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2. Alternatively, you can also say: Don't believe what you see -
believe what I say.
3. Have you got a hanky? Well wipe your nose, yea, the light is
reflecting on a bogie, and it is distracting me!
4. Only if you have the right audience and assistant try this: Ask
the assistant to borrow their handkerchief, preferably an
unused one. Make a big thing about this, and then apparently
blow your nose in it loudly and return it, simply saying,
“Thanks.”
13. I once asked someone to help me out, and the next thing I
knew I was in the alley.
14. When a pretty assistant goes back to her seat, take out a
pair of binoculars, and follow her.
15. When an assistant walks off stage: “Do you drink? Yes! Well,
here are some straws!” (Give a few straws from your pocket.)
16. Cut the stem just under a rose, and hold the stem and rose
as one Give the stem section to a lady assistant, and you are
left with the rose.
17. You are from out of town? Is it a pleasure trip, or do you have
your wife with you?
18. Look at a man in the audience: Is that your wife sitting next to
you, or is this a business trip?
22. Bald headed man: How do you like that? Flesh coloured hair.
23. If someone takes a photo of you during your show: I'll have
two enlargements and a single print, thank you.
26. I am going to perform a trick for you that I had the pleasure of
performing before the King of England last night. Yes, I did!
Well he said he was the King of England... he did so... I did
this trick for him and when I finished he said, “If you are a
magician, then I'm the King of England!”
29. What’s your name? Mark! That sounds like a dog with a hair
lip!
30. When you get a pretty lady assistant on stage ask her if she
is married, and then reply: I have terrible luck, every time I
meet a nice girl, either she is married or I am!
31. When you get a stunning lady assistant on stage: I'm a man
of few words, “Let's, my place, now!”
32. It might interest you that I have studied the art of mind
reading In fact I have become quite proficient at it. I can look
an assistant right in the eye, and tell exactly what they think
of my act. Yet I still don't chase them off the stage!
34. Just before you do a really good trick, place your hand on
your assistant's forehead, as the evangelists do, and say: Do
you believe?
36. I was doing a show the other night, when the fellow assisting
me said, “So, you are the world's greatest magician?” I said,
“Yes.” He said, “Small world, isn't it?”
37. Just before commencing the trick, look at the assistant and
say: This is going to be as unbelievable as a TV commercial.
38. Did your wife buy you that shirt? Boy she must hate you!
39. Your hair looks nice; did you come on the back of a bike?
41. How many kids have you got? 3/4/5/6... Must be something
in the air... your legs!
42. If mini skirts get any higher said the fairy to the gnome then
you will have two more cheeks to powder and a little more
hair to comb!
46. Bald headed man: Sir, please put your hat on, your head is
shining in my eyes.
47. Bald headed man: Is that your head, or are you sitting upside
down?
48. Bald headed man: Whatever they say about baldness it's
neat!
49. Bald headed man: A good thing about being bald, when you
find a hair in your soup, you know it's not yours.
50. Bald headed man: He once had wavy hair, now he only has a
beach left.
51. Bald headed man: This trick will blow the hair off your head...
oh I see you've seen it already!
52. Bald headed man: Well, look at it this way; you'll never go
grey.
53. Why, it is so nice to see you all so happy... have you ever
thought that at this very moment your house good be on fire!
55. Call to someone off stage: Now Lana, put down the gun...
you'll just have to make up your mind and forget me.
58. Bald headed man: Would you please turn your head the
other way. It's shining in my eyes... you would have a tough
time selling him a hair-raising story.
60. Your name is John. I had a friend who's name was John. In
fact I called him John for short - his name was Joe.
61. Where are you from? Here? Well stop right there!
62. And now for the next trick I'd like the assistance of a kind
gentleman... any kind... well, I'd rather not get the funny kind.
63. The next trick is very difficult. And I'd like the help of
someone who doesn't give up easily. Is there an insurance
salesman present?
64. To a lady: You can stand closer, I don't bite. Unless I know
you very well... mind you, and then I only nibble.
66. We'll put you near the microphone, so watch the language.
68. Are you honest? You are? All right, I want you to pretend that
you are a Scotchman, and hold this tight.
72. Give me your hand... no, the clean one... oh, that was the
clean one!
76. What is your name? John. Can I call you John? Thanks, you
can call me Sir!
77. What's your name? Frank? What's your first name? Frank?
Oh, Frank, Frank!
78. When using two assistants: You stand the same distance
from him, as he is standing from you.
79. If an assistant is very tall: You're a big fella, you can do what
you like.
80. Confirm that this is normal. “Yes it is.” Thank you, your
cheque is in the post.
81. I need one volunteer please... just hold up your hand... I'll
know what you mean!
82. When a lady assistant comes onto stage, say: “What is your
name, what do you enjoy, and how often?”
84. Are you busy? No, then come up and help me please.
86. I like your tie (Jacket); it looks like a test pattern for TV.
87. Did you know that entertainers and lectures have a method
for locating the intelligent members of their audience? They
sit up straight, like this, whereas the simple minded folk sort
of slump in their seats... what's everyone straightening up
for?
89. How about you madam, you look simply... simply aching to
come up onto stage. They do say that coming up onto stage
gives you the second nicest feeling in the world. Care to try?
92. You can sit down, but watch out for that suit, you might bend
the starch.
93. If a man has his hands in his pocket: I'd shake your hand, but
I see you are busy! Keep it up and you'll go blind! Were you
also told that as a child? What wasted years!
95. Your name is, 'Fred?' What's your wife called, 'Wilma?'
98. Take a sip from someone's drink and say: Don't worry I didn't
backwash. Of course I have had this cold sore on my lip for
months... I did that one night and the guy said, “Yea, me too!”
100. When asking someone his or her name: What's your name?
That's my dogs name too! Are you also house trained?
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