Yagshemash. I am your G-d who brought you out of your cage of Egypt, the house of bondage.

You will have G-ds besides me… NOT!

You will make sculptured image, of any likeness of what is the heavens above or the earth
below or in the water below the earth pause… NOT!
You will NOT bow down to them or serve them, even if they say they will give you clock radio.
For I the LORD your G-d am an impassioned G-d, visiting the guilt of the parents upon the
children, upon the third and upon the fourth generations of those who reject Me. Naughty
Naughty! But showing kindness to the thousandth generation of those who love Me and keep
My commandments, Great Success!
You shall not swear falsely by the name of the LORD your God; for the LORD will not clear one
who swears falsely by His name. The sabbath day you will keep it holy, as your G-d has
commanded you. Six days you will labor with plow and do all your work. But the seventh day is
a sabbath of restings for G-d; you cannot do any workings.
You, your son, your daughter, your male or female slave, your ox or your ass, or any of your
cattle, or the stranger in your settlements, so that your male and female slave may rest as you
do. But does not say my wife!
Remember that you were a slave in Egypt land and G-d freed you from there with a mighty
hand, very strong and outstretched arm.
Honor your father and your mother as well, that you may long endure, and that you may fare
well, in the land that the LORD your G-d has assigned to you.
You shall not murder, even if he is Uzbekistani.
You shall not commit adultery, high five!
You will not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor even if he has a clock radio and a window
from glass.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, even if bear break him.
You will not crave your neighbor’s house, or his field, or his male or female slave, or his ox, or
his ass, or anything that is your neighbor’s, or even his sister.