Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

A. A clock!
Q. What is the easiest way to double your money?
A. Put it in front of the mirror of course!
Q. What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A. A glove.
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bottle.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel.
Q. What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
A. Your age.
Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
A. Your name.
Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A. A shadow.
Q. It’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old.
What is it?
A. The moon.

Find Me! I start with ‘P’ and end with ‘E’, but I have thousands of
letters. Who am I? 
Answer: Post Office

 Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai

Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai
 Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor

 Padhney Mein Likhney Mein
Dono Mein Hi Main Aata Kaam
Pen Nhi Kagaz Nhi
Btaao Kya Hei Mera Naam.
Ans: Chasma

 Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi
No Laakh Motiyon Sey Jadi Thi
Raja Ji Key Khet Mein
Duata Odhey Khadi Thi.
Ans: Bhutta

 Chhota Sa Siphai
Ushki Khinch Ke Nikar Uttari.
Ans : Banana

 Do Kisan Ladten Jaaye
Unki Kheti Badhti Jaaye.
Ans: Sweater Ki Bunai

 Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.
Ans: Bel Gaadi

 Ek Thaal Motiyon Se Bhara
Sabkey Sir Par Ultaa Dhara
Chaaron Aur Phirey Vo Thaal
Moti Ushsey Ek Naa Girey.
Ans: Tara ( Stars )

Kali hai par Kaag Nahi

Lambi hai par Naag Nahi
Balkhati hai par Dor Nahi
Bandhte hai par Dor Nahi
Batao Kya?
 Answer: Choti

Somvaar ka din tha 2 chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage
Police ne choro ka peecha kiya

Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki number plate ki
lights’ kharaab thi
Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi
Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda?
.
.

Answer: Somvaar ka Din Tha. Din me Light ki jarurat nahi hoti.

 

In Hindi : – Q : – Aapke Father Apni Sister Ke Ek

Bhai Hain, To Aapke Father Ki Sister Ki Bhabhi
Ka Aapke Saath Kya Rishta Hoga..? Ans : – Wo
Aapki Mother Hongi
6. Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.
Ans: Bel Gaadi

7. Ek Thaal Motiyon Se Bhara

Sabkey Sir Par Ultaa Dhara
Chaaron Aur Phirey Vo Thaal
Moti Ushsey Ek Naa Girey.
Ans: Tara ( Stars )

8. Do Sunder Ladkey
Dono Ek Rang Key
Ek Bichhad Jaaye
Toh Dusraa Kaam Naa Aaye.
Ans: Joota ( Shoes )
पैर नहीं हैं,

पर चलती रहती,

दोनों हाथों से अपना मुंह पोंछती रहती।

{ घड़ी। }

सुबह-सुबह ही आता हूँ,

दनि
ु या की खबर सुनाता हूँ,

बिन मेरे उदास हो जाते,

सबका प्यारा रहता हूँ।

{ अख़बार }

तीतर के दो आगे तितर,

तीतर के दो पीछे तीतर,

बोलो कितने तीतर।

{ तीन। }

कान घुमाए बंद हो जाऊँ,

कान घम
ु ाए खल
ु जाता हूँ,

रखता हूँ मैं घर का ख्याल,

आता हूँ मैं सब के काम,

कोई बताए मेरी नाम॥

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