Hey, I’m tired. I’m gonna bail. 2. Cruise = to come or to leave, to go around aimlesly Let’s cruise on down to Baskin- Robins. Let’s cruise on down to get some shaved ice. Hey man, you wanna cruise over to my place after work? 3. Rock = to wear clothes / accessories very well, to be fashionable You’re rocking that suit! 4. Boss = when you take charge You’re a boss! (when you go and tell someone to shut up in the library and they do) 5. Heads = the number of people How many heads do we have in the party? My car only fits up to 5 heads. 6. Gnarly = awesome 7. Stunna Shades = very big glasses 8. Dank = to say that something is good 9. Clutch = to come unexpectedly, to grab tightly If you buy some wine but you don’t have a wine opener at your house, but your friend has one in his backpack, that’s clutch. 10. Mob it = to go somewhere with lots of people fast. 11. Post Up =stand around 12. Swooped = steal or take 13. to bum = to borrow/have, homeless person Can I bum something off of you? If you order food that costs $8.25 you can ask your friend to bum a quarter. 14. hella = very, super, a lot This has hella mistakes in it. 15. sketchy = a little bit suspicious, not quite right That guy is really sketchy. I don’t know what he is doing here. 16. Savage – impressive, awesome It’s a savage concert man. 17. Bomb(ie) – said when you really like it, when a girl is attractive you can call her a bombie. Angelina Joline is so bomb,” or “Angelina Joline is such a bombie.” 18. Butthurt – when someone gets upset over a small thing. Joe got butthurt when Cami didn’t answer her phone. 19. Calimin’ it – said when someone is bragging if someone’s talking about how cool they are because they can do a backflip on a snowboard, you can say while rolling your eyes, “Claimin’ it,” or “he claims so hard. 20. Drag – to inhale cigarette smoke (to pull with force) If someone is smoking cigarette, you can say, Hey man, can I get a drag? 21. heavy – something very sad or depressing (weighs a lot) Damn, dude. That’s heavy. 22. Post up – to stand around (often leaning against the wall) without doing much. Just post up here, I’ll be right back. Hey let’s post up at the bar. 23. Put (someone) on a blast – to make fun of someone in front of other people If someone is making fun of your new haircut at a party in front of other people, you could say, “Yo dude, why’re you putting me on blast?” 24. Bust – when something is dangerous, not a good idea, or a waste of time Attending a party you don’t like is a bust 25. Poppin’ – when a party or similar event is really fun, usually because there’s a lot of cool people. The party’s poppin’, get over here. 26. Psyched – when you’re excited for something I’m so psyched for this concert. 27. Trip (out) – to make a big deal out of a small problem You can tell someone who is over-reacting to “stop tripping out,” or simply, “don’t trip.” 28. Roach Coach – assorted Mexican dishes rolling store 29. Sig Alert – when there’s a heavy traffic, you’ll hear this announcement - You’d likely just walk for you will not reach your destination any time today 30. A grip – a large amount of something He made a grip of money. There were a grip of cops in front of his house 31. minutes/ hours – used to measure distance Does he live far? “Yeah like an hour away.” Is it nearby? “Yeah, like two minutes.” 32. Dude (SoCal)/ Man (NorCal) – term of endearment you call people
http://thoughtcatalog.com/matt-powers/2014/12/14-bay-area-slang-words-we-all-need-to-start-using/ 11 SIGNS YOU WERE BORN AND RAISED IN CALIFORNIA
1. You’ve never called it “Cali.”
The only people who call it “Cali” aren’t from California. It’s not that anyone has to tell you not to say it, people just don’t. I think it’s a respect thing. It feels almost like calling your mother by her first name. I’m cringing just thinking about it.
2. Burritos are a constant topic of conversation while abroad.
My Japanese friend was convinced that “you know Californians miss home when they start talking about burritos.” True enough, in-depth discussions about missing our burrito joints of choice would come up even more often than being apart from our families. Burritos are a unifying part of the Californian experience — black, Asian, gay, poor, rich, or Ke$ha, you love a dank-ass burrito.
3. Other English speakers don’t understand your English.
Speaking of dank-ass food, we don’t speak the same English other Americans do. Sometimes phrases like, “How gnar was that shit?” or “James was hella butthurt so he just bailed” do warrant translation.
4. You’ve asked someone, “Why do you live there?”
A pissed off Rhode Islander came up to me one afternoon. “God you Californians suck so bad!” I asked her why. “Whenever I say I’m from Rhode Island, they just ask me why. Like, why do I live somewhere that isn’t California.” I tried to sympathize, but honestly, I have no idea why anyone would want to live in Rhode Island.
5. Living somewhere rainy makes you seriously depressed.
I was living in Taipei for a while, which despite being a super fun party town, has some of the suckiest weather outside of London. After months of grey weather I was bummed for no real reason until one day, in a quiet alleyway, the sun finally muscled its way through the clouds and onto my skin. I was immediately way happier. Later, when my friends visited me, they expressed sincere concern about my state of being because I was no longer tan. We are a solar-powered people.
6. You’re the best fucking driver around.
People complain about Californian drivers like we suck or something. Quite the contrary! We have more practice than anybody at it, weaving through lanes and circumventing traffic with our eyes closed. Our skills can shave 20 minutes off a drive in traffic that would reduce lesser drivers into sobbing lumps of existential despair. And yeah, we know this is bad for the environment. We assuage our guilt with compost heaps and Priuses. Prii? 7. You act all tough whenever there’s an earthquake. “Oh you think that was bad? You shoulda been there for Northridge, now that was a gnarly quake,” you tell those scared non-Californians after a little rumble. True, we have a lot more experience with earthquakes than most people, but they still scare us. Not that we’re going to admit it, though.
8. Snow kinda freaks you out.
Sure you go snowboarding in the winter, but snow is a pretty foreign concept off the slopes. Last time I was in Brooklyn it was a particularly chilly December evening. I was walking out of the subway when the road looked kind of weird. “Dude, snow!” I said to the guy next to me. “Yeah, what about it?” he said. “Dude!” I said, at a lost for words. He shook his head and walked away.
9. You’ve got a special PCH playlist.
Driving Pacific Coast Highway is a special occasion. It’s usually a day when you’re not in a terrible rush slogging around on the 5, and you can really roll down the windows and enjoy the smell of the sea. What’s actually on the list is really personal, but you can never go wrong with the Beach Boys.
10. You have an incorrigible avocado habit.
In other parts of the country, avocados are an expensive luxury. I’ve seen New Yorkers cradling a sorry-looking avocado they just paid three dollars for. We just put avocados on everything because their creamy decadence makes all of our fresh food taste even better.
11. In-N-Out, dude.
I can’t write an article about California without any mention of what In-N-Out means to us. We have access to every variety of gourmet burger imaginable, from Kobe beef patties to buns made out of ramen, but all these weird permutations are only brief distractions from the pure burger bliss of In-N- Out. It’s the perfect harmony of the fresh tomato and lettuce. It’s the lightly toasted bun. The thicker than Kim Kardashian milk shakes. That gross-but-satisfying post burger onion breath. In-N-Out doesn’t ever change its menu, because there is no improving on perfection. Any Californian who has ever left California for an extended period of time knows that coming in for a Double Double Animal Style is the only homecoming ceremony that means anything. East Coast idiots might try to tell you that Shake Shack or Five Guys Burgers and Fries 1are comparable, even better, but their taste is suspect; they live on the wrong coast, after all.