I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short

when I’m old, and every

Halloween I stand up inside
Jack O’Lanterns. What am I?
— A candle.

What goes up and down but What travels around the world
does not move? but stays in one corner?

— Stairs. — A stamp.

Where do you find an ocean What gets bigger the more

with no water? you take away?

— On a map. — A hole.

What is white when dirty and What becomes smaller when

black when clean? you turn it upside down?

— A chalkboard. — The number nine.

What has an eye but can't see? What can you catch but
never throw?

— A hurricane! — A cold.

Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, What word becomes shorter when
Nene, Nini, Nono. you add two letters to it?
What is the fifth daughter’s name?
—Mary. — Short.

What has hands but can not clap? What is the easiest way to double
your money?

— A clock. — Put it in front of the mirror.

What has to be broken before What stays where it is when

you can use it? it goes off?

— An egg. — An alarm clock.

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 What gets wetter as it dries? What goes up and doesn’t
come back down?

— A towel. — Your age.

What belongs to you but is Everyone has it and no one

used more by others? can lose it, what is it?

— Your name. — A shadow.

It's been around for millions of years, I’m full of keys but I can’t open
but it's no more than a month old. any doors.
What is it? What am I?
— The moon. — A piano.

If I have it, I don’t share it. What comes once in a minute,

If I share it, I don’t have it. twice in a moment and
What is it? never in a thousand years?
— A secret. — The letter M.

What room can no one enter?

Which word in the dictionary is
spelled incorrectly?
— A mushroom.
— Incorrectly.

What is always coming but What invention lets you look

never arrives? right through a wall?

—Tomorrow. — A window.

What tastes better than it smells? What starts with 'P' and ends with 'E'
and has thousands of letters.

— A tounge. — A post office.

A man was driving a black truck.

His lights were not on. The moon was not out.
A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
— It was a bright, sunny day.

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