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(Phoebe is sitting by herself at “Central Perk” and Gunther is watching her from the counter. He
approaches Phoebe.)
GUNTHER
Can I get you anything?
GUNTHER
(Touching Phoebe’s shoulder)
I asked you if you need something.
PHOEBE
World peace, please?
GUNTHER
It’s been an hour since you got here and I have other customers waiting.
PHOEBE
Good for you! bye.
(Waves Gunther Good bye)
GUNTHER
(Looking at the camera gesturing annoyance)
If you’re not having anything I have no choice but to ask you to leave.
PHOEBE
This is not fair, This is a free country and I have the right to have coffee wherever I want, no matter
how bad it tastes; seriously, it’s like a big mug of tar.
GUNTHER
If you don’t like our coffee, why do you keep coming?
GUNTHER
(FLIPPED OUT) this is not a bar; for god sakes, it’s a coffee shop!
JOEY
Sorry I took so long.
(To Gunther)
I’m sorry I left her here waiting, hope she didn’t bother you; you know she’s a piece of work.
GUNTHER
(Looks at Phoebe with anger)
Yeah, she’s a piece of something.
(End of the scene)
PHOEBE
Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
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MONICA
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to 2. (________) and- not
having 3. (_________)
CHANDLER
Sounds like a date to me.
CHANDLER
Alright, so I'm back in 4. (_________), I'm standing in the middle of the 5. (_________), and I realize I
am totally naked.
EVERYBODY
Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
CHANDLER
Then I look down, and I realise there's a 6. (________)... there.
JOEY
Instead of...?
CHANDLER:
That's right.
JOEY
Never had that dream.
PHOEBE
No.
CHANDLER
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now, I don’t know what to do, everybody starts looking at me,
finally, I figure: I better answer it and it turns out it's my mother, which is very 7. (_______), because-
she never calls me!
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(End of the scene)
SCENE 4 –CENTRAL PERK-:
(Ross is very depressed since he has been recently divorced. Then Rachel comes to scene and finds her
friend Monica at “THE CENTRAL PERK”, who she has not seen in a long time.)
ROSS
Hi.
JOEY
This guy says 8. (_______), I wanna kill myself.
MONICA
Are you okay, sweetie?
ROSS
I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth
and tied it around my neck...
CHANDLER
9. (________)?
(Explaining to the others)
MONICA
Carol moved her stuff out today.
EVERYBODY
uh!
MONICA
(TO ROSS) let me get you some 10. (_______).
PHOEBE
Ooh! Oh!
(Starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross)
ROSS
No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
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PHOEBE
Fine. Be murky.
ROSS
I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very 11. (_______).
MONICA
No you don't.
ROSS
(Emphatic)
No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
JOEY
And you never knew she was a lesbian…
ROSS
No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
CHANDLER
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...
CHANDLER
Did I say that out loud?
JOEY
Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're 12. (______). You're hurting. Can I tell
you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent)
JOEY
Strip joints! C'mon, you're 13. (_______)! Have some hormones!
ROSS
I don't want to be single okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
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(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress. she starts to search around the room)
CHANDLER
(Extends his hand hopefully)
And I just want a million dollars!
MONICA
Rachel?!
RACHEL
Oh God Monica hi! Thank god! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy
with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
WAITRESS
Can I get you some coffee?
MONICA
(Pointing at Rachel)
Decaf¡¡
(Taking Rachel by the arm and introducing her to the rest).
Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (TO RACHEL) This is everybody, this
is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
RACHEL
Sure! Hi.
(They go to hug but Ross' umbrella opens. he sits, defeated again)
ROSS
Hi.
(A moment of silence as Rachel sits; the others expect her to explain)
MONICA
So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
RACHEL
Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the 14. (___________) I was in this room where we
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were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really, gorgeous Laumage,
gravy boat.
(To waitress, who has brought her coffee)
Sweet 'n' Lo? –
(Continues with the story)
I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked
out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. 15.(__________). Y' know, I mean, he
always looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'why am I
doing this, and who am I doing this for?’
(To Monica)
I didn’t know where to go and I now you and I have drifted apart… but you're the only person I knew
who lived here in the city.
MONICA
Who wasn't invited to the wedding?
RACHEL
Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue…
B. Wordlist: the following words are underlined in the text, please look up their meaning in the
dictionary and do a list of words and their meanings.
1. Guy 9. Go through
2. C’mon 10. Date
3. Gotta 11. Naked
4. Wrong 12. Instead
5. Hump 13. Realized
6. Hairpiece 14. Turn out.
7. Chalk 15. Wanna
8. ‘Cause 16. Reach
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17. Throat 24. Turned on
18. Fixating 25. Freaked out
19. Strip joint 26. Hit
20. Hammer 27. Wondering
21. Might 28. Drifted
22. Bridesmaids 29. Kinda
23. Gravy