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A little while ago, something very s
happened to me. I drowned in a lake. I thought
I was dead. I can’t tell you how long I had
been floating around in that lake for. It
could have been a few days, it could have been
a few years. It doesn’t seem like anyone
noticed me since I was still in the lake, so
it couldn’t have been long. It’s all a blur to
me now, I can barely even remember anything
that happened that year before I drowned in
that lake.
The next thing I can remember is being frozen. In case you didn’t
know, water freezes because the molecules get really cold and they
kind of slow down and become closer together, rather than being far
apart like they are in a liquid. I remember being conscious, but
everything had gone numb. I couldn’t feel how cold it was, I couldn’t
hear, I couldn’t see, I couldn’t smell. It was like I had become one
with the water...
“Oh, I forgot!” the elder said, “You use to be a human!” His look
changed from a fairly warm, welcoming look to something colder.
We sat down with other cloud people as we drank. “So what did you
do when you were a human, Jacob?”
I answered, “I was a journalist, I was a writer for The Washington
Post. I wrote all sorts of essays and stories and things. For a while
I had an advice column, too.”
“Hmn. I’ve had a few friends in the past who precipitated onto an
issue of The Washington Post. As you know, water droplets aren’t
really concerned about what is going on on Earth. Although we do know
how to read, it’s not particularly useful to us.
“So, uh...on an unrelated note, what am I going to be doing here?”
I asked. He answered, “We’ll take care of you, don't worry. We
usually just hang out here until we precipitate.”
“Oh…”
I saw all the other water droplets falling down. I hoped I would
fall into a nice big ocean with all these surely lovely people.
...Or..well..not people. Water droplets. I would be happy with an
ocean, at least as happy as I could be as a water droplet. As I fell
I noticed something I hadn’t noticed before. I had been in the cycle
for weeks now, but it all seemed like a blur. The concept of time was
completely irrelevant now. It was just like Oswald said.
When I seeped into the soil, I noticed how little control I had
over my life now that I was a water droplet. I just went wherever the
cycle would take me, no matter what I wanted. A fellow water droplet
said hello to me and asked my name. “Jakey,” I said, “I’m kind of new
to the cycle.”
“That’s weird,” he said in response, “I haven’t met someone who was
new to the cycle in quite a while.” His face looked quite curious.
“Well, nice to meet you, Jakey. Welcome to my little home for now.
In case you didn’t know, a plant will absorb us from the soil soon.”
“Good to know...” I say. My mind was distant, I wasn’t thinking about
the joys of being absorbed by a plant, I was thinking of how much I
lse. I would even take back my old job as a
would rather be anywhere e
news anchor for Fox…
It didn’t take long before I was absorbed by the plant in the soil
and the cycle continued.
The plant absorbed me and would use me to grow, turn me into food
through photosynthesis, and exhale me through the stomata so I would
transpire into the atmosphere. And that all happened...very...slowly.
I’m not going to bore you with the details, but in the stomata I met
Kenneth again. I said hello. We had a little conversation, not about
the hydrological cycle, not about my life as a human, just about
random things. I enjoyed it. For a brief moment while I was engaged
in that conversation, I forgot all about my troubles.