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SILLY INSULTS
What do the mooks shout at the party? Roll to find out.

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01-02. abyss-spawned 01-02. black pudding 01-07. who ate all the pies!
03-04. bent-fingered 03-04. bugbear 08-14. with no friends!
05-06. cantrip-flinging 05-07. churl 15-21. who even magic missiles
07-08. dragon-breath 08-10. crone avoid!
09-10. drow-fondling 11-13. cur 22-28. that makes trolls seem
11-12. eye-averting 14-16. country bumpkin endearing!
13-14. ghoul-skinned 17-18. fomorian 29-35. with breath like the south
15-16. gnoll-punching 19-21. goon end of a north bound ogre.
17-18. goblin-fiddling 22-23. hobgoblin 36-42. who's so filthy even an
19-20. knife-eared 24-26. lob otyugh would spit you out.
21-22. hissy-fitting 27-29. marmozet 43-49. who's so shabbily dressed
23-24. hog-rubbing 30-32. milksop you look like an orphaned
25-26. hussy up 33-35. pillock kobold.
27-28. jaded 36-38. pissant 50-56. with all the personality of a
29-30. lemon-smelling 39-41. plum gelatinous cube.
31-32. lentil weaving 42-44. quim 57-63. who's so ugly it looks like
33-34. limp wrist 45-47. quisling you're half way through a
35-36. moss-growing 48-50. rapscallion polymorph.
37-38. Netherese 51-53. rascal 64-70. that smells like a duergar's
39-40. noggin-filching 54-56. scag beard.
41-42. numbskulled 57-59. scalawag 71-77. with the conversational
43-44. otyugh-attracting 60-62. scamp skills of an owlbear.
45-46. pantaloon-gathering 63-65. schmuck 78-84. who's as graceful as a one-
47-48. pie-eating 66-68. scoundrel legged zombie.
49-50. pit-yacking 69-71. serf 85-92. with an intellect that
51-52. plonker-waddling 72-74. shrew couldn't light a candle with a
53-54. quipper-seething 75-77. simpleton struck match.
55-56. rubber-faced 78-80. slag 92-100.who's as useful as a mirror
57-58. slack-jawed 81-83. slubberdegullion to a vampire.
59-60. slant-legged 84-86. snake-flipper
61-62. snot-eating 87-88. sonnova yea-sayin'
63-64. sobbing cheapskirt
65-66. spider-licking 89-91. toe rag
67-68. breech-staining 92-94. wazzock
69-70. stirge-infested 95-97. wildcat
71-72. tattling 98-100. yokel
73-74. troll-smelling
75-76. turnip-swindling
77-78. Weave-breaking
79-80. wizened
81-82. waggish
83-85. argle-bargling
86-88. brickety
89-90. crank
91-93. humbuggish
94-97. jiggety
98-100.muckerish

”What’s so big it can’t fit even into a bag of holding? That’s right, your mother.”