You have every right to be angry, but that doesn't give you the right to be mean.

There's a reason that roses have thorns.

I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig.
In that instant, everything changed.
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play
bongos.
Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow.
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.
David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the bag" strategy over nicely folding
it.
Three generations with six decades of life experience.
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke.
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of
July.
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured
throughout his life.
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else's fire.
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn't think about the
equator.
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.
She thought there'd be sufficient time if she hid her watch.
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a
cell phone.
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t
one of those days.
Courage and stupidity were all he had.
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.
It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it
infinite bananas when they die.
Not all people who wander are lost.
I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate
people.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need
of a transplant.
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house.
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see
them.
The gloves protect my feet from excess work.
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to
travel around the world.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.