when we
were nominatedfor the first time,
I reaLi.zedna iba-ibanamanpala
talagayung pandnawng tao kung
ano ang sexy.ltakakatabang puso
na pumasaako sapanlosanila.
This year's poll was incomplete
without the intrigues, of course.
The Katdna versus Angel Locsin
angle was played up a bit.
,{indt ko inisrpkungNo. 1,ako or 2.
Bdstomasayana dkasaanman ako
rna?untc.Like in any awards,it's
causeenoughfot happinessthat
you are recoqnized,di bc?Ang
alam ko, maramiang bumobotasa
akin. Eindi ko tolaga makakalimutan
yung paghihirapnilapara sa akin,
Saamin ni l\ngel, walaiyon, lne
time nga during the heat of alL
theseranking talks, she cameup
to me and said, "Kaftjlra, may nag-
intervievt sd akin. Pinag aaway nila
tayo." Sabiko, "Alammopinupuri
nga krta ldgi." Becauselett face it,
Angel Locsinis Angel Locsin.
What were you thinking while
doing your victory walk at the
100 Sexiest party? \
Nahihiyaako,Paranghindi ko \
alamkung gustotalagaakong tao
o ftindi. FeeLingko any minute
may magbu-boo sa dkin.Sobrang
nahihiyaaka talaga.
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shecan'ttickleourimagination
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destiny(wehad her posewith her
armscaressingchickenwire and she
obtiged.It wasloveLy).
francine v/asone of the rare
instances we gambled on an absoltte
newbiefor a cover,lvery time we
do that, we lay our repson the line,
soit goeswithout sayingthat we're
determinedto take our coverstar
asfar aswe cantakeher,Soafter
that Novemb€r'03 coveiwe hadher
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calendar.Weknew shewasqoingto
Lastin the biz and we werehelping
her get off to a goodstart.
After that she took controi
of her future. And look at her
now-she has madethe successfli
transition to being a household
na,ne.Weseeher on TVthrice a
week; shealreadyhas kids for fans.
Shedoesn'tneedthe introduction
we painstakingly gaveher in
Novembelof 2003.She'sfamous
beyondher er.pectations.
Not to bragbut, we had a hand
in this...
r.
It's amazing you're a household
name now when in '03 we took
great pains introducing you to the
nation. How are you taking this?
I'm happy and flattered when I get
the attention. I'm alsohappythat
apart from men and somewomen,
kids alsoknow me now. But
overaLt,hindi ko intttD na star dko
para hindipumasoksa ulo ko.
Now, we're not quite sure if you're
still the can't"touch-hersex
kitten or our everydayTV buddy.
WeLl,I can tell you that if ever
there are offersfor me to go sexy,
1? still take it peroriempre
kailanganmo ring piliin. Not that I
didn't choosethen.
Jingle, dumb bombshell,is a
blast! And youle such a natural.
Or is it too natural? Di kaya may
tt llng ka talaEa?
Actually abnormaltdldgaoko,
ha ha hal Makulittalagaakoso
personal.Percsiyempreinoral ko rin
yung cha.acterko.,4kokasiJi Miss
Research, I tike to dig up things. So
Jingle I patternedher pout-lagi
siyangnakanguso pag ndiinis-after
this characterfrom a troreanovela
who I found very cute, na lagi ring
nakangus o pag nagagaLit.
And then you're crazily in love
with Keempeede Leon's gay
character, Harold.Would that
ever happen in teal life?
Hindi.Ang damidami namanglalaki
rlyan,
FHM intelligence reports say
we're slowly being outnumbered
by the pink army.
Kungwalana talaga..,asona lang
angmamahalin kol
No two-legged, upright cieature
in the picture?
Yunngarin,kahitakanagtatakal
Gustoko na ngangmopa-ad sa
diyaryana naghahanapako,ha ha ha!

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w", unffittable, sowerethe GORDERO: Youhavethe sixth,
fadeawayshotsni Atoy and the seventh,all the way to the 12th
defensiveprowessof Philip man,who by todaYsstandards, hindi (Robert)Jaworski,(Rey)franco,and
cezal Mahalna mo na kilala. Perc sila kilala rin ng
mahalnilayung ngd fans,memodzed pd pdti dng
paglalarc.Kaya rnganumbennila. Ganoonka'fdnatic GLARINOI Problema, napanood
nga nagkoka' ang mgotaa noongaraw.
TIM GOLOSO, TOYOTA, GUARDT PonceEndleand Metrocomchief
That'swhy therewasmorepressure Gen.Prospero
BLAGK, becauseof the fans.Thefanswere
PBAANALYST. di]'fded.Lahatng taa yun Langang
AIJNANGIA ATENEO
HEAD hinihintay.Labanlangnaminang
Sta. Lucia,
CoACHT I thought magandang panoorin.
the playershad more ED EAMUS, TOYOIA,CENIER:
personatitythen. Youdon't have It wasa nice experience . Sai-saring
anyJaworski,lemandez,Co,or tdo rnamimeetrno,fromtle lower
cezarnow Theseguysdeveloped cLassto the elite. lven fansin the
personalitiesthat really stood out. pfii1nces, sasabihinnila, "Bahayng
YoucouLdcall them by their first mgataga-Crispa yan,yan hruhonng
nameand everybodyknew $rho mga taga Toyotat"
they were. ARGIIJA: 5a Divisoria,t]rcrewere
rcalLysomanyCrispaiins. Maybeit was
becauseCrispavrasa textile company
andmdlamisd Divisoriadngnagtitinda GOr Youshouldwatch out
ng tela. Talk werethesefanswould
bet on Crispafor outageousamountr
of money,iiom hunfteds to
evenmillions.Sotlierc
wasthis runningjoke
that went, ".trgurddo
pag notaLoCispa, i niya,ilalabasniyay ngpad
masmamahal anq
tela."
lretbrawl
Or should we say'boxingball'?
ARGILLA: The rivatry wasso ini-idolo kdyo ng kabataan. Baka
intensethat the PBAhad to assign gusto ninyong ikulang ko kayang
different exits for the two teams lahat dahil sa ginagawaninyo."
just so they wouldn't bunp into Nagtawanankami. Seryosopala
eachother.Therewassomesort of Ji Generallvoongnakitania
unwritten afiangementthat they yung teaclionnamin, biglasiyang
be givenseparateparkingsLots, surnigaw,"Bookthen!"
differentschedules to minimizethe GLARINOT Bagsakfuioy
hostility, kdsr rnedyo9r'qi1yung mga naminra lbrt Bonifacio.,(ulongl
.1.-arc aran ^f+ .n,,rr Nag-pianopa kami (fi\ger-
GAMUS: I haveto adnit, rnas printing)I
magulangkamingmaglaronoong GEt Sama-sama
orawcompared to the playerstoday. kamisaselda, :
Nandoon yung haharangan ma ng paa perorndyoDr'lous
yung nga shooters.linisin ka talaga divisionpo nn.
sa loro.Bubundulinka namin.Yung -l,faymgadouble-
balahibomo sa hita, tatanggalin.Sa decksteelbeds
erepag talan,babanggain ka. pa kamingnasira. EMC
EMEN ITGASPI, TOYOTA. GUARD: Biglanghiit si trawoi b(-PBA
BeforeRudyDistiito, !,Iealreadyhad "Tamataloganghindi
oscalRocha.Heplayeda very physicat tuyonag-aaway,nngnannlnyoang
gafi].e.
Nogkakasuntukan at sikuhon. nanryai soatin." Nagtav/dnon lang
SdCripa, JinaJoy Dionisio,Bemie Iximi. SilanamanLasiongnagsimula
Iabiosa.at PhiLipCezardngddpdt ng av/aynd iyon. 0aughs)Wewere
riaran. Si Mon (Iemandez)nabaliang detainediiom 7 PMto 4 Al'{.
ilongnoon,si Dionisionn. SindJawonki REYNOSO: ?inuruanlang
df (Tito)Varetanagkakasr'kuftan. tdldgdkdrri ng lessonni GeneEL.
Nagkakagantihan talaga. COi Medyogiri-girianna lanq
CO: I tlink the wont rumblewasin kdmisc idlo after that incident.
1977,whenwe Iatiiedto beatToyota Perotalagang nagpakamataypa
in a gameit hadbeendominating. rin kamisa larc.
PdlpaJokng dugout ra Araneta
Coliseum, nagkakanhyowdn Jind
(Rudy)Soriano.,{agkaupakdn na raon,
hdnggang so na-involve nd lahat.
pcla nind DefenseMinisterJuan
olivasy ng game.Galit
na galit sila.DinampotkamingLahat
s4 quartersnamin.
COt Sa Crame,Gen.Olivastold us:
"Hindikdyodapatnag-aavr'ay dahiL
Animosity breeds mutual admiration
his feet. 0r he'dtry to grabthe
for Femandeztelbow l{insdn ball sa Ddba.But I respectboth of
napapaganfr in ako,peropag mdinit them.I admireJawobecause of his
angulo ko nasriirdnd ongshooting teadership andhis heart.Hewas
ko,whichwasmy asset.Jaworski really the one pushingthe players
alsopLayedlike tiat. Pag to achieve.Overall,solra silang
nag-jump thot ka sa harap nakakaexcitena makalaban.
GHUA: I watchedwhenthey
Hewouldn'tblockyou, pLayedin the reunionqamesome
d just intimidate you witl yearsbackandyou couldsee
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nanuad
kahit
GUIAO: Crispaako noonperoI
had a lot of respectfor the way
Iernandezplayedfor Toyota.5c

sir$*;nll$-ry medyo
may
knowledgeof the game,control,
and doingwhateverit took when
edadna it counted,Fernandez ak . ,ta
sila. Silokasi CrispasidendmanI thought theit
yung tlnatawag namlng depthwasincredible,up to the
classicbasketbatt. I(dlif di na rild Iast manang galingpd rin.
gaanangka dthleticna players, LOYZAGAT l4araming
you canteLlright awayna ydng magagrandang games.Itl hard
pagkafluid nq lara nila ay ndroon to pinlointjust one.If you were
pa rin. part of that era,yodd havea Lot
IEGASPI: Hindibirongl.alaban of storiesto share.Peollewere
ang Crispa.Italdkasang Crispa, thriLLedand had fun lvatching
aamininko.PeraJl,rngnerbiyassa them.Just discussing that are taLlerand scientificalLytrained.
simulalang,pag ndglaLarc, walana. e'a, nakakatayo ng Nutrition is obviouslymuchbetter
REYNOSO: WhenCrispawon balahibo . loong now.Alsoifs hard to seea single
the GrandSlam,di ndminmagdyd. kLasekasiang teamdominating the league
Glsto rin ndmingndg GrandSlam mgaplayernaon. today.But peopLe stiLtseethe
hnd of rouqhandtumblegames
that welike.
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GUIAO: tou have to 'create
nave:o red
JONGUICI|IGO 7 ,.u,t-.. oenntFwrnr -rs(<
eadCoach,
H€ad coach,GinehE ; goodness
honest teamsand
""""".; to "";:.:;,_.,.,.
playerswho don'tlike eachother,
who havetoo muchlride to giveway
Will there ever be a new PBA rivalry? to the other.
REYNOSO: Ang mgaplayerskasr
GO: 1t'shard to bing backthe to eventhe pLayingfield for all teams ngayon,pag mahabaang conhact,relox b'adthing, petu ngdyonkasisapera
dvaky because the PBAis a boomeranged at them.Imllementing ldngrndglaro.Duringour time, our langnasesentra angusapankung
balancedLeague now ActuaLly,dng tradesand draftingworkedto its to\,?ttyis to the team.ldro talagakami. minsan:"Magkanodng maJ\mlm
dami nangbagosa buhayngayon disadvantage. Playersget reshuffled Dinadiveyung bola,bahalano htng salary?I want a long contnct!"
sd ?BA.ThepLayers todaywho see fiom teamto team.Thefan baseqets ma injure..tulif dngrmanagement ra Unlike before,everyplayer would
me might say,"Ang liit langpaLa dividedaswell. binobayddnila sa amin. givehis all sohe couldstayin the
ni l\toy Co."Ang tatangkadna kasi UIGHIGO: llorami na rin kasi CHUAi I don'twant to saythat it's a eague.
ni1a.Ang hahabapo ng shofis. ngayongpinagkakaab alahanang tao, CORDERO: Before,whenyour
Natatawana langako ngayonpag unlike beforebasketbaLL long.But passionwasbasketba[,ifs PBA.
naaalalaka itsuranaminnaan. nariyanpa rin ndmanang fals ng Now ifs generic.\'l4richevergame
But lm not ashamed, we were basketbalL,they stiLLalpreciatethe is moreexcitinq,thafs what you
sexytnen. gal]\e,may ivaky man a wala. watch-NBA, UAAI,NCAA,woid
ARGILLA: EALAr A Lothaschanged.The BasketbalL. Riralrieswouldbe good
PBAsattempt skiLlleveL,for instance.Playersnow for tle league.Weneeda cycleof
d\ralry maybeeverysevenyears.
Prghtr.aw,walangnag-challenge sa
Gircblafame.
LOVZAGA: It canhappenagain
but it will invoLvethe passionof the
playerson the cout. If you jlst go
throughtle motions,fansgetbored.
CO: Beingwith Clispadefined
my life. Daonaka nagingtao. I
Learned manythings,and it wasn't
just basketbaLl. ,(cyasanatana na
yung rivalry taLksnd yan. Crispa
Toyotana ldngl Yunna langyung
I pag-uusapan natin.

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: Did the draft meet your expecta
: tions?
: I wasn'treaLlyconcerned aboutdIaft
: positions,Ijust wantedthe oppor-
: tunity to ptay in the PBA.So okay
I lanosa akin to be the No. 2 pick. I'm
! haply to be with Air z 1. sig;radanq
I masarupmaglaropdra sa kanilaat
i magugulorin yung mga kasamako,
1 yung iba kasisa konilanakosama ka
: nd sa nationalteam.I just want to
i heLpthe team ary way I can.
I Now that you're oflicially in the
: plos, {hat do you think will change
: with your Elane?
: 0f course,expected/aonangmd.'
i magagaling na yung mga
i ^ot otonal, ti. tio"gt"ret
i na ito. Kailangantaldgang
i umangatang laro ko para
ry
ilntos -
playingin the PBA?
lJnaka talagdngna-naticeyung PBA
nungnasaFEIJpa aka.The nung
nananalona akong awards,thal's
when I reaLized that I havewhat it
takesto be in the PBA.
what can you coniiibute to youi
team?
Unanguna, malakiangpusoko sa
paglalaro,ayakokasingbastd'bastang
natatalo.At kungkailangannamin
talagdyung gatt\e,ibibigayko naman
yung 100percentkopdld Ja team.At
sakrang tingin ka, masmakakatu'
longtalagaakaso depensd kasiI see
myselfasa defensivestopper.

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: ldgdngphysicatyung iarc at malalaki

: ang kalaban.
: Whgn did you start dleaning of

ell yWilliams
What was your mindsetcoming
into the draft?
I was.iustexcitedto participate
in it. I wasn't thinking of anY
particuLar teamthat I wantedto
play for. I wasmorecuriousto what
aspectof my gamethe teamwouLd
need-scoring,reboundingor piay_
ing defense.
And now you'r€ the No, I draft
pick.
Yes,but I haveto teLLyou I didnt
expectto be pickedfist. Im just
excitedto be in the league.Ifs a
qreatfeelingand all I want to do
is bdng my best on the court for
the team.
Do you 6ee any problen adtusting
to youl new team?
I'm really excitedto ptay agarnst
DannySeigteandAli Peek.Thereare
a Lotof greatbig menin the League
nght now
You'veplayedin the PBLand
you've a|so seen sorne PBA
games.Howdifferent do you thlnk
i3 the two?
I think the biggestdifferenceis the
physicalityof the gamein the PBL.
Because in the PBLyou'vegot to be
strong,whetheryou'rebrinqingthe
baLL downor trying to scoreunder
the basket.Therefereeslet a lot of
things go. In the PBA,ifs almost
the exactoppositebecause you've
got to be abLeto play defense,move
youl feet. But asfar astalent goes,
there are definitelya lot morebet-
ter playenin the pros.

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tuiend;on and off the courl. a
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with ny Sta.Luciateammates.
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Was it not disorientingat first?
Not realLy,becausethe Yealbefore
I spent aboutsix monthsin China
andthreemonthsin HongKong
andthen backin China.I waskind
of usedto not having a cLueof
what was going on reatly.lt's all
Learninq.
Modeling and pioduction have You
gding aroundthe world and doing
different things.
Yes,I've donesomePretty wild
modelingjobs. I wasbodY-Painted
asa Leopardonceand we 9/erejust
basicaltyin a G-stdng.It wasa
ment fashionsholi/and we were
escortingthe men downthe aisle
to GunsN' Roses'"Wblcome to the
Jungle!"It wasfunny.Haha ha!
Westageda fashionParadein the
middleof Sydneyat 6AM,wearing
suits and a cLearraincoaton a train.
It soundsweird but yes,I enioY
doinqthosefunny stuff, beinqa
manne lin in the window.
And now you're back in lront of the
cameta...
I think I missedit a bit and also
just being in anothercountry.
Beinga modeLfor many,manYYears
I think it's instinct to want to be
abLeto do as many modelingjobs
asI can.
What fiake you feel more
fulfilled-seeing a good
photographof Youor having
produceda great show?
I supposeas a modelyou always
Liketo seethat youle Lookinggood
in photoshoots.It givesYoua lot
of confidenceto want to keep going
and things tike that. I'd sayit's a
dif ferent gratification. Modetingis
moreof a vanity thing, but if it's a
goodshootyou lut it in You!book
then it can qet you morework ln
the future. But somethingYou've
producedas well-it's not you out
there but it's your work and Your
team that are behind it so that's a
different gratification.
How long have you been modeling?
I started modelingprofessionalLy
whenI was14but I usedto model
when I wasvery young. SoI've
beenmodelingfor nine yearslI'm
an old modeLnow. I'm in the seniot
citizensqroup!Ha ha ha!
What made you stay in school to
earn a degree?Youcould've been
a full-time model and eam so much
mote.
I don'tknow.I havemodelinqas
backupbut i went to get a nursrng
deqree.I've donelots of other
things on the sideasweLL, event
management andthings Likethat.
I like to diversify.ModeLinqis a
fantasticjob,don'tqet mewrong But
I needsomethingto faLLbackon.
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0l Does she know you've 06 How long have you

cheated on her? been together before
A Yac T i.lrl fFr nwealf /2\ your blunder?
B Yes,shefound out. (1) A A month or Less.f-2)
C iro, becauseI'm scaredshe'llleave B A few months.(0)
ne if shefindsoutl (0) C Arounda year.(1)
D No.Not eventhoseothertimes.C2) D A coupleof years.(2)

OZWhy did you do it? 07 What iI slrc tells you that

A Sowhat?Atl nen cheatl (-2) she, too, had been ulaithlul?
B I couldn'theLpit, my officemateis A I'LLraisehell and tett her what an
sohotl (-1) ,,nnr:rah,l hir.h <hp i( / ,\
C It wasan accident I wasdtunk, B I'Lltell her that I probablydesened
rf.n rhara v',c rhic din /1\ it. (2)
I'm ajerk. (2)
D Because C I1Laskher what'swrongwith our
reLationship and if there'sstiLlhope
03 What do you think led f^r n. r^ n:r.f rfinna nn /l\

to your un[aithf ulness? D I'tLaskher what the other guy has

A "My reLationshipwith my girl is a that I don't have.C1)
blessing.Butjust like all blessinqs,
we
tend to takethem for gnnted." (2) O8 What was the scenario
B 'At seriousrelationships go one weeh alter you were
throughtrials.If we get throuqhthis, caught cheating?
our bondwill becomestronger"(1) A Wehaven'ttalkedthe entire
C "Whenyoule in an exclusive "'a.L-.t'a
:.L.,1 -" i" hl

relationship,you get usedto alL B he beenpartyingandLivingthe

the things that nade you fall for
eachotherin the first pLacethat
they becomemundane.Soyou find
yourselfLookingfor something
extraordinaryeLsewhere." ( 1)
D 'A loyalmanis not a reaLman." C2)
O4 What was the frrst
thing she did when she
caught you?
A Shescreamed and cursedat
me-but endedup crying.(1)
B Shescreamed and cursedat me
then threatenedto leaveme. (0)
C Shehasn'tcaughtme,but I bet
bachetorlife the whotetine. (-2)
C WeexchanqeSMSmessages just to
askhow we are.(1)
D I've beencaLlingher and goingto
her houseto beg for forgiveness. (2)
O9 Did you have any rules
on infidelitv when vou
began your-relatioiship?
A InpLicitly,yes.Ifs commonsense.(0)
B ReLationship rules arefor sissies.C2)
C W-"expticitlytoLdeachotherthat
cheatingis a no no. (1)
D Is askingeachothernot to break
ai.h ^+hor'e h.:rr.^r,n+a;7 /)l

if shedid, she'dthreatento leave

me-and I'd actualLyagree.Then lO At what Doint did vou
chc'd hc. mc t. etrv /-2) Iear being iaught by-your
D Shecried and 1 cried,too. (2) ladylove?
A trl/henI beganto becomemoreand
O5 How was vour morcattractedto the otherwoman.C1)
relationshiplelore you B Themoment1 wokeup with a
slipped up? hangoverftom a[Lthe aLcohol.(2)
A Likea fairj,tale!(2) C Neverthought of it. C2)
B Wehad tle usualLQs,but otherwise D Whenever shetexts and callsto
we weredefinitely in tove.(1) askwhereI am (evenif I'm not doing
C okay ldng. (0) anythingwrong).(1)
D We$'ereaLlright, thanksto her
meekness. C2) SGORE: :

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ll You say, "But I still love
you." She answers.,.
A "YoufuckingLiar!"(0)
R "v.rr fir.Lln. li:rj"
sobs.(1)
C "Putanginal Ilang milyangbeses
nangbumenta yanl" ( 2)
D Sobs.(2)
12 "What does she have
that I don't have?" she
asks. You respond.,.
A "Biggerhooters." (-2)
B "Shelistensto me more."( 1)
C"NothingI Ifs not becauseof you." (1)
D "Sheis incomparabLe to you.' (2)
l3 "Did vou ever consider
what I'dleel?" she la-
ments, Yorl answer.,.
A "I know,but I promisedmyself
neverto do it again."(1)
B "1 know I wasso selfish."(-1)
C "I knowI hurt you andI deseiveto
be punished." (2)
D "Uh,no." ( 2)
14 You go, "What can I do
to make it up to you?" She
repIies...
A "Thatnice TiffanyneckLace
we saw
in the maLt."( 2)
n "clvo n. (nrr6 r^ rflnlz
through."(1)
C "Let'sjust breakup." ( 1)
D "Promise neverto do that again."(2)
15 She tells you' "How can
I ever learn to trust vou
- C "Ls if namanmakakatu-
again?" You say...
L "Eh di wag!" (-z)
P "Iar'. trL6 if ^n6
l7 "Buti na ex fro. . ," she through.But I'm herean!,time
starts. Ybu cut her oll you needme."(1)
with... B "Let'stake a breakfrom
in hFfdFAn A "Wereyou reallyhappierwith hin? eachother Maybewe'Llrealize
0r if I didn't do what I did wouldyou how muchwe needor don't r*
.+nt
"f""""
-"
"-".
ht-?" /n\ needeachotherwhenwe're
B "Yeah,he'sthe better man.I wish I apart."(0)
washalf the man that he was."(2) C "Malayko sa 'yo." (-2)
C "But you weren'treallyhappy D "Please forqiveme.1'llneverdo it
with him, that'swhy you brokeup, again.Let'sbe happyagain."(2)
remember?" C1)
D "Di bdLikanno yrng loserrnongr
exl scoREi i
I4agsama kaya,lechel"(-2)
18 "Will you tell your
Iriends what I did?" you
ask. Her response.,.
A "Yeah,soyou'dbe too ashamed to
flirt with them everagain."(-2)
I "Theydon't haveto know.But
if they noticethat I've beendown
thesepast coupleof days,I haveto
let it out." (0)
C "0f coursethey haveto know.
Th€y'remy friends."(-1)
D "Theydon't haveto know.They
won't solveour problems,"(2)
19 You follow up with
"How about me? Should
I tell ueoule what I did?"
She r-esp-onds,,.
ffin.. A "weLl,if they askyou why
wele havingthis time away
ftom eachother,you might as
weLL tetl them." (2)
I "It doesn'tmatter.That
won't changean\,thing."(0)
/ong.I knowyoulLtell
peopLe for the lurpose of
A:w i+ r +in.

but I wiLldo what I canto earnit D "It'sup to you.' (1)

back."(1)
C "Youcan call or text me anytime 2O You ask her,
you want, foLlowme to work every "What now?" She
day,or go with me whenI do alLmy replies...
I^r ,.^,, t. ,,\' tre A "Let'stake sometime
aqain."(2) off eachother first. Maybe
Tl"-rrr<r" 1- In' n\. tF<j nth".wise our headswill be clearer
our rcLationshipvrill be pointless." ( 1) by then."(1)
B "Anapa ba?Alamko
15 "I told vou, all men namanggagav/inma ulit."
cheat," sh-ererninds you. \2)
You retort... C "Youtell me.It's your
A 'Atl of usmakernistates.I lqow I fault this happened,
have,but 1refi$eto be generalized." (0) not mine." ( 1)
B "AnongayongnapaLa mo sapag- D "I honesttydon't
mdmarunong ma?"( 2) know" (0)
C "Youcansaywhateveryou want,
I knowyou'remad.But for what it's 2l But iI she asks,
v,nirh I didnt ma:n t^ " /1\ "What now?"
D "lalse.Therearegoodguysout
'n
You'd answer.-.
l h e r Fl .l t j u s l r a l a ; e r \ .A n dy o - A "I'll giveyou time ,
didn'tdesewewhat I did to you." (2) to think things

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DESGRIBEYOURRELATIONSHIP
22 What do you olten
quarrel about?
A Your ftirtatious wayswith other
t.i.nen.(-1)
B Petty stuff tike you alt aysbeing
iaie to dates,etc. (1)
C lYeneverhaveLos. (2)
D Howyou'renot seious or that
committedto your relationship.( 2)
23 How do you kiss and
rnake-up alter your LQs?
A we kiss and makeout. ( 1)
B I take her shopping.( 2)
C we just stopbickeringwhenwe
realizethat we'refighting oversome- retationships. (0)
thing trivial. (1)
D I teLLher I'm sorryevenil it's not
my fault. (2)
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24 How was vour sex life as
a couple in the first place?
A She'ssavingherselJtitL marriage.(0)
B It wasactuaLlynot bad at atl. (1)
C She'sthe hottest minx on the
planet. (2)
D Areyou kidding?Whydo you think I
cheatedon herin the fust place?C2)
25 So' do all mean cheat?
A Yes.Itt humannature.(-2)
B No. Somejust fatl victin to things
beyondtheir controllike temptatron,
atcohoL,etc- (1)
C No. Somearejust unhappyin their
D No.Somearejust unEatefuLjerk.(2)
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becoming a Hot Babelasi, hindika
innEdapolsexy.DoPatmaYutak ka t tt ta
tit1.Ngayankasi,pakitd lang nar,g
pakitaPerokungtlnanonqnaman,
'!in(ii morunongsumagotor , I :,t:) il

ialent.5dHot Babes, it's all"'r'aLang

about
::ing the total package. J ::.t::Jt: i I tf
ln which depadmentare You
particularlyblessed? 71r f i(
Sinqers ldldgrd yungfamiLylo so
s:ngingiolagra dngincLination ko.
jrlamd ,ild dkoro Ja!an.Kumanta
aio roon.I went theie a coulLeof
timeslo singwith my uncLeand
my aunt,
SoundsveryVonTraPP.
Yes.BobbyLed€sma is my qranddad.
Ha ha hal .tila angrndgpushsd akln
pdra kurnantd.I love sinqingwith
my family.
Ah, there goes our StudentCanteen
memoties.we heard you touched
up a lass in a video.What'sthe
gCOre?
YeahlI did this videowith the Viva
Hot Menthat's titled Provole.I did
a kissingscenewith a girl. I had a
Lotof fun. Firsttime konghumalik
ng babae.
Did you flinchwhile kissingthe
babe?
,Vakilifiako.Ha ha hal-A/anno
yurg trpongyou don'twant to fe€t
-udr'V q ', ,
^/nd Yo. " a -'Fti
boL,a sabihinnd lesbianka pero
kapagginagawamo na,parangiba
nayungt'eeling. I havent tried
womenyet, but I want to.
Youmust be lesbian!
flindi'nolBut if I do qet it on with
awoman,bakamagkarcan akang
sLiqhttendency.Ha ha hal WeLl,
dependesa gitl hal Dapatmaganda.
lloy sLightfeeLing.Iniisrplo ngo,
paanakaYakunggar/in ko Perc
iniisipkangbakamaLulyan akal Ha
ha hal,Ayoto!
we're guessing you've €lot more
testosterone in you than a
female'snormalcount.
Haha hal Hirdi ndnonriguro.But I *
Likedoingguy activities,like yung
rutngangalikat ng gaa.gels.Aka nga \
rin ang nagbubutlngting ng cars
namin.Ayokayung naglulutaor yung 6&rt'oko kari yunq touchy na quv. works well for us. We believe;n you,too, that's why
usual girLactivities. ly'drgllsto ko Mahiligdin akasa mopupuri.GrsLo ActuaLiyirongId,^4shoot,this is you'rehere!
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type koyunqguy nd hard-to-get. Nowfor our pet part ofthe anothermagazine, but FHMis fEM. this experience. And I like the carl
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into your "okay" list? And I like wearingsexycLothes. aka,porang,,'/ala
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LoyolaMemoial ChapeLs wherethey
teachyou Microbiology, Anatomy,
lthics, andJudsprudence. Whenyou
finish the term, you t4ke a licensure genitaliaout of respect.I washher in
examat the Departmentof HeaLth,
which they conduct every year in
September and March.Youpass,you
becomea licensedembaLmer.
onceyou haveyour license,yor]
start work asan embalmingassist
ant. At fust, you help transport ol
dressthe dead.EventuaLlyyou get
the chanceto cut an arteryand Per
form the wholeembalmingprocess.
By the time I started handting
cadavers, I no longerhatboredfear or formalininto the body cavitiesusing
cinged at the sight of deadpeople.
lm lucky,I guess,to havegroi{n
into the family gig. other embdrnen
have had to wrestle with fear for
quite awhile. A colteagueof mine,
for example,ran a very high fever
for severaL dayswhenhe handtedhis
first case,
The dead beat
I{s 10PMand I aLready havea case
waitingfor me in the morgue.The
patient:an old woman.Shearrived
wrappedin cioth, identifiedby a tag. we dressher up in a Bdlongdr€sscut
I vait for the office to inform me at the backfor easysuitingup. MY
about how the famity woutd tike to
positionthe hands.I alsoaskfor a
rcferencepictureso I can approxi-
mateher features.
BeforeI statt, I whisperto her,
"LoIa, kailanganna kitang hi,r'ain
ha?Parnhindi kayomobulok.Sorry
ha..." Thenremoveher clothingand
set it aside,placinga cloth overher
disinfectingand germicidalsotutions.
I bend,flex, andmassage the arms
andlegsto relieverigol noltis. Then
I set her featuresto makeher took as
relaxedand naturalaspossible.Good
thing her eyesand mouth arecLosed.
No needfor an eyecapor sutuing.
Next, I mse the carotid atery
inject the formatinand drainbtood
from the jugularvein. ThenI do
somecavity embaLming by injeciing
an aspintor and trocar.I suturethe
incisionsI had madeand closethem
with a wad of cotton.Weseemto
haveIun out of trocarbuttons.
Oncethe formaLinentersthe
body,the tissuebecomes firm. It
cansometlmes hardendependingon
the concentrationof the formalin
soLution.In old people,especiaLiy
the emaciated, the flesh gainsthe
textue of woodplyboard.My case
for this eveningis no exception.
With the help of my assistant,
assistantputs on mortuarycosmet-
ics on her and swlesher hair. she's
no longerpaLiid.ShelooksLikea
dignifiedold womansteeping.The
white casketarrivesandwe placehel
inside.
0n the othermortuarytable, get a lot of business in the months
anothelbodywaitsfor our attention. of November to December when the
seasongtowscolder,Thesamegoes
Rest can wait for ApriLto Junewhen MotherNature
Thework hoursof an embaLmer tums up the heat.
changeeverymonth.Peopledie ovetime larely happensbut
aroundthe clockso we haveto be whenit doeshappen,thats an
there.Therearethree eight-hour additionaL eight houts.Likewhen
shifts each day. 0n dayswe are the tllowolvee tragedyhappened.AF
understaffed, I heLpout. Weaverage Lingtonsent 15 casesto us sincethey
150caseseverymonth. couldn'taccommodate them anymole.
Theweathetseemsto havesome 0n really bad dayswe run out
effecton the numberof deaths.We of chapeLs. But the familiesusuatLy
opt to wait for a chapeland delay
viewing for the next day. At teast
they wouldn't have to pay for any
additionaL charges.

Starry eyed
I havehad ny shareof celeb
dty cases.I wasassignedto forme!
matineeidol JuanchoGutierrezand
,VginigdirectorLuigi Santiago.I was
evenassignedto do a little recon-
structronon the son of one of our
esteemed politicians.But the cases
that I wouldcall memonbleborder
on shockingand gruesome.
Memorable CadaverNo. 1: a
four-day-olddecomposing body.
Murdered,a victim of theft. At four
days,an unpreserved corpsecan be
in pretty bad shapeas decaystarts
immediatelyafter death.ThebodYs
own enzynesandbactedafeed on
the cellsand tissueschangingthe
body'scolorand odors.Thebody
wasbtoatedand hadbegantiquefy-
ing. Theeyehad fatLenout of the
socket.Thesmellwashonible.When
I openedthe bag,the assistantand1,
professionals that we are,ran away.
It wasn'ta pretty sight.
MemorabLe Cadaver No. 2: an
Amedcanbusinessman whojumped
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we handlethe deceased. Wewear
gowns, goggLes, caps,masks, gloves
andboots.If there'sany Luckycharm
we'dneed,it wouldbe the PPl.
Contagious causesof deathare
our worstenemy.Duringthe SARS
epidemic,we werelucky enoughnot
to get any casuaLties. W€'reafraidof
tuberculosis because it canbe tians
mitted throuqhair. We'realsoscared
of he!atitis sinceit's bloodborne.
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preqnantirife and I'm goinqto be a
father soon.I shouldbe excitedto
be a fathei,right? But I can't heL!
but be scaredthat our Littlebundle
of joy nay not makeit. My wife
compLains that I'm not excitedat aLl
aboutour baby.I toid her I'Llrejoice
oncethe babyt out. I've seentoo
manybabieswho haven'tsuivived
the womb.
After a weekof shuttLing
betweenthe morgueand the house.
dealingwith the deadand comfort
ing the peopLe they left behind,I
d€'stressby goingout. Thatmeans
T.n.p a trip to the mall for someserious
electronics windowsho!pingor a
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get to slend time with the wife, I'm
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face-TheskuLlwassmashed to brts. hepatitisor some-
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DUDE
FINDSSHAME
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In colLege,
my brotherand I
movedto a houseneai our
university.our girlftiends,
too, werestudl,rngat
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whoeverwasLeftaLoneat
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wouldhavedirty sexaLLby
thei lonesome.Sothere
wasonetime whenit was
my lucky day tuggingny
girltuiendaLonqafter I had
pickedher up from class,
we went straighthome,
lockedthe doorbehind
us, and proceeded to fuck
our brainsout. Wewerein
the heat of the moment
when suddenLy ther€wasa
knock on the door.At that
point I wassLidingin and
out Likea madman,and
shewasaLLwarmand tiqht
inside-there wasno way I'd
stop shaggingjust to open
for that mis€rablestranger.
SoI continuedhumping,
finished,dressedquickLy,
and finally openedthe door.
It wasmy best friend. "Pare
baLiktadshaftsmo, mukhang
napasabak tayo ah!" he I
chuckled.Like a trite scene
in a comedyflick, I tooked
downand reaLized he was
right. Thestory of the little
accidenthassincespread
in campusand everytime -
my bestfriend seesme,he'd
aLways referto me as ?dreng My tuiendhadunleashed his himselfwith pride,surveying changeand freshenu!. My go and wasburstingin tears,
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