"Ten Fingers" by Watsky

Never have I ever seen Passion of Christ

Never have I ever __________ on a bike
Or been trapped on an island and had to survive
And yeah I've been __________ on a Saturday night
But never have I ever smoked crack from a pipe
I've never started one slow _______ in my life
I never ever sat first class on a flight
Or ________ cognac from a bird bath
Never tried to fly

And yeah, I'm known to cop a dub sack

But never have I ever rolled my own blunt wrap
Never have I _________ to Purple Rain or Doveshack
Never have I ever loved and been loved _______
Fun fact
Cause I've had a _________ heart
But I've never ever ever ever put a woman over art
And I'm never gonna start
Never ____________ on a chick
But ask me if I've lied, then I'll likely plead the fifth

Never have I seen a ghost or a spirit

But if one appears then I'll know when I'm near it
And if I ever ______ a prophet I'd be quick to repent
But I've never known Jesus in the Biblical sense (Ahhhh)
But I've I think we'd be friends
If he went to my school and was cool and we _________ it in chem
I've never kissed a dude (Ew)
Well that's ________ true
Are we counting Spin the Bottle at a cast party too?
Oh my god, so gay

I've never raved

I never been ________
Never maced or been maced
Or been __________ in the face

Never have I ever contemplated suicide

or been crucified
Never have I ever mooned another ________ from the side of my hooptie ride (whoop-whoop)
Never have I ever swallowed all my foolish _________
And I can't really tell
If I'm a good person or I'm _________ really well
Cause every now and then I'd catch her on the phone
But I never really went to visit Grandma at the home

And I've always _________

That I won't be happy
Until I'm the best version of myself when I'm alone
So fuck _________ of marriage
Until I learn to put another person ________ and be a parent
I pinky swear it

I don't know much I

I won't know much I
I won't know much until I
Till I know myself(x3)
 "Mean Ass Drunk" by Watsky
We're summoning spirits
We're tearing the ________
We're clearer than vodka
Don't _______ it up, don't _______ it up

Has anybody told you you're a mean ass drunk?(x3)

You say it's your thing to be _______

Like it's kinda this token of pride
Well to be honest you are kind of a _________
But being with you kinda kills me inside
You want me to ______ it, well
It's sort of this look in your eye
Like you're cooking an egg
On the ______ of a car
'Cause you looked at it hard
But my _______ is the egg
And you're watching it fry
I'm not gonna cry
I'm not gonna _____
I am gonna cry
But not right here
Give me like a minute
Let me get up in my feelings
While I _____ my beer
Shit is getting muddy
And I'm seeking out a _______
At the _______ of my bottle
But it's not quite clear
What you _______ from me
When you're disrespecting me

Has anybody told you you're a mean ass drunk?(x3)

Wanna treat me like a dog on a _______

Well, that's your prerogative sheesh
But if she wanna see what we got
When the saga ________, nada, capisce
I'm not a complete wretch
I fetch
I sit at bit
But I'm not gonna stay
But if you wanna see me
You can see my ______
And my cute little cheeks
When I'm ________ away
You can see me sitting on the dock of the bay
You can see me licking on my ________ like a stray
But if you gotta see me like a prop in a play
Gotta say, I'll be ________ what you got for today
Maybe you'll be thinking that I'm _____ in the head
Or I'm sick and picking and at my chicken pox in the bed
You can think what you like
I think I'll take a ______

It's just one small complaint

 I know I am no ________
I think we're old enough to know what we ain't