Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.

I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke.
Flying fish few by the space station.
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool.
I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
I’m working on a sweet potato farm.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
He had accidentally hacked into his company's server.
I used to live in my neighbor's fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn't to my taste.
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb.
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust.
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college
students.
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn.
The external scars tell only part of the story.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on
recycled air.
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up
sunburnt.
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they'll upset by the lack of biscuits.
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids.
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.