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-l don't know.
-What?

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Well, as old as he is
in dog years...

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...do you think Snoopy should
still be allowed to fly this thing?

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-Rachel?
-Yeah?

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You remember when you first came here,
how you spent two weeks getting trained?

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Sure. Do you need me
to train somebody new?

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Good one.

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Actually, Terry wants you to take
the training again. Whenever.

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Do you believe that?

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Yeah.

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The One Where Rachel Quits

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So that's two boxes
of the Holiday Macaroons.

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On behalf of the Brown Birds of America,
l salute you.

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Just admit it, Chandler.
You have no backhand.

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Excuse me, little one.
l have a very solid backhand.

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Shielding your face
and shrieking like a girl...

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...is not a backhand.

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l was shrieking...

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...like a Marine.

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All right, here. Watch me execute
the three P's of championship play.

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Power.

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Precision.

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And panache.

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You broke a little girl's leg?

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l know. l feel horrible, okay?

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lt says here that a Muppet got whacked
on Sesame Street last night.
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Where exactly were you around 1 0-ish?

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Well, l'm gonna go see her.
l wanna bring her something.

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-What do you think she'd like?
-Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?

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The ability to walk?

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l'm gonna get back to re-training.

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All right. See you guys.

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Look out, kids! He's coming!

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And l gotta go sell
some Christmas trees.

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Have fun.
Wait! No, don't!

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l forgot. l am totally
against that now.

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What? Me having a job?

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No. No, l am against innocent trees
being cut down in their prime...

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...and their corpses
grotesquely dressed...
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...in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.

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Hey, how do you sleep at night?

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Well, l'm pretty tired
from lugging the trees around.

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Hey, Phoebe, listen.
You got this all wrong.

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Those trees were born
to be Christmas trees.

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They're fulfilling their life purpose
by making people happy.

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Really?

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Yes.

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Yes, and the trees are happy too...

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...because, for most of them,
it's their only...

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...chance to see New York.

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After you've delivered the drinks,
take the tray--

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Gunther, please. l have worked here
for two and a half years.
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l know the empty trays go over there.

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What if you put them here?

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You know, that's actually a good idea.
They'll be closer to the mugs.

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You know what? You should have
the other waitresses do that too.

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They already do.

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That's why they call it the tray spot.

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Jeez, l always heard them
talk about that.

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l sort of just thought it was, like,
a club they went to. Oh, God.

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-l'm sorry.
-lt's all right.

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Sweetheart.

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So this must be
kind of neat for you, huh?

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Your dad tells me you get
a couple of days off school...

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...and you don't have to sell
those cookies anymore.
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Well, l kind of wanted
to sell the cookies.

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The girl who sells the most
wins a trip to Space Camp...

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...and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.

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Wow, you really like
all this space stuff, huh?

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Yeah. My dad says if l spend as much
time helping him clean apartments...

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...as l do daydreaming
about outer space...

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...he'd be able to afford
a trip to the Taj Mahal.

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l think you'd have to clean a whole lot
of apartments to go all the way to lndia.

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No. The one in Atlantic City.
Dad loves the slots.

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He says he's gonna double the
college money my grandma left me.

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Well, good luck to Dad.

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Say, how many more boxes would
you have to sell in order to win?
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-The girl who won last year sold 475.
-Yeah?

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So far, l've sold 75.

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Four hundred, huh?

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Well, that sounds doable.
How much are the boxes?

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Five dollars a box.

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And what is second prize?

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A 1 0-speed bike. But l'd rather have
something my dad couldn't sell.

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Well, that makes sense.

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Could you do me one favor?

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-lf it's not too much trouble.
-Yeah, Sarah. Anything.

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Could you pull the curtains open for me?

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The astronauts from the space
shuttle are gonna be on the news.

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Since we don't have a TV,
the lady across the alley...

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...said she'd push hers up
to her window so l can watch it.

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Yes?

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Yeah, hi. l'm selling
Brown Bird cookies.

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You're no Brown Bird.
l can see you through my peephole.

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No. Hi. l'm an honorary Brown Bird.

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What does that mean?

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Well, it means that l can sell cookies,
but l'm not invited to sleepovers.

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l can dial 91 1 at the press
of a button, you know.

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Now, go away!

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Please, please.
lt's for a poor little girl...

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...who wants to go to Space Camp
more than anything in the world.

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l'm pressing.

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A policeman is on his way.

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Okay, okay.
l'm going, l'm going.

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l can still see you!

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All right!

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, l thought
a lot about what you said...

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...and l realize maybe
l was a little judgmental.

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Yeah. But....

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Now, Phoebe, remember, hey...

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...they're just fulfilling
their Christmas--

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-Destiny. Yes.
-Sure.

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Okay.

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Yikes. That one
doesn't look very fulfilled.

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That's one of the old ones.
He's just taking it to the back.

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You keep the old ones in the back?

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That is so ageist.

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-We have to make room for the fresh ones.
-So, what happens to the old guys?

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Well, they go into the chipper.

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Why do l have a feeling
that's not as happy as it sounds?

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These come in the shapes of your
favorite Christmas characters.

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Santa, Rudolph and baby Jesus.

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All right. l'll take a box
of the cream-filled Jesuses.

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Wait a minute. One box? Come on. l'm
trying to send a little girl to Space Camp.

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l'm putting you down for five boxes.
Chandler, what about you?

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All right. Do you have any
coconut-flavored deities?

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No, but there's coconut
in the Hanukkah Menorah-eos.
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l'll tell you what. l'll put you down
for eight boxes. One for each night.

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Mon?

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All right. l'll take one box of
the Mint Treasures. One, and that's it.

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l started gaining weight after
l joined the Brown Birds. Remember?

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Dad bought every one
of my boxes, and l ate them all.

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No, Mon. Dad had to buy
every one of your boxes...

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...because you ate them all.

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But, you know, l'm sure that's
not gonna happen this time.

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Why don't l put you down
for three of the Mint Treasures...

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...and just a couple of the Rudolphs.

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No.

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Come on, now.
You know you want them.

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Don't. Don't do this.

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l'll tell you what, Mon.
l'll give you the first box for free.

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Oh, God! l gotta go!

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Come on. All the cool kids
are eating them.

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When you have a second, l want to show
you why we don't just trap spiders...

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...under coffee mugs
and leave them there.

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l'm training to be better at a job
that l hate. My life officially sucks.

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Wasn't this supposed
to be a temporary thing?

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-l thought you wanted to do fashion stuff.
-Well, yeah. l'm still pursuing that.

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How, exactly, are you pursuing that?

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You know, other than sending out
rêsumês, like, what? Two years ago?

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Well, l'm also sending out...

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...good thoughts.

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lf you ask me,
as long as you got this job...

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...you got nothing pushing you
to get another one.

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You need The Fear.

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-The Fear?
-He's right.

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lf you quit this job, you then...

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...have motivation to go after
a job you really want.

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Why are you still at a job you hate?

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l mean, why don't you quit
and get The Fear?

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Because l'm too afraid.

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l don't know.

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l mean, l would give anything to work
for a designer, you know, or a buyer.

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l just don't want to be 30
and still work here.

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Yeah, that'd be much worse than
being 28 and still working here.
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-Rachel?
-Yeah?

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Remind me to review with you which
pot is decaf and which is regular.

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Can't l just look at the handles on them?

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You would think.

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Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what?
l am a terrible waitress.

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Do you know why l'm a terrible
waitress? Because l don't care.

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l don't care. l don't care which pot
is regular and which pot is decaf.

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l don't care where the tray spot is.
l just don't care.

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This is not what l want to do.

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So l don't think l should do it anymore.

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-l'm gonna give you my week's notice.
-What?

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Gunther, l quit.

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Does this mean we're gonna
have to start paying for coffee?
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Okay, 1 2.

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Twenty-two.

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Eighteen.

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What?

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00:12:05,536 --> 00:12:07,367
l spelled out ''boobies.''

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Ross? Put me down for another box
of the Mint Treasures, okay?

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Where are the Mint Treasures?

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We're out. l sold them all.

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What?

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00:12:23,488 --> 00:12:25,888
Monica, l'm cutting you off.

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No.

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No.

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Just a couple more boxes.

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lt's no big deal, all right? l'm cool.

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You gotta help me out
with a couple more boxes!

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00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:45,975
Mon, look at yourself.
You have cookie on your neck.

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Oh, God!

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00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:53,573
-So how many you sold so far?
-Check this out.

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-Five hundred and seventeen boxes.
-Oh, my God. How did you do that?

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Okay, the other night
l was leaving the museum...

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...just as Laser Floyd was letting out
of the planetarium.

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00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:08,026
Without even trying, l sold 50 boxes.

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00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:11,861
That's when it occurred to me.
The key to my success: the munchies.

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00:13:13,571 --> 00:13:18,372
So l started hitting
the NYU dorms around midnight.

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l am selling cookies by the case.

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00:13:23,614 --> 00:13:27,243
They call me ''Cookie Dude.''

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-Okay, but l'm not going to call you that.
-Okay.
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00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:38,028
Okay. Stop what you're doing. l need
envelope stuffers. l need stamp lickers....

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00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:41,962
-Hey, who did these rêsumês for you?
-Me. On my computer.

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00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,065
You sure used a large font.

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00:13:44,302 --> 00:13:46,770
Yeah. Well, ''Waitress
at a Coffeehouse'' ...

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00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:50,635
...and ''Cheer Squad Co-Captain''
only took up so much room.

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00:13:52,377 --> 00:13:53,742
Hey, that's funny!

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00:13:53,911 --> 00:13:56,607
You're funny, Chandler!
You're a funny guy!

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00:13:56,814 --> 00:13:58,611
You know what else is really funny?

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00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:01,808
Something else l might have said?

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00:14:02,587 --> 00:14:06,353
l don't know. l don't know. Weren't you
the guy that told me to quit my job...

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00:14:06,524 --> 00:14:09,789
...when l had absolutely
nothing else to do?

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00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:16,392
-Sweetie, calm down. lt's gonna be okay.
-No, it's not gonna be okay, Ross.

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Tomorrow is my last day,
and l don't have a lead.

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00:14:20,671 --> 00:14:23,162
Okay. You know what?
l'm just gonna call Gunther...

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00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:25,070
...and tell him l'm not quitting.

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00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:27,734
You don't want to give in to The Fear.

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00:14:27,912 --> 00:14:31,370
You and your stupid Fear.
l hate your Fear!

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00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:33,949
l would like to take
you and your Fear--

226
00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:36,484
Hey! l got great news.

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00:14:36,654 --> 00:14:39,452
Run, Joey. Run for your life!

228
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,652
What? Rach, listen. Have you ever
heard of Fortunata Fashions?

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00:14:44,829 --> 00:14:45,818
No.

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00:14:45,997 --> 00:14:49,489
My old man's doing a plumbing job there,
and he heard they have an opening.

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00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,658
Want to see if he
can get you an interview?

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00:14:51,836 --> 00:14:55,738
Oh, my God, yes. l would love that.
That's so sweet, Joey.

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Not a problem.

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00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:59,766
And now for the great news.

235
00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:01,705
What, that wasn't the great news?

236
00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:03,710
Only if you think
it's better than this.

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00:15:04,348 --> 00:15:06,373
Snow-in-a-Can!

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l got it at work.
You want me to decorate the window?

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Give it kind of a Christmas looky?

240
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,221
Christmas cookie?

241
00:15:19,397 --> 00:15:21,865
Okay, and this one here's
a Douglas fir.

242
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:25,662
Now, it's a little more money,
but you get a nicer smell.

243
00:15:26,504 --> 00:15:28,199
Looks good. l'll take it.

244
00:15:28,372 --> 00:15:30,806
Wait, wait. No, no.
You don't want that one.

245
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:34,375
No. You can have
this cool brown one.

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lt's almost dead.

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00:15:38,149 --> 00:15:41,880
But that's why you have to buy it,
so that it can fulfill its Christmas destiny.

248
00:15:42,053 --> 00:15:46,353
Otherwise, they're gonna throw
it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey.

249
00:15:46,524 --> 00:15:50,255
Yeah, the trees that don't fulfill
their Christmas destiny...

250
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...are thrown in the chipper.

251
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l think l'm gonna look around
a little bit more.

252
00:15:57,702 --> 00:16:01,729
Pheebs. You gotta stop doing this.
l'm working on commission here.

253
00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,605
Hey, guys. l'm here
to pick out my Christmas tree.

254
00:16:05,843 --> 00:16:09,711
Well, look no further.
This one's yours.

255
00:16:11,949 --> 00:16:14,975
ls this the one
that l threw out last year?

256
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:20,116
All right. You know what? Never mind.
Everybody wants to have a green one.

257
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:24,660
Sorry. l'm sorry. l didn't mean
to get so emotional. l guess it's just....

258
00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:26,387
The holidays are just hard.
259
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Oh, honey. ls that because
your mom died around Christmas?

260
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l wasn't even thinking about that.

261
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:45,338
Hi, there.
How many did you sell?

262
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:50,385
l'm not gonna tell you. You're the
bad man who broke Sarah's leg.

263
00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:54,047
Hey, now. That was an accident, okay?

264
00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:55,487
You're a big scrud.

265
00:16:57,628 --> 00:16:59,118
What's a scrud?

266
00:16:59,297 --> 00:17:01,424
Why don't you look
in the mirror, scrud.

267
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:07,029
l don't have to.
l can just look at you.

268
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:09,600
All right, girls...

269
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...and man.

270
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Let's see your final tallies.

271
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Debbie.

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Three hundred and twenty-one
boxes of cookies. Very nice.

273
00:17:23,154 --> 00:17:25,588
Not nice enough.

274
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,187
Charla.

275
00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,326
Two hundred and seventy-eight.

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Sorry, dear, but still good.

277
00:17:31,662 --> 00:17:34,529
Good for a scrud.

278
00:17:37,301 --> 00:17:38,734
Yes, Elizabeth.

279
00:17:39,737 --> 00:17:42,069
Eight hundred and seventy-one.

280
00:17:42,239 --> 00:17:44,230
That's crap!

281
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:49,936
Sister Brown Bird.

282
00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:52,172
Good going.

283
00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:56,683
Who's next?

284
00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:03,319
-Hi, there.
-Hi.

285
00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:06,021
And batting for Sarah...

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...Ross Geller.

287
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:12,768
Eight hundred and seventy-two.

288
00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:17,971
Although, it looks like you bought
an awful lot of cookies yourself.

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00:18:18,142 --> 00:18:21,236
That is because my doctor
says that l have...

290
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...a very serious...

291
00:18:24,982 --> 00:18:27,280
...nougat...

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00:18:28,552 --> 00:18:30,986
...deficiency.

293
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:33,921
Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.

294
00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:40,425
Well, l lost. Some little girl loaned
her uniform to her 1 9-year-old sister...

295
00:18:40,598 --> 00:18:45,592
...who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz
and sold over 2000 boxes.

296
00:18:47,505 --> 00:18:50,668
-Hey, how'd the interview go?
-l blew it.

297
00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:53,309
l wouldn't have even hired me.

298
00:18:53,844 --> 00:18:54,902
Come here, sweetie.

299
00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:56,272
Listen...
300
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...you're gonna go on, like, a thousand
interviews before you get a job.

301
00:19:05,656 --> 00:19:08,716
That's not how that
was supposed to come out.

302
00:19:08,893 --> 00:19:10,986
This is just the worst Christmas ever.

303
00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:14,659
You know what, Rach? Maybe you
should stay here at the coffeehouse.

304
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:18,859
l can't. lt's too late. Terry already
hired that girl over there.

305
00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:20,296
Look at her.

306
00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:23,440
She's even got waitress experience.

307
00:19:23,974 --> 00:19:25,601
Last night she was...

308
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,944
...teaching everybody
how to make...

309
00:19:28,179 --> 00:19:29,476
...napkins...

310
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,683
...into....

311
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:37,113
That word was ''swans.''

312
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:46,052
Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet
himself really perked up my Christmas.

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00:19:53,971 --> 00:19:55,598
Oh, my God!

314
00:19:56,173 --> 00:19:57,663
Merry Christmas!

315
00:19:59,143 --> 00:20:01,373
You saved them!
You guys!

316
00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:03,636
Oh, God, you're the best!

317
00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:06,476
lt's like Night of the
Living Dead Christmas Trees.

318
00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:11,649
Hello.

319
00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:13,881
Yeah, this is she.

320
00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:17,921
You're kidding. You're kidding.

321
00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:20,487
Thank you. l love you!

322
00:20:20,664 --> 00:20:22,962
Sure, everybody loves a kidder.

323
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,795
l got the job!

324
00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:27,233
That's great.

325
00:20:27,638 --> 00:20:30,971
God bless us, everyone.

326
00:20:33,077 --> 00:20:37,173
Here we go. Serving
my last cup of coffee.

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00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:45,680
There you go.

328
00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:47,584
Enjoy.

329
00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:53,361
-Should l tell her l ordered tea?
-No.

330
00:20:54,465 --> 00:20:55,796
Excuse me, everyone.

331
00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:59,298
This is my last night working here...

332
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,734
...and l just wanted to say...

333
00:21:01,906 --> 00:21:04,773
...that l made some
really good friends here.

334
00:21:05,075 --> 00:21:07,771
And it's just time to move on.

335
00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:14,712
And no offense to everybody
who still works here...

336
00:21:14,885 --> 00:21:18,321
...but you have no idea
how good it feels to say...

337
00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:21,049
...that as of this moment...

338
00:21:21,225 --> 00:21:26,094
...l will never have
to make coffee again.

339
00:21:26,263 --> 00:21:29,061
Now, Mr. Kaplan Sr.
likes his coffee strong.

340
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:32,669
So you're gonna use
two bags instead of one.

341
00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:35,635
See. Now, pay attention,
because this part's tricky.

342
00:21:35,806 --> 00:21:40,573
See, some people use filters
just once....

343
00:21:48,519 --> 00:21:50,680
l'm sorry you didn't get to go
to Space Camp...

344
00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:56,350
...and l'm hoping that maybe somehow
this may help make up for it. Okay?

345
00:21:56,527 --> 00:21:58,392
Presenting...

346
00:21:58,562 --> 00:22:02,293
...Sarah Tuddle's
Private Very Special Space Camp!

347
00:22:06,637 --> 00:22:08,764
Really, Mr. Geller,
you don't have to do this.

348
00:22:08,939 --> 00:22:10,873
Come on, here we go.

349
00:22:11,575 --> 00:22:15,409
Stand by for mission countdown.

350
00:22:15,846 --> 00:22:16,972
Ten, ten....

351
00:22:17,147 --> 00:22:18,409
Nine, nine, nine....

352
00:22:18,616 --> 00:22:20,140
Eight, eight, eight....

353
00:22:21,585 --> 00:22:23,485
Okay, blast off.

354
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:34,821
l'm an alien. l'm an alien.

355
00:22:35,065 --> 00:22:36,054
Oh, no! An asteroid!

356
00:22:39,737 --> 00:22:40,726
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