He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that
her five-year-old could do better.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow.
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep
things out.
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
Getting up at dawn is for the birds.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.
Please tell me you don't work in a morgue.
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
She looked into the mirror and saw another person.
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.
There are no heroes in a punk rock band.
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he'd been
doing all his life.
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the
unknown future.
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.