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1 MAGAZINE IN
FE B R UARY 2016 www.fhm.com.ph THE PHILIPPINES
HOW TO
DATE
#ALDUB
#fhmdancewithdawn
STYLE
dawn
CHILLAX
hot Legs! IT’S JUST
ZEN & YOGA
COOKS IN 30 MINS
GOURMET-GRADE
GET WOMEN
says dance TO WANT TO
With her
SEX YOU
THE UNTOLD STORY:
MANILA SUBWAYS P150
WE ALMOST HAD
F E AT UR ES
c o nt e nts 0 2 / 1 6
38
DAW N C HA N G
Turns out the
Hotlegs dance
alumna literally
does have a
pair of really
hot legs. And
56 Food For one interesting
(x4) conversation
Prep a four-course meal
skills, too.
and impress everyone
like you were a master
at making food, not
just eating it.
AmAlAyer?
A visual history of the
viral video.
66 How to HAve
oodles oF sex
AppeAl
Another handy guide to
get the ladies’ panties
in a twist
68 revisiting our
rAilwAys
Four lines for 11
million people. Is...is
there still hope for our
train lines?
76 sAkurA lAo
Daydreams of being
elsewhere, we’re
coming with her!
82 dessie
mitcHeson
…thinks golf is sexy. No
longer will it be deemed
a dad sport, now.
c o n t e nts 02 / 1 6
STA RT E R
10 Hot BrAZiliAn
26 Flirting vs
cHeAting
She draws the line, are you
34 liFe is strAnge
…and three other emotional
gaming titles, here’s
UPGRADE
100 AlpHA geeks
Alert! on the same page? playing with your feelings. to Be
Danielle Alves is a keeper Zuckerberg and co, plus
28 tHe gospel oF 36 deAdpool dies? where to spot the next
14 tHe BAtAk Bro kit dAting According Unspoiler: We list a bunch Pinoy Steve jobs.
…And other people you to AlduB of ways to kill the self-
want to be, now made easy One advice short of healing, foul-mouthed 103 cArve A nAme For
I L L U S T R AT I O N S : W A R R E N E S P E J O , M I K K E G A L L A R D O , LO U I E A R E N A S
to change into, with this becoming the dating bastard. yourselF
starter kit. commandments. Does not WheninManila founder
18 Anting Anting +
gAyumA
include waiting for the
“tamang panahon.” STYLE
88 multiple
Vince Golangco tells us how
P H OTO G R A P H Y : A R I S I M A N G A N , A N D R E O E S G U E R R A ;
We rounded a bunch of 30 conFession: personAlity HeAdstAnd
items made to draw in the BooBs disorder relaxation techniques and
good and fan out the bad, Women can’t stop talking The right clothes for every tricks to get you through
and a bunch of scientists to about it too. kind of person you want the workweek.
get finicky about them. to be.
good this issue, but at a Touching on Madonna trivia Tip#1: wear a cardigan. 110 pAmper tecH
funny high. like it was the first time… Gearing up for self-love this
112 true!
24 Are you reAdy to What not to include on BoggiAno Stories of utter humiliation
get HitcHed? your V-day tune rotation. Our favorite Aussie to to cap off the month.
Indulge these multiple date.
choice quizzes, Valentine’s is
as good a month as any.
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MIKO DACANAY
Danielle Alves has the traits Rub off some V-day tricks on us: How
that would make men (and should we surprise our girl on the day?
women) turn heads: white-as- Keep things genuine and personal.
porcelain skin, brown eyes, Write her a love letter. It’s your pass to
plump lips, and dark brown locks that go extra cheesy every year so go for it!
make all her features stand out. If You mentioned that you do full-time
just for those, she has earned herself modeling, and that your schedule can
instant admirers in us. But what really get pretty hectic. Any interesting
has us hooked in the 23-year-old hobby we’d be surprised to know?
Brazilian model is her straightforward Yes. Modeling is a serious industry
personality and this interesting life here in Brazil, and a competitive one
advice: Danielle thinks people should at that. To destress, I workout. It’s
make an impact in people’s lives based therapeutic and beneficial in my line of
on their character. Because “that’s work. But if I really have more time, I
more important anyway.” Now how watch films and read books.
can you not take that advice? This What genre are you into?
girl knows how to set a good first I’m into horror and suspense, and
impression. autobiographies are on top of my
list. I think it’s amazing how artists
and directors have a way of building
Love month is up! What are your up that tension in you when you’re
plans? watching those types of films.
To be honest, I’m not really sure. I So taking you to the movies is
don’t have a boyfriend anyway, ha always a good idea…
ha! But I want to celebrate it with my Of course! I like a good scary movie,
friends. something with depth, something that
Can you wise us up on how single can disturb you.
ladies celebrate Valentine’s Day on Interesting! That’s a good takeoff
that side of the world? point for a conversation, yes?
Brazil is a fun place, and I’d like to It’s always a nice time talking to
believe we are fun-loving people, too. someone with the same interests
There are a lot of parties you can as you, but it’s even nicer to talk to
attend with your friends. But romantic someone who has totally different
dinners are a big thing for Brazilian hobbies. Be with someone who can
couples on V-day. teach you new things!
Keep things
genuine and
personal. Write
her a love letter.
it’s your pass to
go extra cheesy
every year so go
for it!
Poser Pack
Fake it ‘til you
make it…
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BEAM MARIAnO
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owadays, with the help of social But where do you begin? Transforming into
media, anybody can be anybody. With the new you would require copious amounts of
the right filtering of posts, you can research to keep your Internet persona accurate
convince anyone that you’re a much and defined—but what if we tell you that you’ll
more interesting person than you only need a few things? We’ve created specialized
really are. It has never been so easy to box checklists of all the basic items you should be
yourself into a specific clique—to be liked, and seen using to pass yourself off as the person you
to belong. want to be. Get ready to be a new man!
STARTER KIT:
STARTER Plain v-neck muscle shirt, Frisbee, under armour cap, shirtless
beach picture or hiking picture with compression shirt, Whey Poetry books, a trinket from his past
KIT: relationships, pastillas, old photographs
Protein Shake
STARTER KIT:
Weed, parent’s money,
parent’s car with
complimentary driver, shares
from berlin-artparasites and
Humans of New york
STARTER a new haircut trying to copy idol’s hairstyle (see: ea Chise’s or “Ako na ba si Mr . R i g h t? ”
KIT: virtually every dude with an undercut, and miley Cyrus), crude
memorabilia mugs, rare recordings of idol’s guestings at various
shows, makeshift daimikura with idol’s face printed on it.
“1 like = 1 p ray er ”
words
CAM ARCILLA
Spellbound
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Life is a lot like until you were gone.
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You’re either on
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via email Juan: Semester, who?
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Palitan
Handa akong takbuhin ang
buong mundo basta ang
finish line, puso mo.
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Titos , titas , and
your woman
have asked this
question in
one form ( ‘Iho,
kelan na?” ),
or another
(“ Tara ?”). Are you
Because it’s
Valentine’s, ready
we help you
answer… to get
hitched?
w o r d s : ST E PH A N I E G O N Z AG A
2
3
1 When your relatives
ask: “Hindi ka pa ba When your girlfriend
mag-aasawa?” Your While in a momol session, you realize: gushes about this
default reaction is: beautiful church or
a. You’d gladly waggle tongues with this same her friend’s wedding
a. Answering “Malapit na woman for the rest of your life. dress, you:
po,” with a goofy lovestruck b. How many ladies you’d like to have preludes
grin on your face. a. Instinctively and
to a romp with in the next week. Month. Or surprisingly say, “Ganyan
b. Cracking a joke about years. As long as you can still swing it. din ba ang gusto mo?”
how all the poor girls would
cry if they didn’t have you to
c. You’ve always only made out with b. Do the ‘tsk’ sound and
woo and romance them. girlfriends. You’re the type of guy who doesn’t reply, “Mahal siguro niyan.”
rush into things with just anyone—except for c. Feel pressured to say
c. Shrugging your
shoulders. that one time you “accidentally” snogged an something that could be
officemate in a meeting room. misinterpreted as a vague
d. Suddenly being wedding proposal.
absorbed in what you’re d. How much pleasure can be attached to life-
eating. changing decisions you’ll regret later on in life. d. Just listen attentively and
grunt every now and then.
4 5 6
When your Post-coitus, you: If your bank
pamangkins come statement could talk,
over, they: a. Enjoy sleeping in and it would say:
being comfortable with
a. Get excited because they after-sex mattress routines a. “Good on you guy. You’ve
get to wrestle or play video with her. got your savings down pat
games with you. and you’re even paying for
b. Get bored and reach for life insurance, on top of
b. Know that they will find the remote control. investments.”
you enjoying your online
“art films.” Maybe that’s c. Try not to think about b. “Gotta hand it to the
also partly why they keep how soon you might be able ‘withdrawal’ master.”
coming over—straight to to do it again. 8
your room. c. “I can tell he hasn’t
d. Wonder if you had just gotten promoted or hasn’t When you hear
c. Eventually find their own
corner and do something
slept with someone who’s
just as horrified as you
had a better-paying job in
the last five years.”
the words
to while away the time,
because you can’t sustain
are with the thought of
procreative sex. d. “At least he has someone
‘marriage’ or
the whole “cool and funny
tito” mode for too long.
to split the bills with, and
looks like he’s not saving up
‘wedding,’
for anything big.” you think of:
d. Will always remember
that you’re the tito who a. Making out with
rolled his eyes when they
shared how their folks were
your girlfriend in a
fighting. stunning white dress.
A clip of you and your
best buds all suited up
and goofing around. A
The last time you went to ring you’ve been eyeing.
Actually, you may have
a friend’s wedding, you: more than a few details
planned already.
a. Took note of how you wanted to be in a suit and not a barong, your choice of b. The movie A Second
shoes, watch, and bridal car done right.
Chance—that John
b. Gladly joined the games just because you never seem to get tired of copping Lloyd-Bea Alonzo sequel.
a feel as you skillfully move the garter up ladies’ legs. Plates and glasses being
c. Thought for a fleeting moment when it’d be your time to tie the knot and how smashed. A wife sobbing
much these events probably cost. You make the most of the open bar and wake in the bathroom. A
up the following morning with a hangover.
perennially inebriated
d. Folded your arms and furrowed your brows during the ceremonial first dance, husband who sneaks
cutting of the cake, speeches, and clinking of glasses.
out to the convenience
door to grab drinks with
friends.
c. Maybe a good two,
three, five years from
now, when you’re ready
to delete Tinder from
your phone. Or not. Lots
of married dudes have it
anyway.
d. An unnecessary
ceremony. Stressful
party planning. Just a
socially accepted way
of legalizing life-long
exclusivity.
9
Upon revisiting
your once-favorite
hangout, you feel:
A B C D
M M M M
on you as before.
b. Right at home. You
never seem to get tired
of ordering the same You are what the “Some men prefer Reports and You’re in a
drinks and practicing “National Marriage to stay unattached studies that look committed
your galawang breezy Project,”—an or single for life for into the reason for relationship and you
international narcissistic reasons,” delayed marriages, see your girlfriend
moves. research survey— says Dr. Angelo including a U.S. as a potential “life
c. So-so. But admit to confirms or calls O. Subida, clinical report “Why Knot?” partner”—but not in
ready simply psychotherapist, say couples are a nuptial context.
yourself it’s something because you feel psychologist, book marrying at an That’s because
you need to do every now it’s the “right time.” author, and speaker. increasingly older you’re not into what
and then. In Pinoy context, “They just want age because of society expects the
you belong the sex or ‘a good economic and two of you to do.
d. You’d much rather to the distinct time’ without the cultural reasons: You don’t believe in
stay at home and watch demographic of responsibility of i.e. it’s taking them marriage or kids.
male hopeless marriage and family.” longer to reach “Such can be a
Netflix with your girl. romantics whose But Dr. Subida career stability. case of relationship
ambition is to be says this doesn’t Marriage marks a by convenience,”
the next Zoren happen just because pinnacle—having Dr. Subida says.
10 Legaspi in the you don’t feel like achieved an “Convenience may
You’ve been spending history of wedding it. “Commitment- ideal status in involve a need
the most money on: proposals. Will phobia is a life. This isn’t a to provide one’s
a. Furniture, kitchen things, it involve a psychological state, far cry from the self with a sense
bedroom special effects, flash mob? An which traces back state of late 20s of psychological
and general home décor. engagement ring to self-esteem and to early 30s Pinoy safety and freedom.
Manly home décor, in case wedged into a attachment issues. males. You’re not A marriage may
anyone asks. pastry? Heck, When a man feels petrified with the be perceived as
wedding schemes internally insecure thought of lending unnecessary and
b. Your comic book and are all over your or overly fearful to your last name restrictive by a
action figure collection. browsing history, get married, it may someday—in fact, person even in a
it’s becoming be symptoms of you’ve thought loving, committed
c. The usual—random embarrassing. low self-respect about it. But it’s relationship due to
lunches out with and intimacy not something you religious aversion,
officemates or a new pair of dysfunction.” foresee happening career or business
shoes. Sometimes, dates. We’re not even anytime soon. reasons, or
sure if you’re pogi You feel you will some unresolved
d. Your pad, which you enough, but that’s a know, “sa tamang emotional trauma
share with your “life partner.” different discussion panahon.” wound in the past.”
altogether.
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kasi that will always such a thing as in love with the other ginawa ako in parties talaga. But he has to
come into play will be the forgivable cheating. party. Kung purely that would seem foul work for it. Kailangan
length of the relationship, For me lang personally. tawag ng laman lang or for others, but my tiyagain niya, kasi back
and how much she Kasi trust is a big part he’s just doing it to get boyfriend and I trust to zero ulit kami.”
loves you, or kung of relationships. Kaya my attention pag busy each other, so kami Chinggay, 27, English
gaano siya katanga. nga siya commitment.” ako, sige, mag-uusap lang makakaalam when language tutor
Kung tanga siya, swerte Tessa, 30, research kami. Pero kung may it’s cheating. Kayo lang
mo, pero consider this analyst feelings na siya for the din ang may call for
a second lease, wag ka other person, mahirap reconciliation when that
nang umulit.” na yun.” happens.”
Jenny, 28, legal Analise, 24, account Patty, 25, account
assistant executive executive
LOUNGE
D A T I N G
Aldub
Turns out waiting
for the ‘ tamang
panahon ’ isn’t the
only love nugget we
got from the record-
breaking love team
w o r d s : PAU LO AG U I LE RA
i l l u s tr a ti o n : WA R R E N E S PE J O
‘K 1
alyeserye’ it’s not just enough to buy elaborate plans for your
protagonists her the latest shoes or the dates to simply deciding
Alden Richards Meet the folks priciest chocolates. Finding where to eat, your ability to
and Maine “Yaya Alden had to go through out her favorites (isaw) be on top of things speaks
Dub” Mendoza might still not the eye of a needle—in the or preparing something so much about your sense of
be dating in real life (who form of Lola Nidora—when sentimental (letters for her ownership.
knows?), but nonetheless, he started wooing Yaya Dub. eyes only) might actually
the almost-daily dose of
AlDub fever lets us conjure
up an almost-perfect love
While it’s unlikely to meet
a guardian as difficult as
the fully made-up granny,
have more bearing. Put some
thought into it! 4
Be gentle, man
story—“almost” because
it still isn’t real. (Or is it
already?)
building strong ties with her
family usually doesn’t come
off too easy but will surely
3
Carry your date
No matter how comfortable
you’ve become with her, you
must never get carried away
Now five months running, pay off in the long run. Not literally, like Yaya getting to the point of ditching being
Eat Bulaga’s transcendental a piggyback ride from Alden a class act, which Alden has
series has not only treated
us to our fill of kilig, but as it
turns out, provided cues on
2
It’s about the little things
at Lola Nidora’s birthday
party, but how he’s “carried”
things and just let her have
been consistently doing
since day one. Pulling out
her chair, having her home
courtship. We list down a few… We’ve come to an age where fun and feel loved. From by the agreed time, simply
Being ‘bae pick-up’
Now that they’re on speaking terms—
Alden, the Pambansang Bae has also
mastered the art of sweet talk, catching the
Dubsmash Queen off guard time and again.
Here are some pick-up lines he’s used so
far. To use or not to use?
5
Keep lines of
A woman is at her most
beautiful when she flashes
those pearly whites. And you
already have these sweet
nothings, then you’re very
much on the right path. Pet 9
communication open don’t have to try very hard— names are a good start. Everybody loves surprises
Before they even got to be take a hint from Alden and What’s better than the
on actual speaking terms,
AlDub has made it a point to
converse through Dubsmash
trust the spontaneity. Just
a thing: corny pick-up lines
only work if you look like him.
8
Look out for her
surprise itself? The satisfying
look of gasp and glee on
her face that follows, the
or fan signs. Just like Alden He may not be as ripped one that makes you heave a
and Maine in real life, you and
your date still have so much
to learn about one another, so
7
Build your personal
as the Rogelios, but Alden,
every time they are together,
always makes sure that
sigh of incomparable relief.
That’s also where the magic
of AlDub comes in: during
invest in chit-chat. comfort zone Maine gets out of every moments when hindi sila
Notice how the two swap immersion in one piece, na-orient.
inside jokes despite given the excessive pinching
on my face and whispered, “I
love you, hon.”
Angelica, via Facebook
we got a player
A friend and I got invited to
a party where everyone was
practically a stranger. We had
a few drinks when we started
playing ‘Truth or Dare.’ Things
heated up when my friend
provoked the guys by saying,
“There isn’t one guy in this
room that can handle my best
friend and I.” There were about
ten guys in the room. She said
she’d wager P5,000 cash if
anyone could prove her wrong.
Just after she made the bet, a
scruffy guy who looked a bit
like Russell Crowe walks in.
Another guy shouted, “Uy,
andito na pambato namin!” My
girlfriend put the money on
the table and sat the guy down.
She gave him a lap dance and
started removing his belt. She
played with his thing and
started from dry humping to
full on riding him in front of
all the other guys in the room.
This got me hot and bothered.
When the guy was done with
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her, he set his eyes on me
next. I was being pakipot but
eventually had my face inches
away from his cock. I sucked
on it eagerly, and he rammed
his thing deep in my throat.
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He turned me around and
entered my wet pussy from
behind, pounding me hard,
and eventually coming on my
,
ass. Then I snapped back to
the party. Turns out my friend
lost. Tough bet.
LADIES
Bicampam, via email
Mountain climbing
I had a crush on this guy from
CONFESSIONS
work, so I decided to invite him
to one of our group’s regular
hikes. I knew that he worked
out and had a killer bod but
I always wanted to confirm
For the love of mamon if he had enough stamina to
handle me. Nighttime came
and people started pitching
Good morning, dear hands and massaged my tits their tents, I slipped a note
It was Christmas morning, tenderly. I was out of breath in his tent, telling him not
the kids were asleep and I was and strength after riding him to lock his tent’s zipper if he
lying next to my hubby in bed. for so long but he was still wanted me to visit him later
ALwAyS hErE
I took off my nightgown and very horny and really wanted for some fun. My friends fell
got on top of him. He woke to be satisfied. He grabbed unto tO LIStEN, asleep and I sneaked outside
up and felt me up nude. I my waist and started pounding LADIES! to his tent only to find out
immediately felt his thing get my pussy hard while all I that the bastard locked it! I
happy. I rubbed the lips of my could do was grab a hold of his couldn’t believe the guy had
vagina on his thing, pushing back. I felt my fingertips dig Keep sending the nerve to reject me. While
my breasts into his face, trying into his skin with every thrust. your escapades to I was stomping around, one
to suffocate him with my love. I screamed after every one of fhmladiesconfessions of my friends overheard my
I could feel his saliva dripping his vicious pumps until he @gmail.com or frustrations. He was still
down my cleavage. He cupped finally slowed down and laid Facebook.com/fhm.ph pretty groggy and I was
both of my breasts with his me on the bed. He finished off really pissed and wasn’t really
cleavage. he cupped
figured out how to properly
take a bath. One time while we
were at the photocopy room, he
both of my breasts and heaviest
hinaharap
suddenly took my hand, and
at first I was like WTF? But he
The unbroken looked straight into my eyes
fingered my tits tenderly’ Guinness title for
largest natural
and kissed me. My first instinct
was to push him away, but it
human breasts felt good so I let him reach into
since 2000, belong my blouse, exploring what was
thinking straight so I asked with him last night. I shouted, to Annie Hawkins- underneath my clothes. No one
him not so subtly, “gusto “Wala!” and stormed away. Turner. With an has ever touched me so roughly
mong mag-sex?” Surprisingly, That bastard will never know over-the-nipple down there, it all felt so
we were soon kissing and what he missed that night. measurement of exhilarating. I pulled down his
haphazardly taking our clothes Fuji, via Facebook 70 inches—plotting pants and started guiding his
off. I rode him inside the tent, her pups, by penis into my skirt. He pumped
being careful not to move A blast from the past American bra into me vigorously, while I
around too much just in case There’s this guy I’ve known sizing estimates,
was sitting on a box of scratch
someone might see. He told me since first year college. I at 48V.
papers. He told me he was close,
he was close to coming after hated him at first. He was so but I didn’t want him to come
a few minutes so I gave him a arrogant, narcissistic, self- inside me, so I gave him a hand
dirty blowjob and swallowed serving, and he also smelled job while he flicked my clitoris.
so there wouldn’t be any mess. funny. I never paid any I was careful to catch all of his
While he was recovering, I attention to him even though cum with my hands, which I
asked him, “O, ‘di ba ang sarap we were both part of the same then wiped on some bond paper
ko?” he answered, “Oo, sobra.” college org. Interestingly I lying around. We cleaned up
I told him to get out of my tent enough, we both graduated and promised not to talk about
before anyone sees, and he and happened to find ourselves it again, but a part of me really
did. The next day, my crush working for the same company wants one more go soon, ha ha!
approached me and said he in the same department, and Tiff, via Facebook
forgot to leave his tent open, since both of us didn’t know
and asked what I wanted to do anyone else, we were brought
YO U R M O N T H LY V I P PAS S
01
M US IC
No virgin
like
Madonna
57 YEARS OLD AND STILL
JUICING IT—AND FINALLY STAGING
A CONCERT HERE FOR THE
REBEL HEART TOUR. A PROFILE
OF THE WOMAN RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE SExUAL AWAKENING OF
GENERATIONS
ViRgin
1982-1985
Madonna came out blazing with an upbeat
disco pop sound and a fashion statement
to match: her bleached hair and fishnet
outfits inspired a whole generation
of impressionable young women that
inspired a whole generation of men to
seek out these women. In 1985, Playboy
and Penthouse magazines dug up nude
photos of Madonna taken in 1978, when
she worked as a model. Madonna couldn’t
care less—she was a worldwide superstar
and that other pop star girl, Cyndi Lauper,
wasn’t. Still, she got awards and Billboard number months). By this time, she had also ditched
Hits (to secretly listen to): "Borderline," one hits. By the end of the ’80s, she the fishnets and sugar pop for a stronger,
"Material Girl," "Like A Virgin" released a greatest hits album, Immaculate more sultry image and a more adult sound,
Conception. practically ensuring the loyalty and love of
i m m A c U l At E B l o n d Hits (to secretly listen to): "Papa Don't all gay men, who must have clapped wildly
Preach," "Like A Prayer," "Express Yourself" when she won a Golden Globe for portrayal
Am B iti o n of the wife of a Chilean dictator Evita Peron
1986-1991
Between ’86 and ’91, she went on two E R o ti c A in Evita.
world tours and stunned fans and critics 1992-1997 Hits (to secretly listen to): "Fever," "Take a
with her provocative live performances, Her erotica phase certainly constitutes her Bow"
including depictions of masturbation on- most controversial years with the release
stage, as well as gropey co-dancers. With of a book aptly named Sex, which featured dRownEd woRld
“Like A Prayer,” she struck a nerve among erotic photographs of the singer with several 1998-2002
the pious religious for using Catholic other models, porn actors, even rapper This is the phase when she tapped into her
symbols in highly sexualized contexts. Vanilla Ice (whom she dated for a few disco-club roots and churned out a few club
02
SOU N DTRACK S
Nix these on
your V-day
playlist
IF YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO
ONE ON THIS THE RED SEASON,
THESE SONGS WILL DESTROY
YOU. CAUTION, A HANDFUL OF
PIANO MEN AHEAD…
violence and crime. In addition to that, performances depicted her usual servings Heaven Knows Orange and Lemons
her film Swept Away (directed by her new of sex, nudity, and political statements. Killer one-liner: I should’ve clipped her wings
husband Guy Ritchie) bombed at the box She was named a top earner for the year and made her mine for all eternity...
office. by Forbes magazine. Madonna has since
Hits (to secretly listen to): “Music,” been working with different artists
“Beautiful Stranger,” “American Pie” of the Millennial generation such as
Fix You Coldplay
Killer one-liner: When you feel
Miley Cyrus and Macklemore. Her
so tired, but you can’t sleep...
R E-i nVE nti o n thirteenth album, Rebel Heart features
2003-2008 collaborations with DJs and artists
She should have aged by now, but she from electronica to hip-hop. I’m Still Here Vertical Horizon
wasn’t showing any signs of it, and was Hits (to secretly listen to): “Give Killer one-liner: If you were right and I was
in fact stealing youth from younger Me All Your Luvin” wrong, why are you the one who’s gone?
03 F I LM
It’s a (movie) date!
FLIcks, and who to watch It wIth
It's a plot spun off Hunger Games and Younger sis. The 5th Wave
THE 5TH WAVE Independence Day. Four alien will take her juvenile mind
Starring: Chloë Grace attacks have devastated the earth, off finding her dream boy
Moretz, Nick Robinson, and Cassie Sullivan (Chloe Grace and instead teach her a thing
Alex Roe, Ron Livingston, Moretz) prepares for the fifth wave—the most or two about responsibility,
Liev Schreiber destructive and crucial alien offense—with the family, and surviving the
Director: J Blakeson aim of saving her younger brother, Sammy. apocalypse. Kind of...
Eddie Redmayne stars as Einar Wegener, who Your best gal pal. Because
THE DANISH undergoes a controversial and revolutionary she won’t question your
GIRL gender reassignment operation to become Lili “curiosity” about seeing this
Starring: Eddie Elbe. But what's controversial and revolutionary supposedly Oscar-nabbing,
Redmayne, Alicia Vikander, about that?! The movie is set in the 1930s, when humane, and stunning biopic.
Matthias Schoenaerts it was exactly that.
Director: Tom Hoooper
ZOOLANDER 2 Stiller and Wilson are now afterthoughts of the Your younger utol. Because
Starring: Ben Stiller, modeling industry. However, the two are hurled the film is key to close that
Owen Wilson, Penelope once again into the world of international age gap. He’ll laugh at the
Cruz, Kristine Wiig, modeling as undercover agents tasked to same things you laughed at
Will Ferrell, Benedict stop the assassination of world-famous pop about Zoolander before.
Cumberbatch; musicians (which explains Bieber’s appearance in
Director: Ben Stiller the trailer).
HOW TO BE How to be Single celebrates the bright side of Your mother. Because then
being unattached. At the center of this rom- she gets to revisit her youthful
SINGLE com are a group of bachelorettes seeking the single days—but with you on
Starring: Leslie Mann, perfect partners in between sextings, one-night watch. Uhm, we take that
Dakota Johnson, Alison stands, flings, and hook-ups. back...watching a film like this
Brie, Rebel Wilson, Lily with your mother might be a
Collins; bit too awkward.
Director: Christian Ditter
04
GaM e s
A visual novel told entirely Set in the aftermath of a Have you ever wanted Gone Home is about 21-
with your through early 2000s style
chat windows. This tale of
Human-Monster war, you
play a child who, in an
to play a teenage girl
navigating high school?
year old Kaitlin visiting her
father's inherited mansion.
DEATH BY MAN-
TEARS
Make him watch Artax’s
death scene
in The Neverending Story.
(see: pubescent kid trying
to pull up a horse while
a magical swamp tries to
swallow it).
05
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killED off? hErE arE somE Everyone on Grey's A trip to your local
Anatomy dies. Shonda mangkukulam can
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a way. on Deadpool. Then
you can go crazy with
the ways you can kill
him.
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talk weird, but Rocky reseArched-crAckpoT-predicTions of who’ll Academy is an award-
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upset this win? Mark likely going to win?
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Feature Leading Role Actress Leading Role George Miller for
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Looking back, 2015 was Room Steve Jobs DiCaprio in The Road
bursting at the seams Larson delivers a Whether she’s baring Revenant Not only did he
with SO. MUCH. FEELS. disturbing (Read: her ample breasts or not, Growing an insane direct cinema’s most
It only seems appropriate winning) performance as she’s a scene-stealer. amount of facial hair adrenaline-fueled,
that Joy, Sadness, Anger, a kidnap and rape victim And as Steve Jobs’ and wrestling a bear visually titillating car
Digust, and Fear get the who must raise her child marketing head Joanna might just ensure victory chase, but he did it
recognition they deserve. within the confines of her Hoffman, she kills it. for the Academy’s without sacrificing plot.
Which film is most captor’s makeshift prison. Who’s most likely most notorious Oscar- Who’ll probably win?
likely to upset this Who’s most likely to upset this win? panderer. Alejandro G. Iñárritu, who
win? Filmmaker and to upset this win? Sexy newcomer Alicia Who’s most likely to seems to be a favorite
weird connoisseur Charlotte Rampling’s Vikander, who gets her upset this win? Eddie for his bold choices when
Charlie Kaufman’s stop ultra-restrained portrayal heart stomped on when Redmayne’s convincing it comes to his craft
motion animation sorrow- of a wife coming to grips she realizes her husband trans-pioneer in The (FYI: The Revenant was
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On the other hand, women have dali mong i-divert yung attention
openly expressed admiration towards mo to somewhere or something para
you, raving about how you’d been true makalimot. Cellphone, Internet, call
to yourself when you were inside the Pwede bang hindi naman ako para a friend, go shopping, get a drink,
PBB House. maka-relax naman ako nang kaunti?’ whatever. Sa Bahay ni Kuya, wala yun
Masaya ako, kasi nung nasa Bahay Ako pa naman yung tipong when it lahat—you have to face it on your own.
ako sobrang dami kong bashers, as in comes to putting in work, talagang Of course there’s Kuya; but you cannot
mas marami kaysa sa fans. Ngayong I give my best. Lalo na’t nakasalalay turn your back on whatever issue you’re
nandito na ako sa outside world, siguro sa’yo yung mga Housemates—like facing. Kahit ayaw mo o mahina ang
parang looking back, naiintindihan na yung pagkain namin, syempre loob mo, kailangan mo siyang harapin.
nila na, ‘Ah, kaya pala ganun siya kasi ayokong magutom yung mga kasama And dun mo mare-rerealize na hindi ka
kailangan.’ Siyempre sa PBB, matira ko. naman pala mamamatay pag ginawa
matibay dun. Kapag ‘pabebe’ ka dun, How difficult was it to adjust to mo yun. Mas magiging strong ka pa
ma-e-evict ka talaga. suddenly living with strangers under at lalong lalawak yung pag-intindi mo.
Not even a hint of pretension? one roof? Tapos you have to earn everything; we
Para kasing dagdag-trabaho pa sa’yo Mahirap, kasi siyempre titimplahin mo don’t have money inside the house.
yun kapag you filter your words. sila, kailangan extra clean ka sa mga discovered
hat have you
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lf from th
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ko kayang itago kapag nabubwisit o wala akong gamit—isa ako dun sa mga experience? ive, as in
that competit
naiirita ako. Tatahimik lang ako, pero hindi nabigyan. Tapos kailangan kong That I could be o. Ts aka na-
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‘pag sobra na, kailangan na talaga manghiram ng underwear sa taong yung hindi ak ys ically,
rance ko—ph
siyang ilabas. hindi ko naman kilala! As in, di ba?! test yung endu na mentally.
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fr
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ones
magiging ka-taray or ka-competitive. does being in that situation do to a to make new
Hindi kasi talaga ako ganun. Every person? ge nu in e or not. FHM
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week may task, aside from the daily For me, ang laking personality
tasks, tapos ako lagi ang leader, so development ang nagagawa ng pagtira Dawn would like to thank Ketonic Diet Ph, Finessa
lahat talaga ng pressure nasa akin. sa Bahay ni Kuya. Let’s say there’s a Aesthetica, Coach Chris Martin Bond, Supah Shop,
I was asking myself, ‘Bakit ba ako? problem. Dito sa outside world, ang Shnukum Manila, The Urban Hour, and Hazel Asuncion.
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leaves
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lightly smashed side. Continue cooking until at the
desired doneness. Top with butter, and -basted
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See white stuff on your
salmon? Stop cooking!
That’s a sign you’re about to
overcook (or might already
have overcooked) your fish.
tIp #2
Ask your suki to descale and
remove the bones from your
salmon fillet to save you time
and the hassle (Scales fly!).
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MahaliMUyak
DLSU vs ADMU *drops mic*
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prowess landed her editions.
on our cover! The fact hUgot by p.a.r.d.
that she’s got quite the Fresh beats
figure had nothing to As if it wasn’t catchy
do with it at all, nope, enough, you’ve also
crazy in love
nothing at all… got several FHM
cover version
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dancing
in case there
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was any
rUMble in the
doubt.
jUngle
More fun than a night
out at Valk...
gwiyoMi
bogart cUte overload
the eXplorer Alodia knows
His viral video prowess what’s up.
landed him in our pages!
The fact that he’s got quite
the figure possibly had
something to do with it…
Mos t of u s semi-gwapo , u su ally f un ny , g en er a lly li k ea b l e g u y s h a v e
HOW TO BE MR. LAY
a sk ed ou rs elv es t his qu est io n mor e tha n a fe w ti me s: “ Bakit wala pa ring
nagkakagusto sa akin ?” We g ot he a d g ui da nc e cou n s e l o r , Ir a L l o r a d o r a n d
THE LOOK
ex pe rt s f ro m d if fe re nt fi eld s t o he lp y o u b ri ng ou t th e s e x i n e s s i n y o u EXP Er T A DVIC E: Badj Geneto,
professional stylist
W OR DS C HI SE AL CAN TAR A IL L U S TR AT IO NS ME LVI N C A L I N G O
P S YC HOLOGIC A L BA S IS :
“Cleanliness and good
hygiene show that
you’re healthy and you
BE THE L EAN, have a certain sense of
NOT-S O-M EAN responsibility. It’s like
you know what you’re HOW TO MA K E IT HA P P EN
SEX MA CHI NE doing with yourself and It’s important to know
you have things under what you’re dressing up
EX PEr T AD VIC E: Kirst Viray, control,” Llorador notes. for. If it’s for every day
H OW TO MA KE I T H A PPE N
COSMOMAN Centerfold Model “Though, it also helps to work (without uniform),
D IET: Have most of your
have your own unique then it’s best to go with
carbs during the morning
style that you can have what you’re comfortable
then, less and less as the
people familiarize you with because you can
day progresses. Two cups
with so they develop, actually make a statement
of rice in the morning, one
again, this certain level of about yourself and
PS YCH O LOG IC AL B AS IS : at lunch, and just ulam
comfort,” says Llorador. feel like you’re staying
A book called Men Are during dinner.
through to it.
Like Are Like Waffles W OrK - OuT : Once you
Women Are Like achieve the body built you
But don’t overdo trying
Spaghetti by Bill and are looking for, maintain
to make a statement
Pam Farrel, relationship the heaviness of the
by wearing something
counselor, proposes weights so you won’t
completely inappropriate
that “yung brain ng add more volume to your
for the occasion. Always
girls dikit-dikit na, they muscles.
note where you’re headed
relate one thing to the C ArD I O: Also, try to walk
and what you’ll be doing.
other so when deciding all the time, everywhere
if they want to hook up you go so you can still
A good pair of shoes will
with you. They take into perspire and be active
get you far. Let people
account other aspects of even when you’re not
take a second look and
relationship like, if you’re exercising.
make a statement.
buffed to the point that it
looks like you spend all
Good fitting clothes are
your free time in the gym,
always a must to not look
she could question if you
sloppy, droopy, or lazy.
are willing to sacrifice
some of your gym time
to prioritize her needs,”
Llorador interprets.
HOW TO MA K E IT HA P P EN
Y O U SMELL There’s no “one scent”
F A MI LI AR that attracts all the
ladies—it’s all a matter of
E X P ErT A DVIC E: Wiji Lacsamana, preference. Try getting
Owner of Radioactive Mushrooms to know the girl you’re
MA XI MUM in the Forrest Memory-perfume wooing to get a clue as to
what she likes.
COMF ORT
Try natural perfumes.
EX PEr T A D VIC E: Ma. Sylvia They smell different on
Pengson, Curriculum Director, everyone because they
John Robert Powers HOW TO MA KE IT H AP PEN blend with your body’s
Expose yourself to the P S YC HOLOGIC A L BA S IS :
“If you still haven’t had ph level, and do not
world and gain knowledge mask your skin’s natural
in conversing well. the chance to share any
experiences with her, chemical properties.
Remember: social skills
can be learnt through heightened feelings can
interaction. also come from fond
PS YC HO LO GI CA L B A SI S:
memories. The brain
“The extent on how
While being able processes smell faster
comfortable you can
to contribute to than most senses and
be around someone
the conversation is that makes association
revolves around many
impressive, you shouldn’t with memories an easier
factors but most of
be afraid of having process,” adds Llorador.
them involve emotional
connections which can be nothing to say. Learn to
achieved through sharing listen.
heightened emotional
experiences with that Having little knowledge HOW TO MA K E IT HA P P EN
person. This is why being of the topic gives you Internalize a story you
funny and making her chance to gain insights want to project. Imagine
laugh or watching a from other people. F L A S H THAT yourself reading a book
horror movie together can Value their opinion and or checking your phone
be a good way for you show them that you are SEDUCTIVE SMIZE when you suddenly hear a
and the person you are interested in what they girl’s voice. You look up to
attracted to get closer,” think. E X P E rT A DVIC E: Dairy Darilag,
fashion photographer see your crush smiling at
says Llorador. you. Smile back.
Having a good sense
of yourself translates to When your smile causes
charisma and self-worth. your eyes to become too
small (#Chinitoproblems),
tone it down. Mysterious
P S YC HOLOGIC A L BA S IS :
smiles for angular faces,
“You can tell a lot about
and different angles for
a person’s intentions
selfies for rounder faces
from the signals they
to make them skinnier.
send through their body
language, especially
through their eyes and
what they do with their
mouths,” says Ira
Llorador.
t h e tr a ck s
of
l o st hope
Four r ai l way l i n e s s e r vi n g t h e e n t i r e o f Met r o
Mani l a—al l 11.5 mi l l i o n p e o p l e l i vi n g i n i t — i s wrong .
No other way to sa y i t . Ma k e s yo u p i n e f o r a t i m e
when the c i ty was s m a l l a n d q u a i n t , w h e n w e h a d
s tr eet c ar s and s tee l l o co m o t i ve s s n a k i n g t h r o u g h
i ts di s tr i c ts and s u b u r b s , a n d a f u t u r e i n s u b w a y.
Y es , ther e w a s a ct u al l y s u ch a t i m e
WORDS
ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ
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MARK JESALVA
f you look at the Tokyo Subway Route Map, you’d Barely moving
say it resembles a circuit board, only crazier. There Running 19.65 km from Roosevelt Avenue in Caloocan to Baclaran is LRT 1,
are letters and numbers inside rectangles and the first among the three lines to be constructed, opened in 1984. There are
squares connected by meandering lines of blue, 20 stations along the line serving an average of 470,700 passengers daily.
green, red, purple, gold, and eight other different Stretching from Santolan, Pasig to Recto for a total length of 13.8 km
colors, representing 13 lines and 285 stations with is LRT 2, the newest line in the network, opened in April 2003. It has 11
a total track length of 304.1 kilometers, serving stations serving 195,000 passengers on average, mostly students enrolled
over eight million passengers daily on estimate. in the University belt. The trains on this line are of the heavy rail type, and
This is not even the sum of it—in all, Tokyo has 882 by far the best we have. The eastern end of the network, which is currently
interconnected railway stations serving a grand total Santolan station, is now being extended to Masinag, the gateway to Antipolo
of 40 million passengers, making the Tokyo urban and Cogeo. Plans for the western end to extend from Recto to Pier 4 are in
railway network the most extensive and the most the works.
used in the world. No doubt the busiest, and infamously so, of the three is MRT 3, more
Hong Kong’s Mass Railway Transit (MRT) is much simpler, laid out popularly known as the Edsa line. Running from North Avenue in Caloocan
with eight lines running logical straight paths and mostly 90 degree turns, to Taft Avenue down south, it traverses Metro Manila’s main highway for a
with a number of interconnections. Unlike the Tokyo subway, where you total of 16.9 km of track. Almost 600,000 passengers take the train every
can get lost just by looking at the map, you can clearly see the origins and day, and yet its maximum capacity is only 450,000.
destinations of each line in the Hong Kong MRT. Still, it represents 218.2 The fourth line belongs to the Philippine National Railways (PNR) and
km of track and 155 stations, practically stopping at every important district is called the Metro Commuter Line. It runs 56 km from Tutuban station in
in the city, serving an average of 4.71 million passengers daily. Tondo to Laguna, passing through 27 stations along Manila, Makati, Taguig,
Singapore’s Mass Rapid Transit (MRT) and Light Rail Transit system Parañaque, and Muntinlupa, serving 100,000 commuters on average,
(LRT) is not much different from Hong Kong’s, although it is much more primarily those living in the south. The line is, in fact, a part of the currently
elegantly laid out. [This early we make this distinction: LRT is light rail and unserviceable South Main Line, or the Bicol Express, because it runs all the
MRT is heavy rail. The differences are in the train sizes and passenger way to Sorsogon in the Bicol Region.
capacity. Logically, heavy rail is bigger and serves more people.] Presently, In total, Metro Manila has 106.3 km of track and 72 stations, with no real
there are five working lines in the city, stretching 170.7 km with 121 interconnections (foot bridges don’t count). Compare these with Singapore’s
stations serving 2.8 million passengers daily. Eight more lines are either urban railway numbers, and note that in terms of land area, Metro Manila
under construction or in the planning stages. Of the ones being constructed, (638.6 sq. km) and Singapore (718.3 sq km.) are almost the same, but our
the Circle Line is the most impressive—on the map it is, in fact, a perfect population (11.5 million) is twice as theirs (5.5 million).
yellow circle underneath the city, with trains to go round and round through On top of all that: problems with track maintenance, station
Harbourfront and Marina Bay. management, the quality of the trains themselves, and ultimately,
Meanwhile, Metro Manila has four lines. bureaucratic corruption explain the daily torture that train commuters
Four. On the map they look like cracks in the ground. experience. Beginning with long queues to packed cars, to frequent
HOW WE STACK uP WITH
THE TRAINS OF OuR
NEIgHBORS
[ Suitengu Shrine ]
[ Tokyo Metropolitan Government ]
[ Yoyogi Park ]
malfunctions and one major accident in 2014 when a stalled train came
uncoupled with another train pushing it from behind, freewheeling straight
out of Taft station, with passengers inside the cars, injuring 38.
Your next immediate question would have to be: How did we end up
with this?
And the answer is: we shouldn’t have.
to build and the trend that we get most of the old pictures shown here, of what Manila was like when
time in Europe. The WB plan the tranvia was still around.
was essentially the earlier The tranvia streetcar network was actually the main business interest of
JICA plan, with the same what we still know today as Meralco, the country’s major electric distribution
routes identified, only they company. Meralco is the Manila Electric Railroad and Lighting Company,
replaced the subway with formed in 1903 “to opeate an electric street railway and to furnish electric
overhead trains,” says Dr. current for light, heat, and power for the city of Manila,” according to The
Regidor. Meralco Story, a small book the company published in 1950 (to showcase
And that is the story of their new modern electric power plant, Rockwell. Now it’s the Rockwell
Manila’s urban trains. It has Power Plant Mall).
been 39 years since the final Snippets from the book:
plan was put in motion, and “In April 10, 1905, the electric street railway system was inaugurated
we only have three of the six with 34 single truck open cars. Receipts for the first day of operations
to eight lines proposed. There exceeded P1,200.” In 1905, Manila had a population less than 300,000.
are proposed plans for new “In 1906, the Manila-Pasig line was added…this line, running through
lines, and they more or less Fort William McKinley, was for many years one of the best revenue-
follow the original plan, but as these facts show, these should have already producing lines of the Meralco system…in 1925 the Santa Mesa-Manila
been in operation. line was added.” Fort William McKinley is now Bonifacio Global City. In all,
Almost a century ago it was an even more different story. there were 86.9 km of street track covering all sections of the city and its
environs.
In the mode of the genteel Lou Gopal in his blog wrote a pictorial essay on Manila’s modes of
A photo of Old Manila from the 1920s: transportation from the turn of the century up until the 1960s. Among
It is high noon and the tranvia station at Plaza Goiti in Binondo is abuzz the photographs he showcased, from the personal collection of Mr. Fred
with people, mostly men in white suits. They probably snuck out of their Magpayo, is an old route map of Meralco’s tranvia network (with an autobus
offices—it’s the Central Business District, after all—for lunch at the nearby line route). From Plaza Goiti in Binondo you can practically take a tour of
chic shopping district of Escolta. Two streetcars appear from opposite Manila. Among the stops: City Hall-Paco-Sta. Ana-Guadalupe-Pasig; San
directions toward the station, which is really just a street platform. The Andres-Singalong; Pritil-Maypajo, Caloocan. Nostalgia is sweetest if you
tranvias—orange in color, say those who remember—look like the street cars take the time to view many of the old photos featuring the tranvia: You
in San Francisco. Plaza Goiti with its buildings and shops and the tranvias can see a Manila with wide tree-lined streets, great architecture, with a
and the station, joined by the procession of carretelas and the new moving cosmopolitan yet genteel mood.
sensation of the 20th century, the automobile, make for an image straight
out of an Old World European city.
But it is Manila. Was. The great iron horse
Fortunately, the Internet has been a repository of a wealth of photos There is another lost track, and it belongs to the Manila Railroad Company
of Old Manila, dug out by history and nostalgia buffs from libraries and (MRC).
personal collections, for others to see. Two of the best web pages are from The MRC is the country’s first effort to connect the country via the
Filipino-American Lou Gopal’s blog and Facebook page Manila Nostalgia rail. Initiated in 1875 by the Spanish colonial government, by the time
(lougopal.com/manila; facebook.com/oldmanilanostalgia) and American the Americans came to colonize the country and stepped up railway
John Tewell’s Flickr page (flickr.com/photos/johntewell). It is from them that construction in the beginning of the 20th century, the MRC had succeeded
In the book, The Colonial Iron Horse: Railroads and Regional Development THE F u Tu RE WE TALA
in the Philippines 1875-1935 (UP Press, 1999), author Eng. Arturo G. Corpuz, S HOuL D HAv E QUIRINO
HAD A L ONg
SACRED HEART
UP professor and vice president for Urban Planning at Ayala Land, identified
the arrival of the automobile as the crux that rendered the MRC irrelevant. TIME Ag O MINDANAO
“The first automobile was imported to the Philippines in 1903. Less than DOñA CARMEN
two decades after this event, motor vehicles were already threatening the BALINTAWAK
REGALADO
MANGGAHAN
also quickly became status symbols. The motor industry also became a BLUMETRITT
GMA/KAMUNING
large contributor to the insular treasury. In 1926, the auto industry paid
TAYUMAN
CUBAO ANONAS
BAMBANG KATIPUNAN
BETTY GO
the highest tax rate in the world, with the exception of Japan, which had TUTUBAN RECTO BELMONTE
DOROTEO JOSE
prohibitive taxes to protect its rickshaw industry,” writes Corpuz. LEGARDA V. MAPA GILMORE SANTOLAN MASINAG
CARRIEDO PUREZA J. RUIZ
By 1917 the Antipolo line was already abandoned. “The Antipolo line SANTOLAN
CENTRAL PACO
was really for tourism and religion. There were really only small barrios
UNITED NATIONS AVE.
in Antipolo at that time, the subdivisions didn’t exist yet,” says Regidor. In PEDRO GIL
SAN ANDRES ORTIGAS
1936, the Marikina and Cavite lines were also abandoned because by then QUIRINO AVENUE
VITO CRUZ
SHAW BLVD.
road building was at its peak and these places, previously hard to reach, VITO CRUZ
BUENDIA BONI AVE.
were now easily accessible by cars and buses. GIL PUYAT PASAY ROAD
GUADALUPE
As for the tranvia, in 1927 Meralco decided that the street car system LIBERTAD BUENDIA
would not be expanded, but that autobuses would supplement its service. EDSA/PASAY
MAGALLANES
AYALA
In the early years, revenue from the railway exceeded that of the electricity BACLARAN
Manila eventually recovered (though not as it once was), but not the tranvia. TALEEBA
The tranvia’s doomed fate is recounted in The Meralco Story: NIYOG PLANNED
MRT 7 LINE
“The Japanese operated the streetcars and the company’s facilities BACOOR
deteriorated greatly due to lack of maintenance. After the Battle of Manila, IMUS
SOUTH RAIL
all street cars and most of the track were destroyed. It was decided that
streetcar system could not be rebuilt.”
MAN IX ABRERA
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ILLUSTRATION: MANIX ABRERA INTERVIEW: CHISE ALCANTARA
Run
away
with
Photography S H A I R A L U N A
O F AT E A ST J E D | R O OT
Interview A S H M A H I N AY
Styling R I A CA S C O
Makeup SA R I CA M P O S
Hair R H OY CE RVANTE S
Shot on location at Eleven Tables,
G/F Ace Plaza, United cor. Brixton
St. Kapitolyo, Pasig
me
Daydreaming of
being elsewhere
with Sakura Lao
What is the
best part of
the daily grind
known as
school?
Is it pretty classmates? MILF-y
teachers? Learning to interact
with fellow sacks of emotions
known as human beings?
Actual academic learning? Well,
according to Sakura Lao, it’s
all about enjoying the years of
being young, wild, and free.
You’ve got the rest of your post-
grad days to be a frazzled mess
worrying about real life, so you
might as well make a few good
memories to flashback to later
on. Of course, we want you to
do good in school, but it’s not
a huge crime to slip out for an
adventure occasionally, right?
FAIRWAYSDes
si e M it
ch eson is a n ac e
!
Styling: J E S S I CA FA N G
Makeup: E LI Z A B E T H S U J
In golf, an ace is more
commonly known
as a “hole in one,” which is sinking it in the hole
with a single stroke. We felt like we just scored
one when we were introduced to the perfection that
is Dessie Mitcheson. For reasons she will explain
later, this babe has ended up on the green during
weekend–no doubt distracting men from their short
game whenever she turns up. It’s always great to
discover girls who are into unexpected things isn’t
it? Now excuse us because it’s time for us to emulate
Happy Gilmore once again…
Dessie is a cute name, is it shorthand With all the disciplines you’ve been
for something? exposed to, what is your personal
Dessie is my real first name. It’s not sport of choice to stay so fit?
short for anything, I was named after I’m an active person, but I think my
my great-great-great-aunt Dessie– best workouts are when I’m shooting
so it's a family name, which in my for ten hours in heels. Every muscle is
opinion makes it even more special! tight and you have to hold poses—it’s
Many locals know you for being there harder than people think! I also enjoy
during Pacquiao’s big fight with playing golf.
Mayweather–and that photo where How’d you end up into golf? It’s got a
Manny is eyeing you rather than Floyd rep as a dad sport after all!
during the faceoff! Could you tell us if I played golf in high school–I started
you really did lock eyes back then? playing because I could no longer do
I love that meme! To whoever made other sports due to too many knee
it, thank you! Now I will always have surgeries, and golf was gentler on the
that memory. That whole week during knees.
the MayPac fight went so fast and We’re curious though, what does a
we were so busy it’s hard to pinpoint lady think about the usual male golf
that exact moment–but I will say that attire AKA khakis and polo shirts?
Pacman is a great guy. He would I wouldn’t say khakis and polos are
acknowledge the girls and I, and he necessarily sexy. But I think it shows
had excellent manners. He’s a real your fun side. It can show your
sweetheart! personality, which is the sexy thing
Aside from being a ring girl, what about a man.
keeps you occupied? With all the sport talk, are you into
I’m a full-time model. I do a lot of print athletes?
work, I’m in classes for television, I have never dated a professional
and in April I will start as the lead athlete, but it is very attractive when a
sideline reporter for the Legends man is good at sports!
Football League [formerly known as Say you needed to distract someone
the Lingerie Football League]. Besides putting to win a game, what would
work, I love traveling back home you do?
to Pennsylvania. I love traveling in I would probably make a game out of
general, and also enjoying beautiful the round of golf. If you get a birdie
California! or par you’d have to shot gun a beer!
That way I can stay sober and play a
little better than everyone, ha ha! FH M
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striped necktie,
P1,000, OTAA
at Felipe and
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tie bar, P1,500,
OTAA at Felipe
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Brown Penny
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Sapatero at
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Half zip jacket,
P3,650, Marks
& Spencer;
Plaid polo,
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The
Sweater
Hey girls, guess
what this is made
of? not boyfriend
material, you
aren’t Ryan
Gosling. But it’s
the most decent
you can get
without having to
overthink
everything. Just
make sure it isn’t
a longganisa fit
because you don’t
want to give Sir
another reason to
eat you alive.
Red sweater,
P2,750, Marks
& Spencer;
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Nautica; Blue
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Marks &
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cuff links,
P1,500, OTAA
at Felipe and
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blue suede
loafers,
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Felipe and Sons;
Glasses, P4,500,
Ray-Ban
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The Dad
Plaid
Even though dad
plaid will give you
an air of maturity,
you wouldn’t wear
this shirt to the
club–girls are
unaffected by its
mystical powers.
On the other hand,
fellow men respect
the authority of the
short-sleeved dad
plaid shirt and will
listen intently to
what you have
to say.
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plaid polo,
P3,495,
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twill trousers,
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Nautica; Tan
tassel loafer,
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Sapatero at
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The Blazer
Do you wear a
blazer to work
already? Good.
Just make sure to
ditch the
office-issue black
leather shoes if
you do. But we
still recommend
copping a real
blazer because
you need that
mental edge
when dealing with
the ‘rents and
being in your
office clothes has
this unexplainable
mental toll…
Light blue
trousers,
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shirt, P2,895;
Blue jacket,
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Bespoke
Oxfords,
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FHM
A RY
FEBU
ST Y LI N G :
Boggiano
J ET B E BA S
M A K E U P AN D H AI R :
She’s at home on both the pageant and
HAN NAH KI M racing circuits!
W
hile most pageant Superbikes–lucky for me I also get
competitors are visions paid to be there!
of elegance and poise Other than making men’s engines
on-stage, we’ve learned roar, what else do you like about
that most of them these activities?
have a down and dirty side to them Well, of course, the rush and the
that’s just itching to get out of those adrenaline is addictive; there is nothing
tight gowns, and Aussie beauty queen that can compare to that! Tamer
Rebecca Boggiano is no exception. This activities are still fun of course but I love
girl will make you go crazy not just extreme sports that give me a thrill…
with her looks, but also with all the and going super fast on a motorbike or
activities she’ll make you do–and not a supercar is just unbeatable!
in the, “Aren’t you done shopping?, Were you an adrenaline junkie even
it’s been three hours.” kind of way, but before you joined pageants?
rather, “Aren’t you going to hit the Of course! If anything I do beauty
brakes yet?” pageants to remind myself that I am
actually, in fact, a girl, ha ha!
Did enjoying these certain types of
You mentioned that you considered hobbies intimidate other pageant
yourself a tomboy but you don’t look contestants?
a thing like one! What’s that about? No, of course not! I consider myself
I very much grew up as a tomboy and pretty down to earth and easygoing.
still am at heart! Although I like to be When people meet me in person
girly every now and then, I hardly ever they would never feel threatened or
wear makeup in day-to-day life–I enjoy intimidated; I’m not really as scary as I
the outdoors and getting down and may seem on social media! It’s actually
dirty in general! I love motorsports the opposite–they intimidate me! I
and attend a lot of events such as usually feel like I don’t measure up
Formula 1, The V8s [Supercars series], because I am a tomboy–but you got to
drifting, drags, Moto GP, and World fake it till you make it right?
FHM Y
UAR
FEBR
Though you must have fun getting searching solo trips? What if we saw a beautiful girl like
to travel all over because of your Although. I love being around people you traveling alone, would it be
pageant duties! and am a very sociable person, I have creepy if we introduced ourselves?
I’ve learnt a lot about myself on all of my learnt to love traveling alone. When Of course not, if you did it in the
travels. I’ve definitely learnt to be more I am alone I can do whatever I want right way! If you came up with some
independent and how to enjoy being in whenever I want. I have nobody to sleazy pick-up line then maybe, but
my own company as well as how to enjoy answer to, nobody complaining or if you were genuinely looking for a
the company of others. There are endless getting tired. It also allows me the friend to chat with then I’ll be happy
things to learn on all of my travels–and opportunity to meet new people who to be your friend. If I don’t like you,
I have also learnt how to network and are doing the same thing! I usually say you will know soon enough, ha ha!
that every single person you meet has that I ride solo and anybody who wants So, have you ever found a soulmate
something valuable that you can learn to join me can, but I won’t ever change while traveling?
from or utilize in your own life. my plans for people because they end Ha ha! What happens on tour, stays
We’re always free if you want a travel up letting me down anyway. on tour, right? FH M
buddy, or are these more of soul-
Rebecca’s
life this
month
P GSEI ILLUSTRATIONS
GILBERT DAROY
WORDS
N
VINCE SALES
MAL E
GE E K D O M
Just like the animal kingdom, geeks have their alpha males too.
only these alphas are now the richest, most influential men on the
planet—capable of affecting everything from climate change to space
exploration. who are they? it’s about time you asked…
JACK MA
Famous For: Alibaba, the
e-commerce site and the world’s
largest online business-to-business
trading platform, but also
much more. It does business-
to-consumer (like Amazon),
consumer-to-consumer (like
eBay), electronic payments
(like PayPal), and cloud
computing services (again,
like Amazon).
What else he does:
As the richest man in China,
there’s a lot of philanthropy.
He’s into nature conservancy,
and has purchased a
28,100-acre chunk of land for JEFF BEZOS
Famous For: Amazon. Which
Brandon Park in New York.
Began With: China now sells everything from books
Yellow Pages, an Internet to software, toys, and jewelry. And
company dedicated to producing consumer electronics, like
creating websites for Chinese the Kindle.
companies. In three years, the What else he does: A
company made 5,000,000 large portion of Amazon's business
yuan ($800,000). involves The Cloud, and it’s a
What his Future hugely profitable part. As if that
holds: Alibaba has grown wasn’t enough, Bezos also has
into a gargantuan company large investments in companies
in a wide variety of industries. like The Washington Post, and Blue
Though Jack Ma as Alibaba’s Origin–a company much like Elon
executive chairman has Musk’s SpaceX, except Blue Origin
to make sure that his new successfully landed a reusable
shareholders are happy, the rocket first.
future is wide open. After all, Began With: Bezos worked
Alibaba made $14.3 billion in at a New York hedge fund before
sales during China’s “Singles founding Amazon. Like Steve Jobs,
Day” this year, an event not he set up the company in his garage.
unlike the US’ Black Friday. What his Future holds:
net Worth: $24.1 billion Make no mistake about it, Amazon
(as of Dec 2015) is the future of retail. It recently
did you knoW that: surpassed retail giant Walmart in
He learned English as a child market capitalization.
by conversing with foreigners net Worth: $59.3 billion (as of
in a nearby hotel, giving them Dec 2015)
free guides so he could did you knoW that: Bezos
practice his English. purchased The Washington Post in
2013, aiming to help transition the
newspaper online.
SERGEY BRIN
Famous For: Google.
Through Alphabet’s various
companies, Brin has his fingers
in a lot of pies. Most notably,
reorganization and rebranding
into Alphabet allows Brin and
Alphabet’s brain trust to basically
Don’t know what that is? through Google.org--Google’s let the search engine biz do what
Google it. But here’s the short philanthropic arm, he is investing it does best while they pursue
version: Google (which is now in alternative energy. He is also moonshots like driverless cars.
known as the holding company championing driverless cars net Worth: $36.8 billion (as
Alphabet) consists of Google through Google X. of Dec 2015)
Inc, Calico (biotech research), Began With: Math. Yeah, did you knoW that: After
Google Ventures and Capital you got that right: math can having his genome sequenced,
(investment), Google X (R&D), make you rich. Together with Brin discovered that he had a
Fiber (high-speed Internet Larry Page, Brin created the high likelihood of developing
service), Nest Labs (smart PageRank algorithm back Parkinsons at some point in
home products), and Verily (life in his Stanford days. If that his life. Through Calico, he's
sciences). Under Google Inc is sounds familiar, that’s because taken an active role in finding a
the stuff we’re more familiar with, PageRank is a cornerstone of cure for Parkinsons and other
such as Android, YouTube, and the Google search engine. neurodegenerative diseases.
Google Search. What his Future
What else he does: holds: Google’s recent
moBile
You’ve heard it said time and again: the future
is mobile. The Philippines is all about mobile,
with four in 10 Filipinos toting smartphones in
2015. Therefore, the Philippines is the future…
BPo
Famous For: Facebook. You good of the human race. Aw, what a
know it. You use it—whether you like nice guy. Now that the dust has settled around the BPO
it or not. It boasts 1.44 billion active Began With: Facemash, a creepy industry, the Philippines has emerged as a
monthly users, including your mom, site for Harvard students to stalk cute leader in providing these services to the world.
your ex, and countless rabid Duterte girls/guys. Hmm, not much
supporters. has changed. social media
What else he does: What his Future holds: 41 million tweets for #AldubEBTamangPanahon.
Lately, Zuckerberg has been 2016 will decide whether or not Aldub breaking all kinds of Twitter records is
getting pretty good at investing Zuckerberg’s $2 billion purchase of proof that Pinoys rule social media. So what are
Facebook’s giant pile of moolah. Oculus was worth it or not. Meanwhile, we going to do about it now?
He cemented Facebook’s future in the long term, Zuckerberg stands
by buying Facebook challengers to become one of the world’s greatest inVention
like Instagram and Whatsapp, as philanthropists– at the age of 31 he Pinoys are an inventive bunch. Even Obama
well as re-aligning the company for has a huge headstart over 60-year-old thinks so, and during his visit here for APEC,
mobile. Thanks to the purchase of Bill Gates, who started all this with The he tried to matchmake Aisa Mijeno, inventor of
virtual reality company Oculus, he Giving Pledge campaign. a saltwater lamp that could change the world,
placed Facebook in a good position net Worth: Estimated $46 billion and Jack Ma, founder of online e-commerce
to own the VR future if and when it (as of Dec 2015) site Alibaba.
takes off. He’s also a big supporter did you knoW that: Like
of free Internet for the whole world, Steve Jobs, he has a “uniform”: jeans shiPBuilding
which he pursues through Internet. and a black t-shirt, though he has Who knew? The Philippines is the fourth
org. Finally, Zuckerberg has pledged been known to put on a suit every now largest shipbuilding nation in the world. That’s
to give away 99 percent of his own and then. big. Literally.
personal Facebook fortune for the
ELON MUSK
Famous For: Tesla
fastest, cheapest mode of
transport on the planet.
Began With:
with solar, or wind power, can
take thousands (millions?) of
homes off the grid. SpaceX is
Motors, the electric car Musk started his fortune by aiming to make space travel
company of which he is CEO creating a number of web safe, regular, and cheap with
and “product architect.” companies, the most famous its reusable rocket. And there
What else he does: of which is PayPal. He sold are already plans to build a
Oh, nothing much. He’s just that to eBay for a small test Hyperloop in 2016.
the founder of SpaceX, a fortune ($1.5 billion), of which net Worth: $12 billion
company that builds and 165 million was his. (as of Dec 2015)
designs space rockets. He’s What his Future did you knoW that:
also the chairman of Solar holds: Nothing short of Elon Musk had a cameo in
City, a company that designs, changing the world. Aside Iron Man 2, because, when it
finances and installs solar from pursuing a cheap (sub comes down to it…he’s the
energy systems for homes and $30,000), electric car for man most likely to build an Iron
business. He’s also working on everyone, Tesla is creating Man suit—if he doesn’t have
this thing called the Hyperloop, batteries for the home, the one already.
which promises to be the Powerwall, which, together
How I did it
When in Manila, hang out with
this guy… CV
VINCE
PHOTOGRAPHY DAIRY DARILAG • INTERVIEW TONI ANTIPORDA
GOLANGCO,
34
Education:
I moved out of our house when It’s really out of our control what they challenge each other in a • BA
I was 16. I worked as a cashier goes viral, but we sort of have an positive way, they have different Communication,
at a Burger King in Los Angeles, eye for what will trend or go viral skills, and they help each other. San Diego State
then I sent money back home to my now. But it’s still just one of the few University
family. After that, I also worked at a articles that we have. We still do a lot Understand your own Currently:
department store, as a waiter, then of reviews of places very few people limitations and capabilities. • Founder and
eventually joined the US Navy for get to find. And be realistic, because there’s publisher, When
four years. only a set number of hours in a in Manila
We always choose to be day and you have no control over • Co-owner, Tipsy
I started a blog because I liked positive, and we don’t pretend to be that. Also be aware of your physical Pig, Dyce ‘n’
writing. It’s not as if I started When such food experts—we’re just normal limitations, because you can only do Dyne, Hyve, and
in Manila thinking that I’m going to people who tried something and so much as a person. Vyne
invest money in it and create this shared what we thought of it. Formerly:
• Cashier, Burger
site that gets contributors and be Don’t try too hard to be cool.
King
the guide to what people are talking It’s irresponsible to bash If you just love yourself, you’re
• Recruit, United
about in Metro Manila. something, because the review is cool already, in your own circle
States Navy
going to be online forever. We could and in your own way. It’s about • Radio DJ,
When I started, it was really really ruin businesses and lives, so it’s appreciating yourself for who you Mellow 94.7
just me sharing my drunken either we give them a second chance are, and understanding that no one
stories to my friends in San or just don’t write about it. When we is cool to everyone.
Diego. “When in Manila, do as the choose not to write about it, then we
Manilenians do,” you know, like “When just tell the business owners directly
in Rome…” Back then I didn’t care about our complaints.
about views—I just liked writing, and I
just wrote for my friends and myself. Just keep on writing. There will
be days when you will be inspired to
Don’t be afraid to meet
Back then, I noticed that a lot
of the online sites were either
write, then there will be days when
you won’t be, or at least won’t have
someone new. Don’t
good with writing but bad in SEO
(search engine optimization), or
the time to write, but still make it a
point to write every day.
believe the saying that you
good with SEO but then you go to
the site and realize that the writing Get really good business
shouldn’t talk to strangers,
is not really good or it was not what
you were looking for. We found the
partners. I can learn as much as
I can, but partnering with the right
because, if you think about
middle ground, we’ve researched and
learned SEO, and it just grew from
people will make it easier for me. A
lot of businesses do well because it, we’re all strangers.
there. they have the right mix of people—
ZeN
a nd t h e art of
CHILL
4 6
Yoga G r e e n i t up Stretch your hips
Yoga is a form of movement Sitting all day in front of your
meditation that not only helps A 2012 Du tch s t u d y p u b lis h e d in t h e desk might help you meet all your
you relax, it can improve your jou rn a l Landscape and Urban Planning deadlines. But it means your hip
flexibility, too. According to flexors remain dormant, which
Jonathan Cagas, assistant
fo u n d th at th o s e wh o liv e d in a r e a s can lead to lower back pain and
professor at the UP College of with m o st g re e n s p a c e h a d lo we r you not being able to move well.
Human Kinetics, "it’s an active levels of th e s t r e s s h o r mo n e c o r t is o l When you can’t move well, you
recovery strategy that teaches just feel bad overall.
us body awareness and focus. co mpa red wit h t h o s e wh o liv e in mo r e Do it: Try doing a hip flexor
It also employs diaphragmatic u rb a n areas. T h e r e f o r e , if y o u h a v e t h e stretch. From a standing position,
breathing that helps increase ch a n ce, g o se e k n a t u r e , ma n . step your right food forward and
blood flow, relaxing the muscles, bend your right knee until you
kicking stress in the butt." Do it: If you liv e in a n u r b a n a r e a , feel the stretch on your left hip.
Do it: Try a class at Whitespace try to fin d th e n e a r e s t p a r k a n d wa lk Hold this for 15 to 20 seconds,
Wellness in Katipunan, or Urban aro u n d. Is you r o f f ic e c lo s e t o a g r e e n then switch sides.
Ashram Yoga in Kapitolyo, Pasig. Perfect for: The middle of
They have basic classes that will space? Ta k e a s t r o ll o n y o u r b r e a k t o the workday. So that when it’s
teach you the rudiments of Yoga. redu ce wo rk s t r e s s . O c c a s io n a lly, y o u time to go home, you can spring
Another upside: Classes are out the door.
mostly composed of females.
ca n also tak e r o a d t r ip s t o p la c e s wit h
Perfect for: Weekend m o re trees (li k e Ba g u io ).
exercise. It’s a good form of cross Perfect fo r: W h e n y o u ’r e in t h e
training from your usual sport or
workout. m iddle o f a st r e s s f u l d a y (p a r k is
g reat). If you h a d a s t r e s s f u l we e k
(roadtrips a r e b e t t e r ).
HOW NATURE
TICKS YOUR Compensates Has a restorative
NEURO BOXES for everday effect on
ACCORDING TO attention levels
SCIENTISTS:
overstimulation Significantly
Improves focus
(via the internet) lowers stress
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UPGRADE
Millennial
Roadster
H e re is th e n ew MX-5—or the M i ata of your generati on.
Wh en y o u d riv e thi s, l ogi c goes out the w i ndow
It took us about six seconds to flip down the way you want it to, felt like a cliché—except that
soft top of the Mazda MX-5, or the Miata as it's you feel it, and it’s real.
more affectionately known, and it was a slow six There is no other time when the MX-5 is its
seconds. There are no motors to do the work, but true self. Back in the chaos of the city, it is just a
ideally you could do it in three—release a lever just preening, pretentious car—can’t go fast, can’t go
above the rear view mirror, undo the hook, then low, can’t take the roof down.
tuck it down neatly behind the headrests with a But maybe not.
click. But we were careful not to break anything. Here’s a point of view: Maybe the MX-5 is the
At a starting price of P1.6 million, it was not smartest, most sensible car you can drive every
a go kart—although once you scrunch your 5’7” day on the road.
frame onto the driver’s seat, that’s what it felt like We’ll tell you why:
exactly. But that one act of doing away with the There are people driving big cars solo; a
roof explained the joy of owning a roadster: the shameful waste of space. There’s been talk about
freedom, the individuality, the promise of speed, keeping off the road cars that have only two
the abandonment of all logic (four doors, back people inside, when they can carry five or more.
seat, usable trunk space) for pure fantasy (no The MX-5 seats two, and if it’s all you need, then
back seat, a hole for a trunk, but damn sporty). In that’s all you need.
Mazda’s own primal words: zoom-zoom. We talk about clean fuel and saving fuel. The
SPECS And we hadn’t even started the engine yet. MX-5, while it happens to be a sports car, happens
When we did, we were hurtling down the to have technology for fuel economy and cleaner
beautiful, winding roads of the Sierra Madre loop. emissions. As with all of Mazda’s newest models,
two-seater convertible Up to Cogeo, through the mountains, down Pillila, the MX-5 comes with the i-STOP (tech that shuts
soft top coupe Rizal, then up and down again. Because that’s down the engine during complete stops, saving
six speed manual or where the MX-5 belonged. The rush of the manual five percent on fuel) and i-ELOOP (a regenerative
automatic transmission transferring power to the back (yes, braking system that puts energy into a battery,
In-line four cylinder a rear wheel drive) ran a loop up to your throttle saving as much as 10 percent of fuel) systems.
dohc 16 valve foot straight to the groin. What you have, then, is a car that plays smart.
output: 160@6000 Negotiating the hairpins, with the top down, the With these, you have to ask yourself: between
torque: 200@4600 wind in your face, the car twitching and turning the a Smart car, and an MX-5, who’s smarter? Exactly.
UPGRADE
Looking
after yourself
This Valentine’s in G I VE YO U R
gear-assisted self-love BATO K A
B R EAK
Zyllion ZMA-13-BK
pillow massage with
WORDS KHYNE PALUMAR heat
Comfortably warms
to assist anti-high-BP
circulation, and deep-
kneads tight portions of
your upper and lower
back, or any part of
your body that can park
itself in this
5 x 9 -inch massaging
pillow. Straps onto
most head rests
(e.g. your car’s),
and operates on an
idiot-proof operation
single button. Shuts
off automatically after
20 minutes, too, in case
you’ve dozed off and
got too comfortable.
Score for: P3,97 1,
Galleon
U N -T WI TC H
YO U R E Y E
M USCLES
Relaxus facial eye
massager
Equipped with 18 foam
massaging heads that
stimulate acupuncture
points around your
eyes. Choose from two
speeds of vibration to
zone out for 2 to15-
minutes at a time, and
watch it hack away at
relieving the resulting
head and eye aches
that come from nasal
congestion. Or you
know, just to give your
eyes a break from a
permanent smartphone
screen squint. Pick a
problem.
Score for: P1,13 5,
Galleon
ST RA I N L E S S
CA L M YO U R 4x4 multipurpose
ladder
SI N USES If you had to stand on
Ultrasonic HA-01 your toes, jump, or teeter
fragrance smoke air on another wobbly
pleasure humidifier monobloc to get that
Spritzes mist in the air to light bulb changed or that
dampen a standard stuffy roof DIY painted, then
air-conditioned bedroom. don’t you think it’s time
While it doesn’t purify you got yourself a proper
the air in a room, the ladder? Suggestions: this
Ultrasonic sanitizes its 16-step aluminum that
cradled water supply by folds four ways. Letting
pumping it with silver ions you up for a sturdy reach,
before it’s turned to mist. and probably looking like
One less air pollutant to you know what you’re
worry about. doing too.
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a hotel room with one of my female co- Mr. and Mrs. Claus for that he was scared that to get the attention of
workers. It was a small and cheap hotel Christmas, and leave Santa wouldn’t get him the people inside. I was
presents under the tree anything because he had on the floor crying when
room with a very hard floor and no extra and eat the oreos I left I heard the entity speak
been a bad boy. I got up
couch, so she let me sleep in the same for them. Now that I have and got his present from in English and shout,
bed, with a mountain of pillows and a a kid of my own, I want to inside our cabinet and “Shut up, pussy!” It was
comforter between us. I was lying awake instill the same Christmas he was so happy that it just a long-haired drunk
spirit to my toddler. So seemed like he forgot wearing a white blanket,
for about 30 minutes when I suddenly one Christmas night, my who I guessed also lost
about everything. Yup,
felt nudging on my feet. A sensation wife and I dressed up he’s my son alright. his hotel key.
went through every bone in my body as the jolly old couple Roger, via Facebook George, via Facebook
as I felt it linger up my legs. “Jane, to surprise Jimmy, our
son. He was playing with Let me in Kiss. Now.
wag natin ‘tong gawin. I value our his iPad on the couch I stayed at a fancy hotel I’m a wedding
friendship.” I said. She replied, “Ano’ng when we sprung out during my vacation in photographer, and I’ve
pinagsasasabi mo d’yan?” I looked under and surprised him. He Japan. I decided to head had my fair share of silly
the sheets and saw a giant rodent on my screamed and threw his in early and skip partying engagements, but this
iPad right at my face and with my friends because one wedding coverage
thigh. I screamed a falsetto. knocked me out. I woke I hadn’t gotten enough really stuck to me. It was
Peter, via Facebook sleep for the past few a really long wedding
days. While standing in because both parties
front of my room I saw took too long to thank
someone at the end of the world that they met
the hallway. I had a few each other. I was really
TRUE Back when I was in elementary drinks so I knew I was frustrated and out of it so
school, I had a crush on some a bit imaginative at that while they were saying
boy. One time, I saw him walk time but I took a better their vows, I accidentally
past me in a hallway. I turned to look, and I kid you not, said out loud, “Ma’am,
it looked like that girl kiss na po tayo.” The
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look at him automatically, and
tripped like a klutz. Luckily no from The Ring. I was crowd burst into laughter.
one saw me trip so I got up all about to piss my pants Good thing they were
runway-model style and never and fumbled inserting good sports about it. I
Michiko looked back. This was definitely the key card in the watched everything I said
one of those nakakawalang- scanner hole properly. after that.
Magno poise moments. Ha ha! As the entity closed in, I MarkadongMark, via
backed away and started Facebook