Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they'll upset by the lack of biscuits.

She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.

Abstraction is often one floor above you.

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon.

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence.

I can't believe this is the eighth time I'm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham.

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature.

It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July.

He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.

All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.

Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails.

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams.

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.

Combines are no longer just for farms.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.

She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.

My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles.

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over.

He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house.
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.

They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town.

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.

She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.

Today I heard something new and unmemorable.

I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.

You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating
chicken.

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.

There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes.

Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children.

Just because the water is red doesn't mean you can't drink it.

Getting up at dawn is for the birds.

A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months.

It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.

Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself.

I used to live in my neighbor's fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn't to my taste.

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.

She folded her handkerchief neatly.

The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.