The stranger officiates the meal.

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
The sun had set and so had his dreams.
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play
bongos.
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I
didn't want to die alone.
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under
them.
She saw the brake lights, but not in time.
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if
they touched it.
He had accidentally hacked into his company's server.
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he'd retain after she
delivered the news.
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the
streets.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow.
If you spin around three times, you'll start to feel melancholy.
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need
of a transplant.
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive
the next storm.
It must be five o'clock somewhere.
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had
returned.
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity.
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I
alive, and what is this all about?
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice
John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.
She found his complete dullness interesting.
I am never at home on Sundays.
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed.
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.
With the high wind warning
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in
his head.
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican.
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one
another.
I can't believe this is the eighth time I'm smashing open my piggy bank on the same
day!
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.
There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren't in the splash
zone.
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude.
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually
happened.
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.