Editor: Jordan Jorge 

Vegas Baby Paper! 

September 13, 2020 

Bieber Fever At it Again. Was Gomez 

really the Problem After All? 

 
By: Janahlaine Colmenar

On May 15, 2020, Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande were caught together in Beverly
Hills. What seemed to be just a simple hangout, turned out to be something far more
interesting. Hailey Bieber so happened to be there with her friends, Gigi Hadid and
Kendall Jenner. Gigi had seen Justin and Ariana holding hands and came bolting
towards them. Gigi yanked Ariana's ponytail extensions, and as this was going down
Justin Bieber ran from the scene. All the girls started chasing him down and eventually
so did the fans.

 
 

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It is NOT a Small World Afterall

by Karen Villasenor-Poumian

On August 27​th​, after missing for 1 week, famous actors Kevin Hart and Dwayne The
Rock Johnson were found in Disneyland Mickey's ToonTown. The actors were found
eating thrown out Dole Whips and Grey Stuff. While promoting their new movie, what
was supposed to be a day of fun, the actors claim their map flew away in the wind.
Kevin Hart had some choice words about the situation. In an interview he told KVTV,
“BRO I told Rock to hold onto that map, man works
out, you would have thought he could have held onto
a piece of paper!” When asked about Kevin’s
comments, Dwayne expressed his anger, saying,
“That LITTLE man is lucky I was around! Who do you
think was able to jump into the dumpsters for food? His
little 5 foot something? NOPE." When asked why they
did not simply walk around the park to find an
employee, Hart answered, “Look, I was scared
and lost and it’s a BIG park man, they’re always
singing about small world this, small world that, straight cap.” Luckily the two actors
were found in good conditions and we can only hope next time they get themselves a
tour guide.

Britney’s Mega Meltdown 2020

By: Ines Solano

Superstar Britney Spears is back at again — shaving heads and

smashing windows — but this time she has a whole army of
supporters. Monday, September 7th, Britney led a mob of
women down Las Vegas Boulevard in protest of 2020. Six
months into a pandemic, Britney and her sister soldiers are
saying, “No more!” The women, who were seen with shaved
heads and umbrellas, held signs with quotes and pictures from the singer’s 2007
meltdown. This is definitely a statement of how done they (and the rest of the world) are
with this year.

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The Unexpected Hero

By: Cesar Murica

On Wednesday September 9, 2020, Adam Sandler, his family and Logan, the family
dog, went to Venice Beach California. "We weren't expecting much, we just thought it
would be a typical day on the beach" Adam replied. As Sunny and Sadie were on a
boat, they were
getting far from the
shore and noticed
that they had to go
back. They were
pedaling as hard as
they could but the
further they got. They
lost all hope but
out of the blue they
saw a small dot
swimming towards
them. As the dot got
closer, They
noticed it was Logan.
They passed him
a rope and he started to swim to shore. "It was a miracle, I don't know how he did it''
Adam reported. Our stunning hero ended up in a food coma from all the food that Sadie
and Sunny were giving in appreciation. More words will be heard soon from this
astonishing hero.

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NBA Stars Losing it in the Bubble: Lebron? Kawhi?

Antetokounmpo? JR?
By: Jordan Jorge
There have been multiple reports and rumors of
the NBA players in the bubble breaking the
rules of outside people allowed. Even though a
couple weeks ago the NBA announced that the
players were able to invite immediate family and
their significant others as well. But with the NBA
Snitch line
has the
players using it to their own advantage. Secure
sources close to the Lakers organization have
confirmed that Lebron has been breaking the
tampering rules and has tried to sabotage the
Clippers players like Kawhi and George so they will
not be able to
play. JR
Smith is still on that Henny and does not where he is
half the time. Other reports have said that
Anteokounmpo cannot sleep at night because the
beating the Heat are giving the Bucks and
reports have said that he is talking to the Heat
about joining them. All these stars in one
centralizes Bubble has been good to prevent the
spread of Covid for the players playing but tampering and sabotage was not a side
affect the NBA prepared for.

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