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Here you go, Pheebs.

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Who else wants one of my
special home-baked brownies?

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-l will have one.
-l do.

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-That's okay.
-l'm not having one.

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No, no. lt's just my tooth.

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-All right.
-l'll have one.

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So you need a dentist?
l've got a good one.

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Thanks. l have a good one too.
l just can't see him.

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See, that is the problem
with invisible dentists.

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lt's very unsettling to see all those
metal tools just flying around.

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Why can't you go to him?

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Because every time l go
to the dentist, somebody dies.

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That is so weird.
Every time l go to the dentist...

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...l look down the hygienist's blouse.

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Phoebe, what...?

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What?

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First, it was my Aunt Mary.

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And then there was John,
my mailman.

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And then my cowboy friend,
Albino Bob.

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And all these people actually died?

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Yes. While l was in the chair.

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That's why l take such
good care of my teeth.

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lt's not about oral hygiene.
l floss to save lives.

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Come on, you didn't kill anybody.

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These people just happened to die
when you went to the dentist.

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lt's just a coincidence.
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Tell that to them.
Oh, you can't! They're dead!

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The One With the Giant Poking Device

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Thanks, Gunther.

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Can l get a napkin too?

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Like you don't already
have everything.

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You're in pain. Would you just
go to the dentist. Just go.

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Fine. But if you're my next victim...

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...don't come back as a poltergeist
who sucks me into the TV set.

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l promise.

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Although, don't feel
like you can't visit.

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Hey, is Chandler here?

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No. No, he's not.

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You guys, Joey just saw
Janice kissing her ex-husband.
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What?

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What are you gonna do?
How are you gonna tell Chandler?

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l was thinking about that.
l think the best way would be...

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...to not.

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You can't keep this to yourself.
lf you know, you have to tell him.

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lt'll kill him.
lt'll just kill him.

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Wait until l go to the dentist.
Maybe l'll kill him.

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Ugly Naked Guy's using his new
hammock. lt's like a Play-Doh fat factory.

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l'm going to the dentist.
So listen...

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...just be on the lookout for anything
that you could fall into...

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...or that can fall on you...

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...or....

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Or just look out!
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And l also just want to....

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l just want to tell you all that....

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Okay. l have a problem. l have
to go into work for a few hours.

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Some kids messed up
the Homo sapien display.

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What did they do?

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They painted over the word
''sapien,'' for one thing.

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Then they rearranged the figures.
Let's just leave it at that.

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Do you want me
to watch Ben for you?

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That's what l was gonna ask.
Thank you.

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Wait, hello!
What about me?

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You? You want to watch Ben.

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That would be great!
l just asked Monica...

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...because l know how empty
her life is.

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l got a science question.

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lf the Homo sapiens were,
in fact, ''homo'' sapiens...

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...is that why they're extinct?

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Joey, Homo sapiens are people.

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Hey, l'm not judging.

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Look, Benny. Spoon!

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Spoon!

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Come on. All right, you know what?
l think he's bored.

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Here. You wanna play
the airplane game?

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You wanna show Rachel?
Come here.

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You wanna do something fun?
Okay.

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Who's so brave?
You're so brave! Yes, you are.

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-You're so brave.
-You're okay.

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He's fine.
Let's just put him down.

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Come here, babe.
Yes, you're such a good boy.

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How could you do that to him?
Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?

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Nothing, because we're not
telling him.

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-We're not?
-No.

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All right, l like that.

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So we're okay.
We're okay, aren't we?

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No, we're not okay.
There's a bump.

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What bump?

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Oh, my God! Well, push it in!
Push it in!

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l cannot push it in!

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Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.
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-That's it.
-Okay.

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-l got it!
-Okay.

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The second Ross walks in...

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...take him to your bedroom,
and do whatever it is you do...

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...that makes him go....

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Or...

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...we could put a hat on his head.

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A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where
are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

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l'll get Rainy Day Bear!

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Because he'll know what to do?

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Oh, my God.
You're a genius!

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lt's kind of sewn on.

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-Give it. Give it.
-Okay.

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lt's just like a bloodbath
in here today!

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Hey, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.

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Do you think these pearls are nice?

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l'd prefer a mountain bike.

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Janice's birthday is coming up.
l wanna get her something special.

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-Come in here with me.
-Wait!

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You wanna get her something special?
Get her flowers.

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Get her candy. Get her gum.
Girls love gum.

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That's a good idea. ''Dear Janice:
Have a Hubba Bubba birthday.''

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l would like to get her
something serious.

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You want something serious.

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You know what you should do?
You should get her one of those...

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...barium enemas.
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Those are dead serious.

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And you know she'll never
get one for herself.

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Look, l'm gonna go in here.
And you don't buy me anything, ever!

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You can't! You can't.
You can't buy her pearls.

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You just can't. You can't,
You can't, you can't!

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Why not?

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Oh, God.

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Here's the thing.

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This is the thing.
Okay, the thing is--

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What is the thing?

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l went down to the
Mattress King's showroom...

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...and l saw Janice kissing
her ex-husband.

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What?
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They were in his office.

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She wouldn't do that.
She's with me.

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l'm telling you, l saw it.

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Well, you're wrong.
You're wrong.

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l'm not wrong.

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l wish l was.

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l'm sorry.

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Bet that barium enema
doesn't sound so bad now.

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lt makes more sense as an ensemble.
Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

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Oh! You're alive!
You're alive!

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l promised you no one
would die, didn't l?

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We'll see about that. Can l use your
phone to call everyone l know?

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Sure. We have no money.
Go ahead.

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Hey, you're not dead!
Okay, see you.

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Monica.

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Oh, my God!
He just said my name!

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-Did you hear that?
-Yeah.

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Monica bang!

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Okay, l heard that.

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Did he just say, ''Monica bang''?

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Oh, my God!
He's gonna rat me out!

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Monica bang!

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Sweetie, you need to stop
saying that now.

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lt's no big deal.
lt's not even worth mentioning.

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You see? We all do it all the time.

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See? Watch this.
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Monica bang!
Everybody bang!

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Ben bang!

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Rachel bang!

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Bang, Rachel! Bang!

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-lsn't it fun?
-Look at that!

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We all do it!

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-Okay, l'm stopping now.
-Are you okay?

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Yeah. You know, if it's not
a headboard, it's just not worth it.

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How's my Bing-a-ling?

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l don't know.

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You tell me.

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Anything you want to tell me?

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Because if you....
You should--

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You would tell me.

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Why are your eyes so wide?

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You tell me.

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Maybe it's because l was just
fooling around with my ex.

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Oh, no. That was you!

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Oh, my God!

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-All right!
-How did you know?

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Joey told me.
He saw you two kissing.

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ln the park?

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No. ln his office.
How many kisses were there?

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-Just those two!
-Why? Why? Why?

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Why was there kissing?
There should be no kissing!

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l'm sorry, honey.
l'm so, so....

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l'm so, so sorry. l just....

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What happened was l....
l can't breathe.

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Can you get me a bag or something?

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Here. Here. Here.

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-lt's the receipt.
-l'll take it.

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Look, l've got to know.

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Are you finished with me?

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Are you finished with him?

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Do you still love him?

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Do you still love me?

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All right, look...

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...l'm gonna need an actual
answer here, okay?

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So which is it?

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Him or me?

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l don't know.

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Okay, if you're alive,
you answer your phone!

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Okay, Ben, l won't tell your daddy
that you had ice cream before dinner...

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...if you won't tell him about
our little bonking incident.

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Number one, l don't think Ben
understands the concept of bribery.

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And number two, l--

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-What?
-You said, ''number two.''

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l also said, ''number one.''

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l know.

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-Hey, everyone.
-Hi!

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How's my little boy?

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He's perfect.
Aren't you, Ben?

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-He's never been better.
-What did you do, take him whaling?
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Monica.

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Oh, my God! He just said your name!
That's great! Good job, Ben!

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Monica bang!

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That's right. That's what
l'd sound like if l exploded.

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The curse is broken!
l called everybody l know...

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...and everyone is alive!

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Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.

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My God, l killed another one!

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The curse is getting stronger too,
to bring down something that big.

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Maybe he's just taking a nap.

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l'm telling you,
he hasn't moved since this morning.

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We should call somebody.

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And tell them what? The naked guy
we stare at isn't moving?

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We've got to find out if he's alive.

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How are we gonna do that?
There's no way.

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Well, there is one way.

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His window's open.
l say...

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...we poke him.

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You know how we save
all those chopsticks...

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...for no reason
when we get Chinese food?

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Well, now we got a reason.

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What?

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We're fashioning a very long
poking device.

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All right.

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Hey, what's the matter?

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l talked to Janice.

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Oh, my God.
ls she going back to him?

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She doesn't know.

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Says she loves us both.

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l woke up this morning,
l was in love.

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l was happy!

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lt serves me right for buying
that 1 2-pack of condoms.

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And now l can't even return them,
because she choked on the receipt!

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What are you gonna do?

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l don't know.

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You know? What would you do?

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-lt doesn't matter what l'd do.
-Come on. Come on. Tell me.

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All right, you're....

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You're probably not gonna
want to hear this...

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...but if it was me,
and this is just me...
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-...l would bow out.
-What?

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What are you talking about?

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They have a kid together,
you know?

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They're, like, a family.

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And if, l don't know...

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...if there's a chance
they can make that work...

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...l know l wouldn't wanna be
the guy who stood in the way.

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You okay?

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You....

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00:16:01,706 --> 00:16:04,539
You wanna come poke a nude guy?

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00:16:06,577 --> 00:16:09,410
Well, he's finally asleep.

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About that bump on his head....

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Are you sure it's a new bump?

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No offense, but l've always thought
of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.

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lt's okay if he bumps his head.
Kids bump their heads all the time.

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lt was your first time babysitting.
You did the best you could.

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-l did!
-l know.

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You have to watch them
all the time.

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l did! l watched! l watched!

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l watched Monica bang his head
against that thing!

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Monica did it?

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Did you notice anything weird
about Ben today?

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No, why?

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l was just playing with him, and we
were doing the ''Alphabet Song'' ...

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...which he used to be good at.
Suddenly, he's leaving out E and F.

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lt's like they just, l don't know,
fell out of his head.
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-Really?
-And also, he's walking...

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...kind of funny.

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lt's like his left leg is moving
a lot faster than his right leg.

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Yeah, he's in there, just....

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Oh, my God!
l wrecked your baby!

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l hope it's still funny
when you're in hell.

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You jerk!

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-You know how much l love that kid!
-Monica bang! Monica bang!

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l'll get the hat.

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l have something to tell you.

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And l want you to let me
get through it...

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...because...

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-...it's not gonna be easy.
-Okay.
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l think you should go back with Gary.

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l don't want to be the guy
that breaks up a family.

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You know, when my parents split up,
it was because of that guy.

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Whenever l would see him,
l would always think:

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''You're the reason.
You are why they're not together.''

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And l hated that guy.

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And it didn't matter how nice he was
or how happy he made my dad.

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lt's the right thing to do.

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You're right.

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Oh, God.
But before l can say goodbye...

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...there's something l really
need you to know.

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The way l feel about you...

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...it's like l finally understand...
301
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...what Lionel Richie's
been singing about.

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00:19:06,691 --> 00:19:09,159
You know?
l mean, what we have...

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00:19:09,326 --> 00:19:12,420
...it's like movie love.

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You're my soul mate.

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l can't believe we're not gonna
spend the rest of our lives together.

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Then don't leave me.

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00:19:24,975 --> 00:19:25,964
What?

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00:19:26,143 --> 00:19:29,112
Forget what l said.
l was babbling. Pick me!

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00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,977
No, you were right! l gotta give
my marriage another chance.

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No, you don't!

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00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,151
l say, you have to give your divorce
another chance!

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00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:43,919
Sweetie, you should not have
to settle for just half my heart.

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00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:47,189
l'll settle for half your heart.
l'll settle for a quarter.

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00:19:47,364 --> 00:19:51,323
l'll settle for a little, tiny--
A ventricle.

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l'm sorry.

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-Don't go.
-No, l gotta go.

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No.

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No! No, no.

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Honey. Honey.

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00:20:11,388 --> 00:20:14,414
-People are looking.
-l don't care.

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00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:16,219
l don't care!

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00:20:17,061 --> 00:20:19,529
Yeah, okay. l'm....

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00:20:19,697 --> 00:20:22,097
l'm leaving now.

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00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:26,860
You can't leave! l have your shoe!

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00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:33,608
Goodbye, Chandler Bing.

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00:20:44,188 --> 00:20:47,180
Rachel has those in burgundy.

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Remember, something this big and long
will be very difficult to maneuver.

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00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:57,567
Fortunately, l have
experience in that area.

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00:20:58,469 --> 00:21:00,699
What are you, 1 2 today?

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00:21:00,971 --> 00:21:05,772
Can we please focus here? A naked
man's life hangs in the balance.

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00:21:05,943 --> 00:21:07,376
l'm telling you, he's dead.

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00:21:07,545 --> 00:21:10,981
What we're about to have here
is a dead, fat guy on a stick!

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00:21:11,949 --> 00:21:14,816
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
let's poke.

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00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:15,974
Steady.

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00:21:16,153 --> 00:21:17,882
Steady.

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00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:20,046
Okay, a little higher.

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00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:21,815
Careful of the angle.

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00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:24,722
Okay, okay.
We're approaching the window.

339
00:21:28,632 --> 00:21:31,567
Thread the needle. Thread the needle.

340
00:21:36,807 --> 00:21:40,004
He's alive! He's alive!
341
00:21:41,579 --> 00:21:44,013
And yet we're still poking him.

342
00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:47,048
Okay, retract the device!
Retract the device!

343
00:21:47,351 --> 00:21:50,047
He does not look happy.

344
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:53,384
Now he's showing us
his poking device.

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00:21:54,425 --> 00:21:58,521
Hey, that's never gonna make it
all the way over here, buddy!

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