She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he'd retain after she

delivered the news.

I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds
playing t-ball.
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.
The gloves protect my feet from excess work.
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having
time to join us.
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy
driving nuts.
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic.
I'd always thought lightning was something only I could see.
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes
were psychological.
There's a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels.
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.
Gary didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he
invited him to go cow tipping.
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected.
Hit me with your pet shark!
The river stole the gods.
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they
were toothpicks.
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
Courage and stupidity were all he had.
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley.