THE WILSON NIGHTLY Report
The Wilson
Nightly Report
News that will keep you up all night!!!
BREAKING NEWS: Miley
Cyrus is a Cheater???
Around 9:30 pm on September 8th, voicemails
were leaked following the release of several
photos that blatantly suggested Miley was
having an affair while she was with with Liam
Hemsworth. As the public now knows, the
photos that were
released were taken
during the time of their
relationship and
features Miley and an
unknown man enjoying
themselves to what they
think is secretive dinner
date. However, the
public speculated that
the unknown man
couldn't possibly be Liam because though you
could not see the mans face, his build was far
more muscular than Liam's, despite some of the
strikingly similar features that they both shared.
Upon reviewing the leaked voicemails, we
couldn't help but notice that the time stamp
would reveal that the voicemails were made the
same night of the dinner date, and the unknown
man would be revealed to be none other than
Liam's own brother, Chris. What was Liam's
response in the wake of this new information
and how were Miley's voicemail's hacked into?
Click the link to find out!
-Christian Wilson
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Carrie Bradshaw is a
Sanderson Sister?!
New York's most famous love and sex columnist
was spotted flying over Salem, Mass. with none
other than two of the infamous Sanderson
Sisters, Winifred and Mary. But where is Sarah
Sanderson? Sources have reported that the
flirtatious siren of the trio is actually Carrie
Bradshaw! "I can't believe I didn't see it"
comments Carrie's husband, Mr. Big, "both of
them certainly are bewitching." When asked
about the recent discovery, Carrie or more
accurately Sarah, was happy to speak briefly
with news crews saying, "What better place to
find men than in New York!" Since her true
identity is now out in the open, Salem residence
are beginning to fear for the children considering
the Sanderson Sisters were supposedly defeated
26 years ago by Max Dennison. Unfortunately, I
was not able to get an interview with Mr.
Dennison, but his publicist has reached out to
say that Max is actively working with his
younger sister, Dani Dennison, on ways to expel
the witches once and for all.
-Savannah Gooding
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Breaking: Kramer's Chandler Bing is seen leaving and repetitive expulsion from

90 Day Fiance!
Everyone knows him as one
of Jerry Seinfeld's wacky
friends, buy it seems that
lately Cosmo Kramer has
been getting a new identity
for himself as the possible
husband for beautiful Indian
Bride to be Salena Surya. The
two have been spotted taking
long walks on the beach and
sharing romantic evenings
together almost every night
with the occasional break for
Kramer's wild antics with
Jerry and the gang. Right
now its difficult to determine
if this beautiful couple truly
is a match made in heaven.
Investigators believe Salena
is ready for marriage and will
do what she needs to be with
Kramer but it appears this
New York nut feels
differently. Kramer told
reporters that while he is
enjoying his time with Salena
he thought fiance was a fancy
word for boyfriend. Stick
around for more updates in
the future.
- Conner Ruschmeyer
Breaking News:
Friends or something
more?
the penthouse of non-other
than Meredith Grey. As we
know, Meredith Grey and
Monica Geller were friends
for quite some time but their
friendship ended abruptly.
Which I should add, the
reason as to why has never
been made public. So, what
was Bing doing at Greys
place? Was it to console Grey
after the death of her husband
Derick Sheperd? Soon after
he was seen leaving the
Greys residents, sources say
they have evidence of Bing
entering the house the night
prior, which leads us to ask
the questions, was this just
one friend consoling another
or something more?
-Michelle Saldivar
Breaking news at the top
of the hour: Chef Gordon
Ramsey completely loses
his cool with... Curly
Howard??? 
Renowned Chef Gordon
Ramsey, who went live on
Hell’s Kitchen Sunday night,
had his hands full with none
other than the infamous Curly
Howard of the Three
Stooges! Curly would not
stop playing games with
Gordon, despite hearing his
raging spew of curse words
the kitchen! Curly kept
pulling out an endless string
of napkins from his pocket,
distracting cooks with
pretending to pull their noses
off, hitting them over the
head, and then
laughing maniacally! When
Curly did finally
decided work on cooking, he
put out a dish that somehow
exploded all over Gordon's
face! He was completely
done for when he collapsed
in a shaking fit at the sight of
a rat, shamelessly begging
Gordon for cheese. Not just
any cheese, Limburger
cheese! After a wild night
like this and
someone somehow doing
worse than Curly, rendering
him a spot in the second
week, will Gordon be able to
survive another night with
him? Drop back here next
week to find out! 
-Georgia Senn

Fred Rogers Seen on the most beloved neighbor from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, was
Set of Mr. Pickles' spotted with Jeff Piccirillo AKA Jeff Pickles on his set of Mr.
Puppet Time Pickles' Puppet Time. Jeff Pickles is a longtime famous children
television show star, similar to Mr. Fred Rogers's show.  They both
Fred are great pillars of kindness, wisdom, and help shape the minds of
Rogers, the children across America. Recently, Mr. Piccirillo has been dealing
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with the loss of his son. world with their world." The show is set to air in November and
There has been rumors that will be available every Monday night starting at 8:00 pm. Will he
he wants to include an make it through the stages? Is he good at baking? Will the judges
episode that deals with death be wowed by his creations? Who will be crowned the winner?
and grief. Fred Rogers Watch the show to find out.
responded to Jeff Piccirillo's
-Daisy Lugo
situation and rumors on the
grief episode. Some speculate
he is on the set to encourage
Breaking News: Cheryl Blossom has
or be a guest star on the officially taken over Glee
episode. Unfortunately it is
unclear whether those  
speculations are true. I guess
everyone is going to find out
on the next episode of Jeff
Pickles show, Mr. Pickles'
Puppet Time.
This is Sabrina Najera giving
you the scoop and signing Earlier this week we have witnessed Cheryl Blossom transfer to
off. Lima, Ohio to join the famous McKinley High School Glee Club.
So far Cheryl Blossom has out sung Rachel Berry and she is not
happy. Since the lady in red came into town, she has taken over
Breaking News: Bob Ross is Quinn Fabray’s Spot as head cheerleader and caused quite some
Taking on... Baking?! drama in the local theatre. As well she befriended Kurt Hummel
and Blaine Anderson the power couple of the school. Just in the
Earlier this week rumors first week, she accomplished so many goals, what will she do next?
broke out stating that the Will she stay longer, or will she go back to the mysterious town of
famous Bob Ross an Riverdale?
American painter will be
making an appearance as a -Anna Morell
contestant on The Great
British Baking Show. News Jane Villanueva united with long lost
today has confirmed that he
will indeed be switching out uncle and Aunt goes bad?
the brushes, paints, and
canvases for frosting,
spatulas, and sweet treats.
Fans from around the world
have reacted to the news and
are eager to see if his artistic
skills are up to par in the
baking world. Judges Mary
Berry and Paul Hollywood
stated in an interview earlier
today that "they are excited to
work with Bob Ross and to
see how he combines his
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It has been reported that Jane
Villanueva other wise known
as Jane the Virgin, has found
her uncle Ricky from her
dads’ side who is the husband
of Lucy from “I Love Lucy”.
Lucy and Ricky decided to
pay them a visit in Miami
Florida. Lucy and Jane have
been seen multiple times
spending time together and it
appears they have gotten very
close. While seen shopping at
a mall they had high publicity
and it was told that one of
them has shoplifted and are
now detained. Word has
gotten out that Jane tried to
write one of her usual
apology letters, but they
wouldn’t let her. Lucy and
Jane are both denying the
shoplifting claim and saying
it was a complete accident
and Jane forgot she was
holding it. The Police say
Lucy was caught eating all
the samples. Jane is starting
to get worried as it has been
hours and she was supposed
to go pick up her son Mateo.
While the guards are getting
annoyed with Jane's
persistent questions; Rogelio
(Jane’s dad) and Ricky
(Lucy’s husband) are going
to their rescue. Rogelio has
recently tweeted that they
have been released and that it
was all a misunderstanding,
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but they must do a
commercial for the store as
an apology for the trouble
caused.
-Rhiannon Shane
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Breaking news: Floyd Mayweather has been
arrested after filing for bankruptcy and owing
IRS over 40 million in taxes.
 
Floyd Mayweather the world’s undisputed champion pound for
pound in Welterweight has been arrested this morning of
September 11, 2019 after filing bankruptcy and failing to pay over
40 million dollars in taxes to the IRS from multi-million boxing
fights. To the surprise of everyone, Floyd Mayweather will be
facing trial over accusations of trying to avoid paying taxes to the
IRS after earning 100 million dollars from multi–million boxing
fights with Canelo Alvarez and Manny Pacquiao. If found guilty by
a judge in the state of Nevada, Floyd Mayweather will be stripped
of all his championship belts and might end up behind bars for a
maximum sentence of 10 years. He might also have to pay heavy
boxing fines to Golden Boy Promotions for failing to show up to
boxing fights as he agreed in his contract just signed by him last
year with Golden boy Promotions.Furthermore, Floyd
Mayweather's wife has decided to file for divorce after find out all
the trouble her husband has ran into to save whatever she can
before he loses everything they have together. 
-Julian Kingman