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Zombies are scary. Grinning lewdly strange humanoids that bumble, stumble, and mumble
along with tattered rags and hanging flesh from a badly severed arm right up from the
shoulder. Groaning and moaning, they gnash their half-ripped and deeply wounded face with
teeth that are filed to points. Hands; hanging in front of a bloodied chest with long and sharp
fingernails like claws. All the while, the zombies will be half dragging on ripped and severed
legs along the ground. Drooling and marching relentlessly, zombies have a weak point; they
Therefore, the first question that I need to ask myself is, "what can I do to slow down
zombies from coming in my direction?". After giving it a really good thought, I think I will
need treadmills; plenty of treadmills, or better yet, escalators. "Why do you need escalators
when a zombie apocalyptic is unfolding?" you might ask. The answer is easy: delay the
zombies from entering my compound or house. With some of the rest of my family and a few
friends, we will set up ground escalators all along the outside edge of a perfectly squared
compound. I will then turn up the escalators to full speed rotations. The idea is to catapult
zombies that attempt to come to my compound as far as possible. As a safety measure, might
add treadmills at all entry points to the house for the same measure.
Now that I will have the zombies stranded on the outer edge of my compound, the next thing
I need to do is acquire a Valyrian steel bastard sword able to dispatch white walkers. Zombies
are incredibly idiotic. I think it has to do with their gray face with dislocated jaws that have
been smooshed all over with picky spongy brain matter. The scary humanoids shamble
around slowly almost nonchalantly until they see a human. Therefore, when a zombie sees
me, I need to have a Valyrian steel Longclaw. It is a long and handy full sword with the
stiffest blade there ever has been primarily for cutting and thrusting. The Longclaw is quick;
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always following the intentions of the hand-wrapped with black leather and a stabilized birch.
It has a sharp-edged blade and a narrow pointed spine end for effective thrusts from superior
stiffness. With the Longclaw, I will thrust and cut zombies into smithereens.
With the two defenses set, the next question to pose is "what if the zombies overwhelm my
defenses as they often do before the national guard finds me?" I think the last thing I need to
do is to acquire a zombie costume. The costume will make me look like a tall young male
zombie with a hooded red top and bluish jeans. On my hood, I will throw over a Yankees
baseball jersey that will earn me the right to straddle along with other zombies unsuspected
with a baseball bat. The skin of the costume will feature a completely burned away face,
arms, and chest with the skin and materials melted together. My hair on the costume will be
reduced to mere greyish bristles if they can be located on a large blister scabbing. Further, I
will intend for the face of the costume to be a featureless mass with partially gouged out eyes
seeping yellowish fluids that I will be occasionally pumping with my hidden hands. I will be
in perfect camouflage.