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A boring story can come to life or become comical with the use of a hyperbole. Some examples
of hyperboles include:
He is as skinny as a toothpick.
That joke is so old, the last time I heard it I was riding on a dinosaur.
PUNS
A pun is a joke that makes a play on words. A pun, also called paronomasia, uses words that
have several meanings or words that sound similar but have different meanings.
A vulture boards a plane, carrying two dead possums. The attendant looks at him and
says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carry on allowed per passenger."
The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
The politician is not one for Indian food. But he's good at currying favors.
When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome.
After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but
the reception was brilliant!
The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job. He could not free himself from his cel.
I thought Santa was going to be late, but he arrived in the Nick of time.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.